Quotes

•    outsource |ˈoutˌsôrs| verb [ with obj. ] When the poor in rich countries let the Rich in poor countries work for them …..

•    FCI godowns are a Cereal killer….

•    “Impressed by the speed, FBI to outsource all investigations to BCCI” ~ Jarun Aitley

•    The 2014 campaign is getting nastier…. “born in India” seems to be the bone of contention….

•    The Royal family wants to go on a holiday after the elections. Someone please remind the royals that they have been on a paid holiday since 1947…..

•    Thanks a Tunch…

•    An apple a day, keeps the doctor away. An apple every eight hours, keeps three doctors away?

•    “The Aam Admi is mired in corruption. When a stomachful is available for Re.1, some are spending Rs.12?” Aarooq Fabdullah

•    Dear Raj Babbar, for Rs.12, you can have your own foot in the mouth, not food !!!!

•    Raj met Simran… I am told it was a’ Fake encounter’

•    If you see no evil, hear no evil, it’s time you switch on your TV…

•    Life not just begins @ 40, it begins to show too……

•    Here’s the letter written by our MPs to President Obama…. Isn’t it high time to “Desire the leaders we Deserve?”

•    65 MPs write to Obama to deny US visa to Modi. What next, a certificate to Pakistan on World peace?

•    I’m in a murderous mood. Just killed my six pack !!!!!

•    “I have often regretted my speeches , never my silence” ~ 1300 so far, and many more to go….

•    I dont drink & drive. I dont drive sober either…

•    Management Gyaan – “When someone points at the Sky, don’t stare at the finger”.

•    Last night my mother came to my bedroom, cried & said “अब तो British royals के भी बच्चे होने वाले है !” inspired by Madhavan Narayanan

•    Confession time…

•    Corporate Gyaan : “The secret of success is sincerity, if you can master faking it, you have arrived”

•    थप्पड़ से डर नहीं लगता साहब, Secularism से लगता है।

•    Ramesh Menon at Taj palace, New Delhi speaking on the Real estate regulatory Bill – Whose interest is being protected? Interesting debate…

•    Socialism is used to convince people about two situations – Welfare & Warfare….

•    Earlier, the economist was shaping financial policy & the housewife silent. Time do change. The housewife shapes every policy & the economist silent..

•    If it weren’t for random expressions of stupidity here, I would be as normal as you….

•    “English-Vinglish” ~ Boney kapoor “Sanskrit-Vanskrit” ~ Rajnath Singh

•    A single death is a tragedy, 10 deaths are a calamity, more than that is a statistic….. #India

•    If you understand something completely today, be sure that it must be obsolete !!!!

•    If you aren’t making waves, you aren’t kicking hard !!!!

•    All those who are for “Rahul for PM”, raise my hand….

•    All those who only have “Evian” water, please spell it backwards….

•    Fool me once, Shame on you. Fool me twice, Shame on me !!!!!

•    Fear is in the eyes of the beholder….

•    Rs 5 to hear Narendra Modi’s speech is not a bad deal at all, considering the nation has paid a huge price for Manmohan Singh’s silence….. anonymous..

•    Dear Political class, “Truth is not determined by Majority vote”

•    I may have a vacuum between my ears, but, it’s better than nothing……

•    if “Love is Blind”, why believe in “Love at first sight” ?

•    Awesome Delhi ride this morning… Great company, Big eating, funny conversations…

•    Ranbaxy has invented an antibiotic for the ‘Incurable romantic’

•    Farhan Akhtar snatched the role from the ‘Prince’…. He knows how it is to run away from everything…. Bhaag Rahul Bhaag !!!!!

•    Mexicans are the fattest people now, replacing Americans. A billion dollars spent, USA has identified ‘Mexican food’ as the reason…

•    I always give a tip to the waiters. Sadly, they don’t appreciate my advice.

•    Who says age is just a number. Age is a word !!!!

•    if you want to ‘Go by the Book’, be sure who the author is !!!!

•    “Faith might move the mountains, but it’s the whip that built the Pyramids” ~ Yours’ truly, Management

•    Broad mind होना चाहिये , narrow तो waist भी हो सकता है

•    Some people have a way with words, I not have !!!!!

•    There is no answering machine for nature’s call !!!!!!!

•    Spain is the richest country in the world. They throw tomatoes at each other #LaTomatina

•    Dieting is wishful shrinking….

•    The will to win is important, the will to prepare is vital …..

•    A fish with no eye is called Fsh

•    “Even a broken watch is right twice a day” …. Likewise, yours truly…

•    To err is human, to rub it in, management !!!!

•    Politicians seek money from the rich, and votes from the poor, and protect them against each other…. #rerun

•    Some recognition…

•    Analyzing humour is like dissecting a frog, you think you learnt, but the frog is dead in the process….

•    Digvijay Singh mentions three things in all speeches – “A noun, a verb & Modi”…

•    History never repeats itself. It’s the historians who repeat each other….

•    Open minds, and Vacant minds are not the same…..

•    Misery is yours, for everything else, there’s Mastercard !!!!

•    Supreme court is monitoring CBI, CBI is monitoring IB, IB is monitoring Judges…. Duniya Gol hai…

•    I lost my dictionary. I am at a loss of words now…..

•    If you don’t know the law, it’s Ok. Know the Judge….

•    “Errors have been made. Other shall be blamed” ~ Management

•    A picture speaks much more than 1000 words. And it gets more ‘Likes’ too….

•    Age doesn’t come always with wisdom. Sometimes, it comes alone……

•    One upon a time, there was a jackass. He got a fancy degree. Now, he’s SmartAss !!!!!!

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