Quotes

•    Oink…Flap, Oink… Flap, Oink… Flap, Oink… Flap .… Didn’t I tell you they would fly in India….

•    Had work been so enjoyable, you wouldn’t have had to pay me to do it …..

•    Tarun Tejpal is writing a book. It truly might be ‘Touching’

•    My kids brighten up my life. They never switch off the lights….

•    Life is a “One way street with a Dead end” !!!

•    Tehalka snoops on everyone’s personal matters, but exonerate their own by quoting
•    ‘Internal matter’. Shame !!!!

•    Stand for something, else You would fall for anything…

•    Research reveals that 99.8% people just “Agree” without reading the terms, while downloading software. Parliament functions similarly !!!

•    My services are restricted to Real estate & Sarcasm….

•    You need to pay heavily to ‘Buy’ Love….

•    ज़माना Vacuum cleaner का, चर्चे मे झाडू ….

•    You cannot brush aside this status update. This has to be thrown away with ‘Great force’…

•    Monday Corporate Gyan : “If the Peacock is sitting on it’s tail, it’s a Turkey……”

•    Roadside conference … Ajay Dabas Atul Kapur

•    Sunday, November 17, 2013 at 9:07am UTC+05:30

•    “Chai break” …..

•    Pogo and Animal planet are the only two channels not infested by “Sachin experts”

•    “The only bad publicity is an Obituary” ~ Indian Politician

•    Listening & Hearing are two different senses……

•    Officially opened up our CSR initiative to many more corporate houses…

•    Please do check out the website.. all criticism & suggestions welcome….

•    Everyone wants to serve God, but, as an Advisor !!!!

•    It’s good to question authority, as long as it’s not mine…..

•    Laws are like Sausages….. better not to see them being made…

•    Could not resist spreading the ‘Good word’ in English…..

•    Politics and religion are a truly “Killer combo”. They can screw up on their own, when together, it’s a “Kill”

•    Aam Aadmi party would hold assembly session in a stadium. Clearly, you need a change in venue for “Playing games”

•    Who are you and why are you reading my status update?

•    सितारो में आप, बहारों में आप, फिज़ाओ में आप, धूप छाओं में आप, अमा यार, बंदा है या Political party? #AAP

•    People who think they know everything, actually upset those of us who know everything…

•    The PM has given his team a week to “get their act together”. If they don’t …………………… he would give them another week…

•    Dont masquerade your lack of laziness as ‘Ambition’…

•    “Just when you think you’ve finally hit the bottom, someone tosses you a shovel” ~ Anonymous

•    I say No to scotch. It just doesn’t listen….

•    You reap what you sow, except the Cricket pitch curator….

•    Conscience doesn’t stop you from reaching there. It stops you from enjoying it !!!

•    Keep talking sir. someday you might talk some sense…

•    Two wrongs don’t make a right. Use the third…

•    Middle age is when you stop lying about your age, and brag about experience…

•    I’ve stopped using the treadmill. Wasn’t reaching anywhere

•    I have changed my mind a few times since morning. It seems to be working fine now…

•    My memory is like a…. like.. a… a… what’s that thing called?

•    Females are highly attracted to me, if U consider all mosquitoes…..

•    This Halloween party was indeed scary. A few came dressed as Digvijay Singh, some as Uma bharti…

•    I’m an expert at multi-tasking. I can pretend to work, and piss you off at the same time….

•    Your opinion welcome here if you remain silent. Opinion polls are banned… 🙂

•    It’s so quiet in the office, you can hear the brain cells dying….

•    If things get better with age, I am approaching ‘Magnificent”….

•    Doing it right the first time, gets the job done. Repeating the mistake gives you job security. Blaming someone else makes you the manager.

•    हिन्दू मुस्लिम आते जाते रहते है, नुक्कड़ का मैखाना चलता रहता है ….

•    Kapil Sharma concedes defeat against Kapil Sibal…

•    On your way out, please take your knife out of my back. You may need it for your next promotion….

•    A man of words cannot survive on words alone, although, he has to eat his own words often…

•    Apple’s next phone 7S can also blame others for your screw-ups….

•    “A smart man covers his ass, a wise man leaves his pants on” ~ Mr. Anonymous

•    Rahul Gandhi has electrified Congress. Kejriwal complains to electricity regulatory commission. …

•    “कमल कीचड़ मे खिलता है , आओ कीचड़ करे” seems to be the general mood…

•    If you think nobody cares for you, take an ICICI bank credit card !!!!

•    Trying to decipher life? Imagine God as a stand up comedian, and everything suddenly makes sense !!!

•    The US government is back on vacation after a 16 day shutdown…..

•    The sword is a pronouncement, the Pen is an opinion…

•    The cabinet debates a lot of important topics everyday. Today’s agenda is ‘BigBoss 7″

•    If Rahul becomes PM, and delivers such speeches from the Red fort, it would be renamed “LOL Qila” ~ Read on Twitter

•    Can Modi eat his pride? I find that hard to swallow …

•    Bureaucrats cut red tape, Lengthwise !!!!

•    Adam gifted Eve an Apple. Eve still expects the same this Diwali season….

•    Check for the ISI mark before you buy any crap dished out this elections season….

•    The debate is settled. Rahul is better than Kapil Sharma …..

•    Onion crisis. S&P downgrade our rating from A+ to WTF…

•    The environment ministry has roped in Ekta Kapoor to draw the attention of Indians to “Kissa Klimate Kchange ka”

•    Go-Goa-Gone Do-Delhi-Darn Traffucked @ the toll…..

•    Kanjhawla gang @ Goa…

•    It’s midnight, and the night is still young at the beach…..

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