Quotes

•    sun sets temporarily, for a reason…

•    “I asked my mom if I was a gifted child. of course, she said. No one would’ve paid for you. And then she cried” ~ Rahul Tales

•    It’s not Illegal. It’s e-legal !!!! #internet

•    Times have changed. Every election year, some people in White Kurta Pyjama used to come & peddle promises. Now, they too are selling fear…

•    He who digs his head in the sand, would get his butt kicked !!!!!

•    Prediction : “Your future would be better tomorrow”….

•    To read the writing on the wall, literacy is not the only qualifier…

•    Cabinet to consider naming food security bill as “Indiramma” bill… Now, I need a large NehruGandhi memorial “JohniewalkerAppa”

•    “Unless you are the Lead Dog, the view never changes” ~ #ManagementGyan

•    Man is god’s noblest creation. Who says? Man. What’s with god then? Man, god bless
•    you. You need to evolve !!!

•    Two kinds of people communicate a lot … (1) Those who talk (2) Those who dont talk

•    Grown up : When you take take care of yourself. Grown : When you take care of others !!!

•    A strong ‘Will’, and a weak ‘Won’t’, would take you places……

•    Congress Vs BJP Vs AAP debate on TimesNow. The nation already knows, that “You just can’t win against Arnab”

•    Breaking News : Narender Modi reviewed the results of the 2014 elections, and expressed satisfaction…

•    Very few people feel the rain, most just get wet…

•    Dear Mr. Advani, even Sachin has announced retirement. Fyi

•    “राजनीती सिर्फ तीन चीज़ों से चलती है , Entertainment, Entertainment, Entertainment. और मैं entertainment हूँ !” ~ Rahul Gandhi

•    Modi is coming, pay Rs. 5 Rahul is coming, pay Rs. 10 Dont want them to come, pay
•    Rs.20
•    Originality is in creating sins, not confessing…

•    “Jupiter velocity, theory of relativity, God particle”. Phew, Politics surely is a science

•    My office boy is too slow. He needs some ‘Jupiter escape velocity’

•    Moily takes the metro, the nation taken on a ride…

•    ISRO’s latest rocket is codenamed “Civil servant”. It doesn’t fly, and you cant fire it too.

•    Everyone’s ignorant, Albeit on different subjects. What’s your specialization?

•    Hardly anybody is aware how well known I am….

•    Me : Bread Omelette milega? Dhaba : Sir, Navratri hai, no eggs. Aap chicken roll le lo ….

•    Telangana : We will call a bandh & cripple the govt. Congress : Dont work too hard, we’ve been crippled long BJP : We want a parliament session to be called, so that we can cripple it

•    50% people desire to get what they deserve. The other 50% fear the same….

•    Follow the crowd, and you would never have a crowd follow you…

•    According to some survey, the broom would sweep Delhi polls. And soon, the broom would be swept under the carpet.

•    So what if your dreams didnt come true, neither did your nightmares ….

•    US bombed Iraq, Obama gets nobel peace prize. Putin may be nominated this year. Watch out Syria…

•    My son’s school project was on “Old relics”. I gave him Advani’s pic…

•    Telangana is not being split on communal lines… How unlike us 🙁

•    Forecast for tonight : DARK

•    “Teri Maa ka Sakinaka”…. Mom, is Sakinaka a ‘Harsh’ word?

•    Eminent citizen who was fighting against “Phasist phorces” for seklarism has been jailed for Phive years. Fodder for thought !!!!

•    “Give me the names of all the idiots who elected these idiots”

•    A lot of intelligence is required to prove OR discard ‘Nonsense’….

•    Dry day ride…

•    “Dry day is not a state of mind, it’s a reality” ~ Real Gandhi

•    “Every doctor is only as good as the last screw up” ~ Rasheed Masood

•    Some three letter words need four letter words, to convey whatever they mean…

•    Research reveals that 53% of Delhites are Obese. The rest are merely “Khaate-Peete” …

•    You need to have a sense of history, not just be part of the family history….

•    “DehatiAurat” to take over in Bihar now !!

•    I slapped someone today. Should I a) blame ISI b) blame RSS c) write him a letter on how he inspires me…..

•    *Phata ordinance, Nikla hero*

•    Hey, is it true that MMS would actually ‘Talk’ to Sharif?

•    Humility is a strange thing. Just as I was getting proud of having it, I lost it ….

•    Some are calm even when there is no crisis. Others create a crisis when there is calm.

•    To regain the past glory of Congress in UP, Vadra has decided to buy land there too…

•    Inspiration : Learn from the mistakes of others. You won’t live long to make them all yourselves !!!

•    “Real estate firm buys Burqa for Bhopal rally”~ Digvijay Singh The state the economy is, It’s almost time for adult diapers

•    “Work from home” might be the next austerity measure for Parliamentarians….

•    Our ‘friendly neighborhood’ has a role in everything, including earthquakes…. time to ban cricket again…

•    When people are “eating out of your hands”, count your fingers !!!!

•    “Guard your rear when in the hospital. You are in Enema territory” ~ Dr. Anonymous

•    NDA, UPA, RJD, FCUK, BVLGARI – distorted brands, zero value offering !!

•    Sunday morning ride…..

•    “Lunch-Box mein mota maal hai” ~ Sushma Swaraj

•    Q : What’s the difference between a stand up comedian & Arnab? A : The comedian knows that he’s doing a stand up

•    Imagine if there were no hypothetical situations….

•    Watching the raindrops from my work station……

•    The Camel can go without a Drink, for a week. No wonder, USA can’t believe … #Arabs

•    Those who wish to control their own lives and move beyond existence – those people ride a bike ~ Wolfgang Sachs

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