Quotes

•    If you aren’t fired by enthusiasm, you would be fired with enthusiasm !!! #rerun

•    “When a Big tree falls, the earth shakes, and the newspapers would be full of advertisements… इस में भी कोई योजना होगी !!!

•    Once upon a time in Mumbai, there existed people wasting their money watching crap movies….

•    Today is world photography day. Everybody take ‘Shots’ at each other…

•    The meek shall inherit the Earth. I hope that’s Ok with you…

•    One can pretend to be serious, how does one pretend to be witty?

•    View from my work desk….

•    Press “AnyKey” to read this status update…

•    No one political party can fool the people all the time, hence, we have multiple political parties…

•    Dilliwallahs who drive like hell are bound to get there…..

•    Congress & BJP have reached a historic agreement. Congress won’t lie about BJP, and in turn, BJP wont speak the truth about Congress.

•    US official : We won’t grant VISA to Modi. Modi fans : ફોર્ગેત ઉનીતેદ સ્તાતેસ ઓફ અમરિકા , For everything else, there’s MASTERCARD

•    By the time India celebrates it’s 67th Birthday, the Rupee would have overtaken it….

•    Certes CSR initiative, to be launched nationwide, soon … Look forward to contributions from all my friends…

•    The future is just like the present, only longer……

•    Starting next year, there would be sub titles for every red fort speech…

•    We are going through tough times. Even the light at the end of the tunnel has been shut off ~ Government

•    Thanks, but I don’t need your attitude. I have one of my own.

•    I am sorry, I thought I was wrong. It turns out that I was mistaken…

•    Lo, kallo baat !!!!

•    No one wants to save the tiger anymore. #SaveRTI is today’s mantra !!!

•    Mr. Anthony is so ‘thanda’ that even if he hurls a Boomerang, it wont come back !!!! #Hamareminister

•    NaMo in Hyderabad spoke in Telugu. Soniaji threatens to speak Punjabi now 🙁

•    Here I am !!!!! what are your other two wishes now?

•    The spirit behind Chennai express

•    Deshbhakt Robert volunteers to visit Ladakh & grab the land back from China…

•    Now, Raza Murad throws his ‘Topi’ into the ring…

•    e-ID Mubarak. You’ve got your Aadhar card today !!!!

•    Time heals nothing, it merely re-arranges your memory….

•    CSR @ 2% Commission @ 2% corruption @ …….. ?

•    Relationship… a new interpretation…

•    Dont drive me crazy to your intent, which is just a walking distance away….

•    Bhim Singh covers the Poonch sector….. err, covers his “sector” with his Poonch…

•    The PEEr pressure caught up with Monty Panesar…

•    Why blame the Leaders? If you had a few million of public money to fritter away, wouldn’t you have been as irresponsible?

•    The voices in my head have acquired Bose speakers….

•    “Aman ki Asha” and “Ishq wala Love” dont mean anything, literally……

•    RaghuRam Rajan koi RajaniKant nahi hai…. #RBI

•    PR kiya tho darna kya…..

•    In the interest of communal harmony, the minority Indian soldiers shouldn’t fire back at the Pakistani majority community on LoC… #Akhilesh

•    A Bird in hand is better than two in the sky….

•    I live within my income, even if I have to borrow for it….

•    when ignorance is bliss, Poverty is just a state of mind….

•    PM likely to appear on Arnab Goswami’s show… Incredible, he would be interviewed by the most powerful man in India….#Pun

•    “Dear IAS officers, if you have something important to say, raise your hand, and place it on your mouth” ~ Ram Gopal Yadav

•    इधर Monsoon session शुरू हुआ नहीं के हमारे नेता start rushing into the well of the house. क़ूए का मेंडक क्या जाने अद्रक का स्वाद !!! Distort the कहावत, not the facts !!!!

•    Let’s collectively blame #Durga Shakti for acting against interest of the nation & defeating the Food security bill. #Parliament

•    Stupid Vs Cupid

•    Will you fraandsheep with me? I am also celebrate about today?

•    Every morning is the dawn of a new error….

•    The “Carrot & Stick” policy works in #UP provided both are used together in the same place…

•    Excerpt from my first book titled “41 minutes” ~ “He who digs his head into the sand would get his Butt kicked”.

•    The journey of a thousand miles begins with a “Travel advance”…. #corporateGyan

•    Today’s subliminal thought is :

•    IPL has split the Sunrisers into two teams – “Seemandhra Scoundrels” & “Telangana Taints”

•    Ever wondered “How much is a Billion?” A Billion seconds ago, it was 1963. A Billion minutes ago, God was grazing his cattle on the Earth. A Billion hours ago, some monkeys wee evolving into our ancestors. A Billion dollars ago was government funds wasted just 2 hours 30 minutes back.

•    Jhadoo ki Jhappi from Aam Admi party…..

•    Veni, Vidi, Velcro ~ “I came, I saw, I stuck around”….

•    The most indulged Four letter word starting with “F”, is FEAR…

•    Chicken 65 is being renamed Chicken 32.5… after all, the split has to be equal, amicable.. #Telangana

•    Yes, We can split! !!!!!!!!

•    Forget the earning, मंदी में हम capital भी share करेंगे ~ #Telangana

•    Married women have this distinct advantage. They can blame the government for minor failures and the husband for disasters…..

•    Any simple task can be made “strategic” if you hold enough meetings to discuss it…..

•    This statement is not correct !!!!!

•    “Dil के पास आने से डर नहीं लगता साहब, Bill के पास होने से लगता है ” #Parliament

•    “कब्ज़े की ज़मीन पर दीवार बनाना सांप्रदायिक है, पर सम्प्रदायों के बीच दीवार बनाना धरम निश्पेक्षता है” ~ UP Politics

•    जानी, जिनके घर पत्थर के होते है, वो दूसरो पर शीशे नहीं फेंका करते ……

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