Quotes

•    Some people are born with a Silver foot in their mouth……

•    Papa kehte thhe bada naam karega… #StuartBinny

•    Who better than RaGa as minority affairs minister. He led Congress into a minority

•    An economist can convert ‘Chhole Bhature” into data and make it useless when served…

•    Dad taught me not to trust Astrologers & TV studio Economists during budget season…

•    Dear opposition leaders, Schumacher भी Coma से बाहर आ गए है/ आप भी कुछ करते क्यों नहीं ?

•    Nehas Wadia is practising Skiing. He can go downhill in multiple ways now…

•    UP is the safest. Even Azam Khan’s buffaloes have ‘Z’ category security…

•    Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your kids. Happy “day after Father’s day”.

•    “Age & wisdom don’t always come together. Sometimes, you just get the age” –
•    Youth leader

•    I am amazingly persuasive. I can convince myself on anything….

•    This status update has nothing to do with democraZy, Intelligence & Bureau, nor is sponsored by any NGO. “Phasist or Kamnal’ interpretations are at your own risk. Please Polarize by ‘Likes’ & ‘Shares’ only

•    Gossip & news are pretty similar. You are either hearing, or spreading it…

•    “I have a wife & a remote, thankfully, both are working” ~ Lazy @ home

•    “We don’t publish news until all facts are distorted” ~ Media privacy policy

•    Oh Shucks… the CIA is following me….. OnTwitter….

•    An Apple a day keeps the doctor away. An Onion a day ………………………..?

•    Obstacles are objects seen when you take your eyes off the Goal…

•    Handsome people who are witty, intelligent & write as good as me, usually aren’t as humble as me….

•    When I saw the Heat wave, I waved back….

•    WHAT ? No MP / MLA study tours to Brazil for World cup?

•    Infosys needs a ‘Large coin’ to shore up the dwindling revenue. A ‘Vishal Sikka’ literally…

•    Enmasse mentalists are defending the environment….. #NGO

•    DMK is taking Amma’s antics with a pinch of ‘Salt’ #AmmaSalt

•    Kejriwal to meet Modi & demand an enquiry on “Why India is not in the Football world cup”

•    I left home while Mani Shankar Aiyer was waxing eloquently on TV, about Congrace saving India. When I returned, both my kids were reading the newspaper 🙂 Now, that’s what I call nation building through education !!!!

•    Ever since Mani shankar Aiyer has started appearing regularly on TV, even my 8 year old son prefers news channels over CartoonTV

•    45 degrees in Delhi. Blame Modi…

•    Teams scale the peak when nobody is bothered about “who takes the credit”

•    Politics is an amazing profession. You get lauded if you succeed. If you are a disgrace, you can always write a bestseller….

•    Dear partners, we aren’t playing soccer. Forget others scoring Goals, we have to strike our Goal….

•    Irrespective whether you are a Minority, or a Majority, Stupidity cannot be a “Right”

•    Modi is ‘corrupting the system’. He should cleanse the system by spending the night @ footpath on India gate.. AAP batao, aise desh chalta hai kya?

•    Anyone wrapped up in himself makes up a very small packet…..

•    Free advice is the only commodity where supply exceeds demand…

•    Chandrababu Naidu should be appointed the chairman of Visa credit cards. #loanwaiver

•    Shekhar Gupta leaves Indian Express. His next assignment is “Talk the walk”

•    The best analysts can sell the same half truths, again and again, without making a mistake….

•    Before I turned entrepreneur, I had 6 theories for every problem. Now, I have 6 problems and no theories.

•    Research reveals that those who grew up in the 80s have keyed in the number 55378008 into the calculator…

•    369 lost, the next one is an article….

•    “IT ministry plans expansion of WiFi. Won’t it give birth to more ‘Internet Hindoos” ~ Sleeveless Blouse

•    Bond karo Bakwas!!!!!

•    Every father to Pappu’s mom – “लड़का ठीक है पर काम क्या करता है”

•    I have all the money I would ever need, if I only live till July….

•    Hema Malini for water ministry…..kyunki Kent se milta hai hamein shuddh paani

•    Obama won, Ms. Oprah wept. Modi wins, Ms.Ghosh cried…

•    Winner swearing in. Losers swearing at.

•    Kejru beat Imli to the Drama queen crown…

•    Learning from 2014 elections ~ Irrespective of whether you sit on the throne, or on the floor, it’s your ass which is gonna be used”

•    Even Azam Khan’s buffaloes wander back into senses. AAP kyon nahi aise karte?

•    Na-awaz, na Sharif. NaMo, RaGa, NaSh….

•    To comment on this post, Press any key except… no.No.NO.NOOO.. NOT THAT ONE….

•    The older I get, the older younger gets……

•    The difference between the ordinary & the extra-ordinary is that Little “Extra”

•    Our best actors go to Tihar instead of Cannes….

•    I am Sorry. I offended you. I might stop lying, someday. Make me CM?

•    I searched Google ~ “What does AK 49 want?” Google reply ~ “Can I tell you what a woman wants?”

•    Just added a “Sanjay Jha interview with Arnab Goswami” to my bucket list…..

•    Complaints about this status update can only be settled “Out of Court”…

•    It’s better to discard memory if nothing worthwhile needs to be remembered….

•    If you don’t have middle age, borrow mine….

•    Q : Are you Bilingual? A : No, I am happily married !!!!

•    AK 49 – Na ghar ka, na ‘Ghat’ ka….

•    Revital to sign up a few Septuagenarians as brand ambassadors. Youth leaders for 2019

•    All those who are giving credit to Modi are Kamnal & Phasist. You mean RaGa, Mulayam, Amma, Didi and Laloo did nothing?

•    Parliament to issue the “Certificate of Participation” to AAP… Himesh Reshmiyya’s “Xpose” has more people….

•    We are going down at the speed of ‘Jupiter Velocity’

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