Quotes

•    If time is money, how am I am still Poor….

•    Well done is better than Well said…..

•    In politics & business, it’s not just ‘whom’ you know, but, ‘what’ you know about whom you know, that actually makes the difference…. Or, is it, ‘How’ much you know….

•    I know well in advance what I might forget…….

•    count your fingers before you have someone ‘feeding off your hand’, and after…….

•    Today’s job, with yesterday’s methods, to be in business tomorrow? Hobe na…..

•    Secularism, my Foot !!!! This cloud burst on Hindu shrines was caused by which Gods? Even the heavens are not secular..

•    Congress leader to BJP leader – “We must hang in together, else, we are sure to be hanged separately”

•    Santosh Shetty shot @ Abu Salem in Jail. Even the criminals abjure secularism….

•    Modi should be termed ‘climate change’ as the government is sweating a lot more….

•    If you feel too old, you would live to regret it…..

•    I am told that the ‘meek shall inherit the Earth’. I hope it’s OK with you……

•    You only get One chance to make a first impression……

•    There are two kinds of people. Some leave a mark, rest a stain…..

•    The Axe might forget, but the Tree always remembers !!!!

•    Don’t talk about yourself too much. We would do that after you leave, anyways….

•    Rahul Gandhi to oversee Uttarakhand rescue operations. Now, that’s what you call a ‘National calamity’

•    John Kerry & MMS had a “Historic meeting”. Together they decided to lead India into the 19th century…

•    God wants you to seek the fruits of belief, Not to become a religious Nut…..

•    In spite of the rains, the Indian team refused to use the ‘Towel’

•    Sunday Rides

•    “Men are from Earth, Women are from Earth, now deal with it” ~ Joint statement by Venus & Mars

•    Sometimes you feel like a ‘one legged’ in an arse kicking contest……

•    And, I am back !!!!!!!!

•    Move your ass before you want god to guide your footsteps……

•    Tell me what you need from me, I can advice you on how to live without it……

•    Some imposter has created another account with name “Ramesh Menon” and has sent me a friend request. This has happened with me also, someone created a fake account
•    with my name and tried to enter into my network. Pls advise your friends not to accept such request…

•    Don’t drink to drown your sorrow, coz Sorrow is a good swimmer….

•    People call their ‘Opportunity’ a ‘Problem’… For example, Drinking… Problem?

•    Narendra Modi is Gujarat CM. Gujarat is a ‘Dry state’. Modi for PM. What if India ………

•    Those who are full of themselves, often find themselves Empty….

•    It is reliably learnt that Advani blocked Pension reforms citing “Pension is for the retirees”

•    Met department ~ “Heat wave to continue, please cover up well” Government `~
•    “Now, don’t try teach us about cover ups. Been there, done that”

•    LoL Krishna Advani

•    Breaking News : Karan Johar to join the Congress party. After all, it’s all about “Loving the family”

•    “Any resemblance of my reality to yours, is purely coincidental” ~ L K Advani

•    Change is nothing but a shift from “Bharat Mukt Congress” to “Congress Mukt Bharat” @narendramodi

•    “When monkeys perform, people watch” ~ Kalman Shurshid. Yes sir, we all have been while you were at it…

•    “I might as well get paid, if I have to lie everyday” ~ Ashwini Kumar on donning the Black dress again

•    Too many crooks spoil the Brothel…. err, ekscuse the spalling mistake

•    “Democracy is like chess”. We the people pick up a few pieces, lay them down on 8×8 magic squares, and think we control the queens & bishops, and get pawned by the winners & losers

•    If Saffron is the color for Hinduism, what’s the color for common sense?

•    Live life on life’s terms….

•    Umesh Goenka ne Raj ka Kundra kar diya…

•    Dear god, this summer you are getting personal…

•    I am careful about my thoughts, some become words…..

•    “No matter where you go…… there you are !”

•    “On ‘World environment day’, lets plant a million trees after bombing a couple of more countries” ~ Global superpower

•    Ramesh Menon likes Flip4Green.

•    Life is unfair, scotch is a saving grace…. 🙂

•    The government doesn’t pretend anymore. It’s “Snook-in-the-face-capitalism”

•    After dieting for 30 days, I lost a month….

•    Dalmiya appointed ‘acting’ President of BCCI. He would act as if nothing is wrong….

•    I wont say anything !!!!

•    Other than demanding money, and insisting on being paid there & then, Delhi is the least corrupt administration…

•    Those who complain about their looks, should do so about their brains….

•    Narayan Murthy to return to Infosys @ Re.1 as salary. Airtel suggests a video 🙂

•    “Heading the cabinet is like owning the cemetery. A lot of people under, but none listens to you…” ~ Sanmohan Mingh

•    Me : “Kya? GDP down to 5%? …. wow…..” Reality: “Abbe Gadhe, GDP is not Gas, Diesel, Petrol..”

•    Belief is important in every action !!!

•    Dieting – An exercise of Wishful shrinking…

•    “People would believe anything, if you whisper it” ~ Old saying

•    Srinivasan is as confused as an Octopus wearing deodorant…

•    “At home, I am the one who wears the pants” ~ Mallika Sherawat In fact, that’s the only place where she wears….

•    To understand life, look backwards. To predict life, look forward. To live life, look no further….

•    All colleagues pls. note : I am an “enthusiast” from today, not Director…. No responsibility or liability can stick….

•    Today is going to be hot, and humid. It would be a total waste of makeup

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