Quotes

•    Mukhtar Ansari to support Kejri.. उल्टा, चोर और कोतवाल मिल कर सब को डांटे …

•    Laziness is not a luxury I can afford….

•    Gurgaon has people who cross the oceans selling solutions, but won’t cross the road to vote….

•    Putin is officially divorced. His wife took the house, he took Crimea. She takes the bank account. he takes Ukraine. She asks for Jewelry, watch out Georgia

•    P. Chidambaram’s speeches remind us how happy we could be…. in his absence…

•    Daichi pharma rahe hai, acche se Sun le…

•    I’ve always spoken seriously on my wall… here’s the next one.. “Sonia Gandhi highlights the family rule of BJP” … laughing is allowed here, even if it’s FDI..

•    I want to lose 20 Pounds. Visiting England seems to be the only option..

•    Just before Rishi Sood opened the boot of the car.. or was it after? Manharan Singh Ajay Dabas Atul Kapur RS Srini Anoop Gill Maneesh

•    Today is the last day of my life so far…

•    3 more candidates withdraw their candidature from AAP. AAP’s contribution on ‘strategic retreat’ lessons to corporate India…

•    Both of you three, prove your ‘sickularism’…

•    Midnight & I am still in the bar, bakwaas beshumaar, Biwi karegi vaar, jeena hoga dushvaar, zindagi bekaar, , Ab ki baar, Modi sarkar…

•    “The voices in my head, and what I speak, are they the same?” ~ Sharad Pawar

•    When I went on a Shikaar, every ‘animal’ was muttering “Ab ki baar, Modi sarkar”

•    Do Women who pay a Ridiculous price for a dress, try & cover up an absurd figure?

•    How can there be “self-help” groups?

•    Only Horses have ‘stable’ relationships…

•    Your charm works for the first 10 minutes. After that, you better know something, to talk some sense…

•    I can’t remember the last time I forgot something…

•    “All who quote me on this day, are fools” ~ Confucius

•    Kal AAP ka din hai… go ahead and promise the world…

•    Actor comedian Javed Jaffri to contest as an AAP candidate from Lucknow…. The ghost of the kicks dont listen to the agree talks.. Eggjhaktlee….

•    News : A Power outage was reported at the PM house last week. You mean they had ‘Power’ all this while?

•    Madhu Kishwar to interview Modi.. “Main tumhare PR mein andhi ho rahi hoon…”

•    On a holiday, the toughest thing to watch is not what you eat, but what everybody else is eating… #Sikkim

•    Husn ho tho Nathu la jaisi ho, varna na ho… #Sikkim

•    Water water everywhere, but not a drop to drink….#Gangtok

•    Lhaso Gangtok….

•    What say about this toy, eh?

•    I swear to drunk I am not god.. lunch me for join…

•    Plan for the day….

•    Had God been fair, he would’t have put all the Oil under very few people…

•    Journalist – “sir, Beta lad raha hai election, aap nahi?” Chidambaram – “Marta kya na karti”

•    “A strange thing happened today. I stood next to the Chameleon and it changed colors” ~ #AAP ka apna

•    Contrary to what people say, there is no age limit for stupidity…

•    Today is world Puppet day. Theek hai?

•    “When an Old wise man passes away, a library burns down” #Khushwantsingh

•    “It takes about 20 years to realize how old you are” ~ LK Advani

•    “If you have to walk on thin air, you might as well dance” ~ #SpiceJet

•    AAP threatening Congress is akin to Clinton suing N D Tiwari for copyright infringement.. 🙂

•    “Tomorrow, we begin a new tomorrow” ~ Future PM

•    There are two secrets of success. The first is ‘Not to tell everything’

•    If you Nose is running, and the Feet are smelling, you were built upside down…

•    The difference between Champ and Chump is U …

•    We all need Friends real bad. Are you bad?

•    “Why is every Indian wishing me?” – Ho Li (Beijing)

•    In our organization, there was one guy who knew ‘WTF is happening’. We fired him…

•    Each 5 Ml of Cough syrup contains 72% Alcohol.. No wonder, A Delhi guy is going around saying ~ “Tu Jaanta nahi mujhe. Will get you arrested”.

•    The secret of staying young is to eat healthy, drink moderately, sleep well and lie about your age.

•    It’s better to swim the waters and regret, than stay dry and repent…

•    Management Gyan : “When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.”

•    I have learnt not to compare myself with others. They are more screwed up than I imagined…..

•    BJP’s internal survey reports Modi’s approval ratings have dropped. They plan to request Kejriwal to visit Gujarat again…

•    The barbecue pit has named us ‘Goshtbusters’

•    Dont teach your kids the value of a Rupee. If they find out, they’ll ask for 10….

•    Genset under repair. Please don’t expect a light at the end of the tunnel…

•    Smaller the monkey, bigger the snarl..

•    Times have changed. Even a ‘Seer’ is facing peer pressure…

•    Success is marching towards your goal, failure after failure, without losing the ‘Enthusiasm’…

•    While Narendra Modi is campaigning in UP, Kejriwal & RaGa are campaigning ‘for’ him in Gujarat…

•    Kejri looked into the mirror & labelled the mirror ‘Corrupt’

•    Adbhut achamba!!! Arvind Kejriwal to visit TimesNow studio to ask Arnab. The nation would know tonite….

•    Management Gyan : Always work in a team, it allows you to blame someone else…

•    Politics in India is like a melting pot. Those at the bottom get burnt, while to scum floats to the top…

•    Congress is literally ‘Fielding’ a candidate in Mohammed Kaif …

•    Better a diamond with a flaw, than a flawless pebble …

•    Kahan pe pahuncha hai boss?

•    The only Dog which feeds the hands that bites it is a “Hotdog”

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