Quotes

•    Planets orbit. When people do the same, it’s called ‘Running around in circles’

•    Everybody quotes Rumi… I prefer Scotchi…

•    I know my Biology. It’s the zoology of others that I dont understand…

•    I dream of a better tomorrow, where RTI, women empowerment & Grandmother don’t choke my timeline…

•    I always reach the office late, but make up by leaving early…

•    If you are what you eat, I am Dead Meat….

•    I have some instant humor…. Just add coffee here….

•    The Gurgaon toll ‘brings People together’. Everyone tries to get into the same lane…

•    Wednesday, January 29, 2014 at 5:56pm UTC+05:30

•    I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet.

•    Dear candidate, you don’t get a second chance to make a first impression

•    May your troubles be as few & apart as Rahul’s interviews…..

•    Arnab : “Where would you see yourself in 10 years?” Pappu : “In the mirror” Arnab : Welcome to 7 RCR

•    My boss : “How do you plan to achieve your sales target?” Me – “I want to empower women, we have RTI, youth,process and blame Modi for non achievement”

•    Wonder how Rahul Gandhi feels being interviewed by the most powerful man in India .. #Arnab

•    Dear colleagues, “Coalition Dharma” can’t be an option during the performance review…

•    Binny there, done that…

•    AAP is ‘Acharist’ … every issue is getting pickled..

•    When the going gets tough, the tough take a drinks break…..

•    Somnath Bharti is being sent on a study tour to Uganda….

•    a day without sunshine is like………………. Night.

•    Today, 7 PM on NDTV Profit. I talk about “expanding development under Delhi master plan 2021′

•    With both feet firmly on the ground, you can’t even take your pants off… Act stupid & play the ‘Bhangra’

•    I am serious. This is a funny status….

•    “Yeda Yeda hi dharmasya, glanir bhavati bharata” ~ Shinde

•    The Vatican feels AAP is good for India. Sure, the Pope has to believe in miracles…

•    I am told that the Aam Aadmi in USA have a huge ‘Parking problem’… Someone please help them with a Dharna….

•    The future would soon be a thing of the past….

•    “A foot in the door can lead to a foot in the mouth”… from AAP ki Khirki

•    Just as I was above to leave for the ‘Dharna’, my driver went on ‘leave’….

•    I want to be Law minister. I want to raid my Bar @ midnite and sit on dharna

•    Kumar Bakwaas for PM. I demand !!!!

•    Times have changed. A good scapegoat is hard to find….

•    Mani Shankar Aiyar taunted Modi to serve Tea. Modi serves 5 T

•    You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

•    There’s nothing wrong in Gluttony provided you don’t over-do it….

•    “Sarkar government nahi, ek soch hai” … RG stealing from RGV 🙂

•    Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some remain Mani Shankar Aiyar….

•    Civility isn’t Mani Shankar Aiyar’s cup of Tea…..

•    “Eureka” said Archimedes, “Ashutosh” say #AAP … everyone is entitled to their “Digvijay” moment….

•    Binny there, done that, and have the rejections to prove that

•    Lovebirds enjoy their Angry birds moment on twitter…. #Tharoors

•    It’s not hard to meet expenses. They’re everywhere….

•    Kejriwal wears only Khadi, not Binny…

•    Ideology OR Idea Lo jee? AAP kya bech rahe ho?

•    “Honesty is such a lovely word, everyone is so untrue” ~ Billy Joel copied Kumar Bakwas

•    I dont blame Rahul. Had I been a bachelor, with a billion dollars, and no accountability, I would’ve been “ready for any responsibility” too…..

•    Dear sir, We are in my office, not ‘Subway’. You can’t have things your way..

•    In Love, it’s Ok to give & not expect anything back. Don’t make that mistake in Real estate 🙂

•    Had I been Rich, famous or an Ex Bereaucrat, I could’ve joined AAP…

•    When I am sad, I sing. Then the world is sad with me….

•    learn from the past, work towards tomorrow, have a drink this evening, drown today’s sorrow !!!!

•    Everyday, I break my own previous record of “having lived the most number of days, consecutively”…

•    Don’t take me for a Dumb. I update ‘thoroughly useless’ stuff here…

•    I am a Workaholic. Mention work, and I get drunk…..

•    “Bosses are like legs… When they get to the top, they become asses” ~ Please don’t quote me

•    Hold an opinion, don’t allow the opinion to hold you…

•    Here I am. Now, what was your other wish?

•    Be optimistic. You surely would read sense here, someday….

•    Everybody should get married. After all, you cant blame the government always….

•    ACP sahab, it is curiosity which killed the cat. Daya, darwaza mat todo…

•    Research reveals that only 57% men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 90% men kiss goodbye to their house when they leave the wife..

•    Worry is like a rocking chair. You are doing something, but reach nowhere…

•    “Entrepreneurship is living a few years of your life like most people WON’T, so that, you can spend the rest of your life like most people CAN’T” ~ Anonymous

•    Kejriwal reviewed the results of 2014 elections and declined to be PM….

•    From Babu to Babalog, and now Baba, economy is being subjected to ‘contortions’ #ramdev

•    I have nothing to say, I say nothing !!!!

•    Sharad Pawar not contesting LS elections. It would be “Disastrous” for the ‘Anti
•    corruption movement’

•    “The tattoo lasts longer than love” ~ Anonymous

•    Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be …

•    Is “Looking Ridiculous” the new Fashion trend this year? #Justasking

•    My words are constipated. Haven’t had vowel movement ….

•    Yesterday was the deadline for all HR complaints …

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