Breaking News – Tarun Lall exposed!

My good friend, Tarun Lall, is a finance guy by profession, a romantic by heart, and researcher as far as the “spirits” are concerned. Judging by his weight & atitude towards animals (preferably dead), he is no mean authority to contribute on “what is the malaise globally” leading to deaths.

This post has been contributed by Tarun Lall. If you have any differences of opinions with Tarun, please leave your comments at the bottom of this page. I will make sure that it reaches him.

Hic & burp !!!!

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British or Canadians.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British or Canadians.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British or Canadians.

4. The Italians drink large amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British or Canadians.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British or Canadians.

6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of porgies, cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British or Canadians.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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