Quotes

•    “Buffet” ~ A French word meaning “Get your A** off the chair & get it yourself”

•    Scientists have found ‘Life’ on some obscure planet. The “Miss Universe” pageant is jittery…

•    Father Srinivasan fixed a match for his daughter. Son in law Gurunath returned the favor.

•    Time & money both can be spent, wasted OR invested….

•    Why nail a coffin? You fear someone to bolt?

•    The telescope is useless when you try see through the tear…..

•    I lived the past. I look forward to the future. I live the pleasant…

•    Tired of news around, might as well make some !!!!!

•    “Dear Srinivasan Saar, please wipe your mouth, there still is some bullshit, lies & deceit sticking to your lips” #BCCI #IPL

•    अगर किस्मत अपने ही हाथो में होती है तो, ठाकुर की किस्मत तो रामलाल सम्भालता था !!! #sholay

•    The whole world is watching India, and India is watching IPL …

•    While I was growing up, life was all about ‘Poetry & prose”. Now it’s all about Press releases & Copy writing’…

•    “Cheer up, the worst is yet to come” ~ Sri Sri Sree Santh

•    Sometimes, the tongue works faster than the mind, cooking the perfect recipe for disaster…..

•    Infy only some people dont act so Phani and get caught for the same reason…. Yet another iGate…

•    Delhi : 46 degrees of separation…..

•    every-time I get near the bank, I get withdrawal symptoms…

•    If one were to follow religion blindly, he would go mad. But, one has to be mad anyways, to follow religion blindly….

•    I am no fresher to know everything, and judge the management !!!!!

•    By the time you read this, you have already read this…….

•    Hello Sirjee, the fact that no one understand you, doesn’t make you an intellectual…..

•    Just because you are not paranoid, don’t be under the illusion that life is not out to screw you !!!!!

•    I am out of my mind now …. feel free to leave a message … after the ^%$#@& Beep

•    He who sits on a throne of Nails, is bound to rise again, and again, and again………

•    When you are not sure on what you are doing, call it ‘Research’

•    Hard work never killed anybody, but it does keep you off Facebook…

•    When money talks, nobody comments on the grammar !!!!

•    Ungliyan uthengi suna thha, kya khabar thhi mera hoga….

•    When Laloo says “Corruption stinks”, it is like the septic tank saying “You need mint”

•    “Everybody has the right to be stupid, but I am habitual of abusing the privilege” ~ Sreesanth

•    Special committee appointed by govt. would recommend strategy to turn ‘Caged Parrot’ into “Angry birds”……

•    Some people have a way with words, “I not have way”. Pleese halp !!!!!

•    Just because you are right doesn’t mean I am wrong…..

•    According to a recent survey, 47% see ‘Prince’ becoming the PM in 2012…. 74% support him in making way for capable people in 2013

•    God is the comedian, playing for an audience, too afraid to laugh !!!

•    TRP data reveals more people watched Parliamentary proceedings than BigBoss 5. People would do anything for entertainment today…

•    Mother’s day sad story: Rahul’s mother had two wishes, her son grows up, and becomes PM. Sadly, both wishes remain unfulfilled.

•    “When in a GOATala, don’t trust the Parrot” ~ Bansal

•    “People in power, till they accept responsibility, are Infallible” ~ Madam Gonia Sandhi

•    “After this SC judgement, I feel as helpless as Houdini with the car keys locked in” ~ Khalnayak

•    The National security advisor was to appear on Arnab Goswami’s show. He pulled out stating “Personal security” reasons

•    If you really understand what you are doing, you are not learning anything !!!

•    “Sarchasm” is the gap between the wit & those who didn’t understand the humor !!

•    Democratic elections = “Taking money from the rich to represent the poor, and

•    protect them from each other for 5 years”

•    The way my luck is deserting me, I wouldn’t have been able to pretend honesty even as the Railway Minister….

•    The attitude at the beginning of the task inevitably determines it’s outcome !!!!

•    “Indecision may or may not be my problem…. Theek hai”?

•    “choppergate, coalgate, DIALgate, GraniteGate, ISROgate, SatyamGate, CWGgate,
•    NavyGate, realestateGate, MNREGAgate, MiningGate, CBIgate, BankGate, NHRMgate… arre bhai, I am dropping my surname” ~ Microsoft Bill

•    The government has decided to classify Terrorism under the “Small, Medium & Entrepreneurial business enterprises” and Tax it out of existence…… Now, that’s a Chumbeshwari performance !!!!

•    Any business that makes nothing but money, is Poor business….

•    “In politics, some rise like the Viagra & fall like the Niagara” ~ Pawan Bansal

•    If so many words are required to say what you think, then you sure need more thought !!!!!

•    Don’t make an effort to explain something which you never said !!!!

•    If you have trouble drawing your boss’ attention, just sit back, smile & look happy !!!

•    My son’s class teacher sent back his notebook with this comment ~ “Too many spelling errors, please send to law ministry”

•    Rumours, and Amul Butter, both can’t be unspread !!!!!

•    “ना था कुछ तो, खुदा था, कुछ न होता तो, ठीक है” ~ Manmohan Ghalib

•    “It would be nice to be respected without being respectable” ~ Law Minister

•    In view of heightened security, all ‘Netas’ would have to pass through Mental detectors….

•    The beauty about Indian democracy is that “You are F*cked irrespective of who you vote for”

•    Never allow your dreams to Die….. EXECUTE THEM !!!

•    Sajjan Kumar is so innocent that even Animal Planet has declined to air a show on him…

•    Dear client, know the value of the advice, not the price !!!!

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