Quotes

•    Karaoke Bars are for two kinds of people ~ ‘People who shouldn’t Drink’ and ‘People who shouldn’t sing’

•    Mamata’s Bengal is turning into a ‘SLAP & Stick’ comedy…

•    There are two ways to get super rich… (1) start a casino (2) Start a religion… fools gamble to lose in both places..

•    Ramp walk on NH-8…

•    The man & his beast…..

•    Gobind dhaba halt….

•    Midway halt… gyarah chai dena !!!!

•    Sunday ride……

•    Cross my mind, but wipe them dirty feet !!!

•    Forgive thy enemies, esp. after they are hanged !!!!

•    “Hang-Over II” .. #AfzalGuru

•    Whenever I talk to myself, the rebel answers back…

•    Everyone wants Power, no one wants a Power plant… such is the dilemma 🙁

•    “Take nature & people out of Kerala, even the flags would cease to flutter…..”

•    “Leadership is the ability to prevent brain drain by speaking at #SRCC” ….. “Meri Khamoshi, Na Jaane Kitne parivaron Ki Aabru Rakhe”

•    Let’s not use the Earth as though we have a spare one in the garage !!!!

•    Ban films, Ban music, Ban books, they are the cause for the ills in society. ‘Saas-Bahu’ serials, MTV Roadies & cricket betting are sources of learning…

•    In deference to religious & caste leaders, Sanjay Bhansali’s “Devdas” would die sipping soup, not Alcohol …… Chandramukhi would dance behind the Purdah !!!!

•    Eat, Drink & make merry today, someone might Ban it tomorrow !!

•    Board meeting – office terrace Ajay Dabas Beeray Dabas

•    Rain Drops, but snow falls. WHY?

•    You can lead a horse to the water, but can’t make it drink, You can elect an Ass to parliament, but cant make him think !!

•    Sadhus decide about PM, Maulvis decide about music & films, Goons decide for education, Police decide morals, Govt. decides how we live, media decides our thinking ~ Classic case of ‘Rupa ki Baniyan’ in India …

•    How does one issue a ‘Fatwa’ against stupidity?

•    BCCI scripted the screenplay for Madhur Bhandarkar’s next movie “IPL”

•    An army of deer led by a Lion is more lethal than an army of Lions led by a Deer… #Certes Leadership Mantra

•    Some people say I’m indifferent, but I don’t care….

•    stupidity & ‘smart Ass’ are nether ends of the same problem…

•    After listening to some of the Radio Jockeys, I am convinced AM means ‘Absolute Moron’….. Hope I don’t have to explain FM….

•    Fog is a 3 letter word, yet painful !!!

•    Kozhikode !!!

•    “A few speak, no one listens, then everybody gets up & opposes whatever was not said” ~ Welcome to the Parliament

•    Hi, I am Gadkari, I used to be the next PM of India…

•    If you work diligently for 8 hours a day, you get to become the boss & work 12 hours
•    a day !!!!!

•    “Let’s read porn on Braille & ban the movie” …. #vishwaroopam

•    Vandana Luthra has been conferred the Padma awards for sending a positive “MASSAGE” to the society..

•    Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day; give him religion, he starves to death praying for the fish !!!!!

•    A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle !!!!

•    A lie has no leg to stand on, but it goes places…

•    If you cant laugh at yourselves, the world would gladly do it for you !!!!!!

•    I met the man who has never lied to his wife. He’s still a bachelor !!!

•    Management Gyan : “You cant get to the top, by sitting on your bottom” !!!!

•    I read this sentence 10 times to see if I any words out…..

•    He who has had the laugh last, was on whom the joke was !!!!

•    Dear Mr Shinde, Nehru had invited the “Saffron terror” to the 1963 republic day for the ‘terror’ they contributed to the Indo-China war !!!

•    Dear Mr Shinde, Nehru had invited the “Saffron terror” to the 1963 republic day for the ‘terror’ they contributed to the Indo-China war !!!

•    Superstition is nothing but bad luck…..

•    Rumour & Butter both cant be ‘Unspread’ !!!!!

•    Rahul Gandhi advocates “Positive Politics”, Thoda Positive, Thoda Politics….

•    Breaking News : “Gadkari throws his weight behind Rajnath Singh” …. Rajnath hurt !!!!

•    If 2 politician from Congress & BJP are both drowning, and you could only save one, would you rather take your friend out for lunch OR go watch the TV?

•    “Don’t let school teachers come in the way of your education” ~ O P Chautala

•    “I used to have a handle on my tongue, but it broke off ” ~ Susu Kumar Shinde

•    “Oh God, help me walk faster for the people I am supposed to lead are already much ahead” ~ Nitin Gadkari

•    Last night my mom came to my room, and cried. She said “Power corrupts, but we still need electricity”

•    Shivir Anthem @ Jaipur – “Chinta-ta-chita-chita-Chinta-ta-ta-ta………”

•    Although I have no solution, I admire the problem !!!

•    ‘Chintan Shivir’ Findings…..

•    ‘Chintan Shivir’ Findings…..

•    I’ve heard of Chetan, who is ‘Chintan’?

•    All I got at the Brainstorm session was a light drizzle….

•    Knock harder. Life is deaf !!!!

•    Strange is the diplomatic world !!!!

•    Advice to Politicians : “Don’t try stomp on the ants when the elephants are stampeding”

•    Management Gyan – “The solution to every problem lies is finding the solver”

•    I had to wait so long at the restaurant that I requested the Manager to “Give me a table near the Waiter”….

•    ‘Instant Credit’ is nothing but ‘Instant Debt’ !!!

•    Many many thanks Menon Ji

•    Due to the intense mind fog, even the thoughts have been grounded….

•    Ramesh Menon went to CII-ITC SUSTAINABILITY AWARDS 2013.

•    If you need a helping hand, look at the end of your arm !!!!

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