Quotes

•    One of Us has a good view of the Indian economy !!!!!

•    Everyone should get married. Else you would only have the government to blame for everything….

•    Honesty is the Key to success in Politics. If you can fake it, You are a winner !!!!

•    I Regret the ‘sins’ not committed & become Miss India…

•    If not for stress, I would not have been employed…..

•    “Sanjay Dutt is innocent, he committed no crime, he merely gave a damn to the law” ~ Injustice Kajtu

•    A man’s gotta do what he gotta do… A woman’s gotta do what he can’t !!!!!

•    I have upped my expectations, Up Yours !!!!!!

•    Arvind Kejriwal is so well informed, he can complain on any subject…

•    If all is not lost, where is it ?

•    I asked a chemical engineer for SCOTCH, ICE & WATER. This is what he served… CnH2n+1OH + RCH2OH + H2O + 0°C-273.15K, 32°F(0.9340 g/cm³)

•    I work for a living, I don’t live for working…

•    “The measure of a man’s intelligence is inversely proportional to the amount of time he keeps his mouth open” ~ Mahesh Bhatt

•    Our PM thinks TWICE before speaking NOTHING. Beni Prasad speaks TWICE before thinking NOTHING. Mango people vote TWICE before getting NOTHING.

•    “Arre circuit, sirf Aam Admi ko har 5 saal mein, 5 saal ki saza milti hai” ~ Munnabhai

•    Always happy to share my ignorance, I’ve got plenty….

•    Sharad Pawar is so boring, if he throws a Boomerang, even that wouldn’t come back to him….

•    Karan Johar’s new movie “Impudent of the Year”… after all, it is all about ‘Loving your son in law’

•    The problem with getting a life is the payments…..

•    “I dont believe in miracles, I rely on them” ~ Advani

•    350 off the 542 MPs, including current PM & future aspirant, stay away from the Anti rape bill, 8 MLAs call a policeman to Maharashtra assembly & thrash him for issuing a traffic challan, the ‘youthful’ aspiration of this country is being sacrificed at the altar of a 88 year olds succession planning, India’s sovereign image in the global community being hostage to arithmetic’s, Pliticians ensuring foreign tourists dont bicycle in ‘India ka Dil’…. All we get in return is a few hours of hapless entertainment on TV channels, who gleefully garner footage & content…. Incredible India.. Time for payback coming soon…

•    “Meow means Woof in Cat” ~ M Karunanidhi

•    Dear Karunanidhi, had U pulled out in time a few times in history, many a debacles would have been averted for this country….

•    The NDA is planning it’s own line of clothes… Problem is that it keeps ‘splitting at the seam’

•    What’s wrong in “Barfi” going to the Oscars? It’s not the first time a deaf & Dumb is representing India…

•    Early to bed, and early to rise, makes people suspicious !!!!!!

•    No debate on ‘Religion’ is ever conclusive…….

•    sometimes Arnab does it better !!!!

•    No point in being pessimistic, it doesn’t work anyways….

•    Shikhar Dhawan proves PRACTICE is more important than .Ppt PRESENTATIONS…

•    Is this what the J&K assembly is fighting for?

•    Europeans are getting lazier by the day. Every dirty & difficult job is being outsourced to the developing world. The Pope for instance..

•    “Yahan kisi ne choodiyan nahi pehni hai. If the USA has George Bush, India has me” ~ Shinde

•    “A promise is not a guarantee” ~ Government

•    The Vatican has clarified that it was the Papal election & not a convention of celibate men !!!!!

•    Board meeting continues…. carrot n stick is passe, stick n colored balls… with @ajay Dabas

•    Board meeting…

•    PM invites Arun Jaitley for dinner to discuss ‘increase in FDI Limit’. he agreed to pay only 49% of the bill….

•    An Ode to the Aam Admi….

•    mamma Mia…

•    Caesar’s son in law should be above suspicion !!!!

•    There’s a SLIT between the cup & the lip…. some are fighting for the dead bodies of the emissaries of death…

•    After voting for new Pope, smoke thru the chapel conveys cardinals decision. White smoke =Pope has been elected Black smoke = no decision Green smoke =Jairam Ramesh has intervened !!!!!

•    Italians are strange people; some decide not to come back, and some refuse to leave…

•    According to a new survey, 43% people favour Rahul Gandhi as PM in 2014. 73% favour him stepping down in 2015 though…

•    This Mayawati statue is so “life-like” that it has been slapped 15 times already….

•    Scared that someone would hang him, he hung himself….

•    THIS IS A TREAT !!!!!

•    Manmohan to Pak PM ~ “I would have invited you to Delhi for Lunch, but the fiscal deficit is already too high”

•    NDA drove us into the ditch, while UPA promises to drive us off the cliff. Forget the seat belts, We are in safe hands !!!!

•    I poked Sonam Kapoor on Facebook. My computer started giggling ……

•    The closest I have been to understand Women is 08th March

•    8th March is all I have been able to know about women so far…

•    Ever since my son has started watching LokSabha TV, he has “stopped believing in evolution”

•    Akhilesh takes extremely strong action against Raja Bhaiyya. Blocks him on Facebook

•    “Those who live in stone houses shouldn’t throw glasses” ~ Virender Sehwag

•    Dear Vatican, Look no further for the new Pope. Our TV studios are full of ‘Holier than Thou” people…

•    After their victory at the Rajiv Gandhi stadium, the Indian cricket team reached the Indira Gandhi Airport. They boarded the bus funded by Jawaharlal nehru Urban mission, and took the Indira Marg. They land at the Indira Gandhi airport by 1600 hrs, and proceed towards the Jawaharlal Nehru stadium, which is being renovated thru the Rajiv Gandhi Equity scheme & Jawahar Rozgar Yojana. Evening they pay respects at Indira Gandi memorial before attending the Rajiv Gandhi awards. This victory is dedicated to Gandhis spent by BCCI, Rahul Gandhi & the national Son-in-law, without whom Australia would have dominated… And thank god, Italy doesnt play cricket

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