Quotes

•    Dear Minister, please take to meditation. It is better than sitting & doing nothing….

•    Breaking news : Our PM has more than one emotion. Archaeological survey of India would unearth it soon…

•    If you plan to pay peanuts, try giving salted ones….

•    Dear Mr. Kejriwal, history reveals that a Politician can get out of anything, but office ….

•    Sure, you can trust the government. Ask any Maharashtra politician…

•    The “High command” says it’s 2014. So, it is !!

•    “Silence is not the answer. Henceforth, it would be lip service” ~ Politician

•    It might be the alcohol talking, but I am pretty happy about how 2013 went by…

•    Today is National “Kal se Daru bandh” day…..

•    ये केजरीवाल शीला की बिजली पर 700 litre पानी फ़ेर रहा है ….

•    “The phasist & Kamnal phorces are accusing Laloo of the fodder scam” The Pot calling the Cattle black…..

•    God made Kumar Vishwas to convince us that ‘LoudMouth’ really pays…

•    Dear Lady @ the toll, the thing you are sitting in is a Car, not a beauty parlor…..

•    Everyone wants to be really close to someone who “can leave them alone”…

•    Keep worrying.. 95% of what you worry for never happens….

•    AAP ki khatir…

•    Afternoons are to spend worrying about having wasted the morning…..

•    Horoscope : “You would enjoy the last Thursday of 2013”

•    Christmas is when you lose the woods for the Tree….

•    “Make a firm decision today. You can always change it later, by asking people to text” ~ Kejriwal

•    Money should be used as a tool. Pray that you get enough nuts to screw….

•    Why blame the Finance minister… If you had all that money, wouldn’t you be Irresponsible too?

•    “He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes….” ~ Anonymous

•    You can look much farther through a tear, than a Telescope….

•    AAP savdhani se chalaiye…

•    Don’t hang around here always, Surf the real world too……

•    Menonism ~ “If you work hard, you would get a better job in a good company”

•    Mr. kejriwal, please don’t unleash the WMD on Amethi…

•    Aam ki maa kab tak khair manayegi….. Mango has competition…

•    My friend plans to join AAP .. He too can complain about every subject…

•    Tehelka should do a cover story on AAP now. AAP gets buyers while Tehelka can sell some magazines…

•    What the Fog is happening in Gurgaon…

•    Sunny Leone to Ramesh babu,while asking for Lift – Airport chalenge?? Ramesh babu – Haan chalunga…. Sunny leone – Kya lenGe ? Ramesh Babu – Shareef Aadmi hoon LeOne jee, shukriyada hee lunga! 😀

•    Rahul ~ “I want everyone covered under Lokpal” Vadra ~ “Saala marvayega”.. #Twitter

•    BJP offers ticket to Sourav Ganguly. Congress likely to approach Greg Chappell ….

•    To err is human. To constantly blame everyone is AAP…

•    Analyzing humor is like dissecting a Frog… You might get some answers, but the frog is dead….

•    AAP soch kar ‘like’ karna…..

•    Mandela joined politics after Jail. Our leaders join Jail after Politics….

•    Friday Blockbuster release ~ “Laloo”

•    Me – “I got screwed at work” Ms.Leone – ” You telling me?”

•    Father to son ~ “You should never lie. One lie leads to another, that lie begets another…. and then before you realize, you become a Politician”

•    heard someone in the gym gloating ~ “My body is like a temple” My response ~ “Well, mine is like an amusement park”

•    “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the mother of all” ~ Poetry by Salman Khurshid

•    aGay aGay dekho, hota hai kya…. #section377

•    Though the court says that Homosexuality is a “Disease”, don’t plead that for sick leave…

•    I agree there are 2 sides to every argument. How about me ignoring your side?

•    Politicians shake your hand first, and then your confidence…..

•    Americans & Indians are different. They say “Elevator”, we say “Lift”. They say “Future PM” we say “Pappu”.

•    I would rather prefer Feb Lokpal, instead of Jan Lokpal. Dilli ki sardi in Jan ….

•    Delhi politics rule ~ “SAY NO, THEN NEGOTIATE”

•    Rahul to Sheila – “तुम्हारी हार का कारण कौन है ?” Sheila – “AAP sir, AAP ……”

•    Sheila badnaam hui darling AAP ke liye….

•    Sanjay Dutt has been granted parole to “do the penance that lacerates”…

•    This status update is 50% under the “law of probabilities” Either your would read it, or won’t…

•    I am scared too….

•    Some people can promote birth control with just their ‘Personality’

•    Buy one dog, get one flea……

•    “A camel is a horse designed by a committee” ~ Anonymous

•    Prediction : This would be your memorable month. However hard you may try, you would never get another month, this year…

•    I would’ve loved to vote for the honest man, but he never contests…

•    We work for 5 days a week, spend for two days. The government does nothing, and spends all 7 days…..

•    “Damn. I am PruFrocked !!!” ~ Shoma

•    Oops… spelling mistake… it’s Recuse, not resign…

•    “God willing, the truth would surface soon” ~ Tarun Tejpal Hey… Keep god out of it, you are in this shit all alone….

•    Agreed, action speaks louder than words. But don’t shout at me…

•    Kapil Sharma’s contract has been extended for “Good performance”. Wish we could do the same with our governments too…..

•    If you think you don’t swear, try driving on Delhi roads….

•    You know TV channels are in the Red when Tejpals, Gandhis & Modis are considered entertainment……

•    I don’t repeat lies & gossip. Please listen carefully….

•    The Heavy turns into The-Halka…… #Tehelka

•    To err is human, but to really screw up you need a Shoma… #Tehelka

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