Quotes

•    Behanji is giving tickets to Bisexuals for 2014. It would help her with the ‘Swing’ votes..

•    “Agreed, marriage is a wonderful institution, but who the hell wants to live in an institution” ~ Congress Prince

•    Breaking news : Rahul Gandhi plays Golf with Farooq Abdullah Rahul ~ “What’s your handicap”? Farooq ~ “Omar” !!!

•    The best part about voting is that you can get rid of all but One…..

•    The Iranians have sent a female monkey into space, without Burkha. That’s a huge advancement over “Women should not drive” policy

•    “Horse meat found in Asian burgers” … Fast food with fast animals.. One Cheetah burger with cheese please !!!!

•    Even the Vatican makes a man the Pope if he can avoid getting screwed by the Italian Woman…

•    We haven’t heard about an Unhappy Horse, a bird or a bee FOR they aren’t trying hard to impress another Horse, Bird or Bee…..

•    Mephobia: Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can’t handle it, and everyone dies… I think I have this.:-))

•    This news has made the fanatics ‘Speechless’….. it is already doing some good !!!

•    Manmohan’s wife doesnt expect any gifts from him… She says “he promises a lot, gives me nothing”… We couldn’t agree more…

•    For peace of mind, use ‘Phoneless Cord’

•    The number of crorepatis in India equal the price of Blackberry Z10, which again is priced for crorepatis…

•    Odisha files !!!!!!!

•    BUDGET 2013

•    After today’s balanced budget, You can Budget whatever’s left in your Balance…

•    Sirji, needed some help from you 🙂

•    European countries care for their mentally ill. India put them on TV debates..

•    If money cant buy happiness, Rent it !!!!!

•    Why crib about the VIP helicopter deal? Just pretend that a few more million tons of Food grains rotted in the godown….

•    Dont fit in, Stand out !!!!!!

•    Another year goes by, the Oscars fail to win a Rajnikant…

•    “VAT-69, when launched in Punjab, resulted in massive protests by Punjabis…. They thought it was a Tax on Sex !!!:-)

•    “Even a good bargain costs money”. Show me the man who’s convinced his wife on this….

•    RahulG promises to change 2 things in the country.. Now we have to work towards changing 3…

•    Look before you Leak… he who hesitates ends up with wet shoes..

•    Pushing your luck is No exercise…..

•    Johnny was baptized and dipped in water 3 times. At the 3rd time the Pastor said: “You are now baptized. You are a new creation, the old one is gone. No more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is Jacob.” Jacob went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Jack Daniel bottle, dipped it in water 3 times and said: “You are now a new creation, the old one is gone. Your new name is Orange Juice!!!”:-))

•    Thanks to cancelled Chopper deal, VIPs are delayed in reaching Hyderabad to impede investigations…

•    Thursday, February 21, 2013 at 9:11pm UTC+05:30

•    “Love is Misunderestimated” ~ Swami george Bush

•    Lightning, Love & Bharat Bandh strike you with crippling effect..

•    Did U sleep well? No, I made a few mistakes..

•    Cell phones are the only thing, men sit around and Brag, who’s got the smallest..

•    Right to Education (RTE) NOT applicable to nursery school admissions, rules Delhi HC …. IIPM to the rescue now…

•    The British Queen’s representative meets the Indian Queen.. Cameron aur Deewaron ke bhi kan hote hai

•    Today is a day for Firm decisions…. or is it?

•    Mayawati wants to be PM.. yet another statue would be installed in 7, RCR…

•    Jaitley – “That’s utter Bullshit” Katju – “Please say – I object your honour”

•    You can tell an alcoholic, but can’t tell him much….

•    What is Alcohol?? Dimaag ke constipation ka Isabgol !!! Lene ke baad Vichaar khul ke baahar aatey hain…!:-)

•    Never tell the truth to people unworthy of it….

•    Don’t complain about HR policy, even the Pope had to give 2 weeks notice.

•    Whenever history repeats itself, the price goes up ……

•    armchair activist drink..

•    Love guru, Axe Deo, politicians & IIPM serve the same purpose…

•    But for the ‘Razor Sharp’ skills learnt from Arindam, even the pick-pockets would’ve been career hunting…

•    God created rivers of Milk, Man made Vinegar…. “Bhagwan ke khwabon ka ‘Dahi’ kar diya…”

•    To honor the ‘Moderate Hardliners’, they fired a 21 Gun salute……… Too bad, all 21 missed…..

•    Earlier : Go, fly a kite Now : Go fly the Italian chopper !!!

•    INSTEAD OF RAMESH ON FACEBOOK …… MAYBE IT SHOULD BE RAMESH FOR PRIME MINISTER ?????

•    If you aren’t fired by enthusiasm, You would be fired with enthusiasm !!!!

•    Migrant Cupid musings….

•    India suspects a foreign hand in Foreign policy…

•    Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, if U be my Cinderella, I can buy you a Shoe !!

•    Roses are Red, it’s bloody True, Violets are purple, not F%$#@^ Blue….

•    What’s a 5 letter word for Italian? .. .. .. .. .. .. BRIBE !! And you thought it starts with another alphabet?

•    If you ‘toss & Turn’ this valentine day, you would end up like a Salad !!! …….. (this one dedicated to Jay Iyer & Padmaja Akkapeddi )

•    Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.:-)

•    Poor guy is “misunderestimated” and “Malunderstood” by folks on Facebook..

•    If you have nothing nice to say about anyone, you belong here at Twitter. Welcome !!!!

•    Advani ji, ab tho Pope ne bhi resign kar diya !!!!

•    It’s never hard to meet expenses… they are everywhere !!!!

•    Difference between the Boss & Pope… Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.. #Repeat

•    Speed post to Afzal Guru’s home reached today 3 days after his execution. “Kabutar Ja ja ja, Kabutar Ja ja ja….

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