Quotes

•    To err is human, but to really screw up things, AAP ki zarurat padegi

•    Salman Khan only orders water at the bar. The Black Buck has admitted that it had committed suicide.

•    किस को खबर थी वो आप का फ्री पानी का वादा, दिल्ली की आँखों से बहेगा

•    Medha Patkar calls AAP a ‘Tamasha’. Now, that’s recognition from the queen herself.

•    तिनके जब इकट्ठे होते है, तब झाड़ू कहलाते है !!!

•    Wasting time on Facebook is an important part of living” ~ Sri Sri Sri Zuckerberg

•    The J&K assembly invited school kids to witness a fight. During the break, they also did legislative work, to humour them

•    A little bridie in the sky, dropped some poop into the eye, never cry, never cry. Bless your stars that cows don’t fly.

•    One half of India’s problems are due to Ignorance. The other half due to Intelligence…

•    ‘Bleed Blue’ by Pfizer, not Pepsi

•    With a view to improve productivity, we have decided to subscribe to ‘Facebook for work’. #PunIntended

•    If your head & heart are pointing to the right direction, dont worry about the feet…

•    Madhur Bhandarkar has launched his next movie titled “66-A”

•    I am not a complete idiot. Some more parts are yet to arrive.

•    The Modi govt. has lost a golden opportunity to improve Indo-Pak relationship by not taking Arnab Goswami into confidence…

•    “A bad dream does not disappear miraculously. It has to un-do itself.” ~ extract from ‘RaGa’ varnam

•    Aaj Ka Gyan ~ “Don’t train the horse by shouting, and expect it to listen to your whisper.”

•    Dear idealist, Kasab’s hanging had more to it than ‘asking for Biryani’.

•    Management Gyan ~ “To succeed, start from scratch & keep scratching.”

•    Management Gyan ~ “If at first you don’t succeed, you successor would.”

•    Aaj ka Gyaan : “History doesn’t repeat, historians repeat each other”

•    My colleagues call me temperamental. 50% temper, 50% mental.

•    Kejru wants ACs removed. Visitors are expected to ‘break a sweat’

•    Even crime won’t pay if the government ran it completely…

•    “Nuisance & protests don’t buy as much as before.” – Jantar Mantar
•    If Sharad Yadav can be televised live, why not ‘India’s daughter’?

•    शरद यादव जी, मन चाहे काला हो, तन के लिए Fair & Lovely है ना |

•    I was asked to clean the room. I swept the room with a glance … #SwachchBharat

•    Vegetarians don’t eat animals, but eat all their food….

•    Even opportunity doesn’t knock forever…

•    “Dear colleagues, Bitching cannot be termed ‘Political realignment’. Yeh company hai, AAP ka ghar nahi” ~ HR deptt.

•    The income tax deptt. has lost data due to ‘server malfunction’ and a million people have to recollect their lies, and file again

•    I clear my mails every other day. Today is the other day !!!!

•    Gyaan ~ “Never do card tricks for your Poker buddies”

•    “When Rome burns, Nero goes to a naturopathy clinic.” – Neo saying

•    Ashutosh of AAP & Sanjay Jha of Congress – Silver lining is their Grey hair, not Grey matter

•    Dear client, Please dont act fishy. Scallop you, I dont give a clam !!!!

•    Thoda Gyan : If you can solve the problem, why worry.. If you can’t, why worry…

•    Thoda Gyan : “A friendship founded on business works much better than a business founded on friendship.”

•    YY & PB brought ‘Tears’ to the eyes of AK. In retribution, Delhi would weep

•    Management Gyan ~ “In the parade, don’t walk behind the Elephant.”

•    Some 3 letter words need a 4 letter word to convey it’s true meaning…

•    “You can’t change a man unless… he’s in diapers” ~ Sister Theresa
•    I don’t believe in promonitions, but someday I might !!!!

•    Wednesday, March 4, 2015 at 5:34pm UTC+05:30

•    Ramesh Menon updated his status.

•    Yogendra Yadav to head ‘Kisan Morcha’, not PAC. That’s ‘Burying’ not Sowing.

•    Only Horses have ‘stable’ relationships…

•    Eat Crow, not Bull ! #BeefBan

•    History repeats itself, but each time the cost goes up…

•    I can(not) explain my theory of Parenthesis

•    “Do they ever shut up on your planet?” ~ An alien after watchiing TimesNow

•    The book titled “How to be successful” didnt sell. Is that a failure?

•    “Clothes maketh the man!” Is that why tribals & nudists have no influence on society?

•    Despite the high cost of living, life seems to be fashionably popular !!

•    The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off due to budgetary constraints!!!!

•    God gave Ten Commandments. Man created a million Laws, acts & notifications. While man debates his own laws, God continues to run this country.

•    So many plan to watch the Budget that it has already been nominated for the Oscars…

•    “When I was a little boy, the dead sea was only sick” ~ Advani

•    Trying to remain sane is a crazy exercise…

•    The politician promised that he’s on the side of the common man. He just didn’t specify ‘which side.’

•    Without ME, this update is merely AWESO

•    A bachelor taking 2 weeks leave to Bangkok for women’ empowerment. What’s the big fuss?

•    Management Gyaan ~ “A good manager covers his ass, while the entrepreneur works towards keeping his pants on”

•    Resentment is allowing someone to live ‘rent-free’ in your head…

•    Believe in Luck. It helps you accept the success of those you don’t like.

•    Were wisdom contagious, this status update would not have been written !!

•    I try & take on one day at a time. Sometimes, many days try and attack me together.

•    Fact are interesting, although irrelevant. Reminds me of the Communist party of India

•    Press any key to read an offensive status update… scroll below — — — — No,NO, no, NO, not that key you *&^%$#@

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