Quotes

•    Asking questions is easier than correcting mistakes…

•    If all is not lost, where is it?

•    “Kuch din tho Gujarat mein Padharo, as Tourist” ~ Kejriwal took Bachchan too seriously…

•    Dear Ashutosh, agreed that Politics is ‘KURSI ka khel’. You are not supposed to hurl it, though…

•    I could not conquer my mind. I’ve arranged an ‘Alliance’ with myself…

•    Americans complained hoarse when their govt. shut down for 8 days. Look at us, did we crib about the last 8 year?

•    Kerala to host the next common wealth games !!!!

•    Life’s all about ‘Ifs & Buts’. Get rid of the ‘Ifs’ and get off your Butts…

•    Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?

•    Governance !!!!

•    US FDA has approved a new camera that can be swallowed, for medical purposes. “Selfies” are gonna get WORSE….

•    Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Give him subsidy, reservation, secularism & empowerment, he would would turn vegetarian, sell his land, visit Thailand & save taxes by buying Chinese goods..

•    Do Good….

•    Request landing…

•    “Respect & respectable are not synonymous words” ~ Saharashri

•    Medha Patkar Earlier – “Narmada Bachao”. Now – “Apni apni Bachao”

•    Do Bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid ? #justasking

•    Pfizer, move away pleej…

•    As I have said earlier , I don’t like to repeat myself….

•    Everyone is talking about C-voter…. I agree, the voter is a “C”

•    Misers aren’t fun to live with, but they make amazing ancestors…..

•    Being broke is a temporary situation. Being poor is a state of mind.

•    11 captains hired, let’s search for players..

•    The problem with women is that they get excited about ‘Nothing’…. and then end up marrying him..

•    Would the Gujarat “Model” win the Miss India contest too… ? #justasking

•    Religion is nothing but a technicality in these ‘Sickular’ times..

•    I am told “love happens at first sight”. First sight of what?

•    The greatest thing about our cities is that they would look exactly the same after they’ve been bombed….

•    God never gives anyone more than he can handle. Wish he trusts me with more….

•    When Advani was young, the Dead Sea was not even sick…

•    What’s one thing that God won’t do?

•    I picked an argument. It was Ripe…

•    Management Gyan : “If you must lie, be brief..”

•    U.P assembly mein sab ‘Paunch-ey’ huey log hain…

•    I love coming to office. It’s the 8 hour wait for the bar to open, which is bad policy…

•    This sentence contradicts itself… or does it? It doesn’t….

•    What if there were no Hypothetical situations?

•    Due to a “Technical Glitch”, there won’t be any status update for the next 90 minutes..

•    Management Gyan : Only attack those problems which don’t retaliate….

•    The ice in Sochi is melting. Ice skaters are water skiing…

•    Titanic ~ After the budget cuts…

•    You don’t need to drive me Crazy. It’s within walking distance..

•    “When ideas fail, Thiruvalluvar comes in handy” ~ #Chidambaram

•    If you wish to soar like an Eagle, don’t surround yourself with Turkeys…

•    “Why did Kejriwal submit his resignation to LG, not Samsung” ~ RG (inspired by Vivek Sinha)

•    People who say ‘K’ instead of Ok tend to miss a Big “O”

•    Yogendra #AAP Yadav reminds me of ~ “The chief cause of problems is solutions”

•    Coffee with Karan, Tea with Modi, Amul with Rahul & Glycodin with Kejriwal (inspired by Twitter)

•    My Valentine gifted me her family tree. Some of her relatives are still climbing around them trees ….

•    This morning, I drove at breakneck speed to reach my gym, and ride a stationary cycle

•    I’m ready for tomorrow. Are you?

•    Without ME, it’s just AWESO …

•    Indian Parliament is the epitome of the world’s largest Dramacracy

•    We learn from the mistake of others. Now, which one of you is “Others”?

•    All those unsold in the IPL auctions, would they be available on eBay? #justasking

•    What? The IPL auctions have no dalit & religious quota?

•    Date = Quest Love = Conquest Marriage = Inquest

•    Do the color blind feel ‘blue’? #justasking

•    Remember, a promise is a debt #worldpromiseday

•    ‘Sanity’ please, stirred, not shaken….

•    Everyone is out to prove that he was a “Thought leader” in B school. I was a Trapeze artist… Suspended, mostly….

•    “Saala, Pradhanmantri ko Chaiwala bana diya in logon ne” – MMS

•    Management Gyan : Teams that ‘stick together’ need to bathe more often

•    I have achieved more with kind words & a hockey stick, than with kind words only…

•    This winter Olympics is such a ‘Sochi’ samjhi chaal….

•    For every person you find with a ‘Spark of genius’, you find hundreds with Ignition problem….#realestate

•    My wife loves my company. Thank god, I still own it….

•    My reportee created the perfect “Idiot proof” strategy. Couldn’t get it past me….
•    Dad, can I have some money? – Sorry son, no money. You think they grow on trees? – What’s money made of? – Paper. – Where does paper come from?

•    Failure is an opportunity to begin again, intelligently…

•    Any Idiot can face a crisis; it is the day to day existence which wears you out !!!!!

•    Illiterate… that’s what you are if you can’t read this… 🙂

•    मेरे FB update पढ़ कर, शायर ने क्या खूब कही , बोल भी बहुत गया और कहा भी कुछ नहीं …

•    CNG prices to be reduced by Rs.15 from midnight. Pro-gas-ti-nation saves money…

•    Corporate Pledge ~ “I pledge not to cheat, compromise, deceive, lie OR flatter, unless, of course, I want to remain employed”

•    The queen is down to her last $ 1 million. Finally, someone in the family would apply for a ‘Real job’

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