Quotes

•    I am sorry to have offended you, I should have lied !!!

•    To some you say “Goodbye”, some you try to repeatedly “Flush” away

•    “Saradha chit fund failure was caused by the depositors, by not depositing enough to cover mismanagement”

•    You surely are a gift to us….. …….. …….. …….. …….. Coz, we wouldn’t have paid a dime for what we don’t deserve & desire.

•    Smile, the world smiles with you. Cry, some cry with you. Snore, you sleep alone !!!!!

•    Want to be heard? Talk to yourself.

•    “Everyone is entitled to my opinion” ~ Avind Kejriwal

•    ‘Worry’ is nothing but the misuse of ‘Imagination’..

•    When the saints are stung…

•    Had Alfred Nobel been alive, he would’ve got the Mamata Banerjee award for economics !!!!

•    Even a ‘Good Bargain’ costs money….

•    Where there is smoke, there’s Mamata !!!!

•    “The right to remain silent should be a fundamental right, and the right to be misquoted, abolished” ~ Digvijay Singh

•    Corporate Gyan : “Just Shoot random, whatever you hit, call it the target”

•    “Sometimes I just can’t prevent clean thoughts from entering my mind” ~ Ram Gopal Verma

•    Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. Why are we together celebrating “Earth Day”?

•    Narendra Modi is likely to face stiff competition against the one chosen to lose against him…

•    Lemme remind you of the Golden Rule : “Those who have the Gold, don’t make all the rules”

•    There was a time when religion ruled, and people blindly did what the rulers ordered. The time was called ‘Dark ages’. Why insist on “ideal” times coming back?

•    Breaking news : Delhi Police files an FIR against IPL teams for Publicly assaulting & outraging the modesty of the Delhi Dare(y) Devils….

•    Corporate mantra : “Never do today, that which can become someone else’s responsibility, tomorrow”

•    I have to work hard every other day…. Today is the other day !!!

•    Blast in Boston, US blames ‘Terrorist forces’. Blast in Bangalore, we blame ‘Secular forces’.

•    97% times I am right. Why worry about the other 6% ?

•    PM enjoyed a round of Golf with the G-8 leaders in Europe. Hollande asked “What’s your handicap”. Our PM “The cabinet”

•    Someone told me facebook has a very active group called “FB is a waste of time”

•    In a democracy, anyone can grow to be the Prime Minister… If you refuse to grow up, you could be General secretary….

•    UPA, BJP, JDU, TMC, DMK, CPI, ABC, XYZ all pledge themselves to “ABBREVIATED GOVERNANCE”

•    For a change, ‘Keralam’ is Bandham for ‘Devam’, not ‘Rashtriyam’…. Happy Vishu!!

•    “I want to slap myself for being an idiot” ~ Sri Sri Sri Srisanth

•    I am yet not sure if I was ever indecisive in the past….

•    Treat everyday of your life as the last. One day you would be right !!!!

•    Beware of Prohibition. You might have to survive on nothing but food & water !!!

•    The plastic plants died, since I did not pretend to water them…

•    The opposition leaders rolled up their sleeve, confronted the govt, glared & mouthed some inanities, and they together walk towards the subsidized lunch room… speeches of good governance follows

•    is dis ur report?

•    I wish the Buck stopped here. I could use a few……..

•    Dont interrupt me when I am having an animated conversation with myself…..

•    After a few drinks, my feet were firmly planted in thin air….

•    Congress sacks speech writer for including honey, instead of Pizza, Pickle, Papad & Maa Behen….

•    I am no YES man… when my boss says No, I say No !!!

•    Ajit Pawar pissed off his detractors !!!

•    Is there life before coffee?

•    Constant “Use” would wear out anything, including friendship…..

•    Forget world peace & global warming…. Learn to respect the traffic signal first…

•    Anything preying on my mind is likely to starve today….

•    Don’t rush through life, you don’t want to be first to finish !!!!

•    If only the HRD ministry would used 15% of their budget on the politicians, we would’ve had a better parliament…

•    Everyone who hates speeding, raise your right foot !!!!

•    what a bike !!!

•    “What, Act my age? I have never been my age. Don’t expect business beehive-ior from me”

•    Girl next door…..

•    Predictable premonitions…

•    When I have nothing to say, I Say Nothing !!!

•    News : Kingfisher Airlines pays the salary for June’ 2012… “How did it get Late so soon”?

•    I want to quit smoking using the patch. I plan to have 10 of them over my mouth..

•    Dear Sir, please DON’T impress me with your family tree…. Most of your relatives are still climbing trees….

•    According to a recent survey, 50% of Indians believe that India is divided on caste lines. The other 50% don’t..

•    Delhi – Where women proudly show off their legs. Kerala – Where men do the same….:p

•    I had a bad swing at the golf course today, my partner is still holding his groin…

•    Yet another board meeting….

•    Happy ‘Billion cattle class’ day…

•    The problem with foolishness is that it gathers confidence with time…

•    After Iraq & Afghanistan, the USA itching to send democracy to North Korea..

•    Like Azhagiri of DMK, my LETHARGIC and irresponsible Bengali driver neither speaks nor reads Hindi, English or Tamil… Think he is ready for higher responsibilities…..

•    UPA = Collectively agree to say things they individually don’t believe in…

•    Don’t Drunk I was Thunk last 2 days

•    Our Director Ramesh Menon would be live on NDTV Profit – Property Show, at 1900 Hrs today, to talk about the Land Pooling policy.

•    I never joke…… I just watch the government & state the facts…

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