Quotes

•    After Beti No1, Khiladi786, Dabbang2 success, SRK plan to launch JTHJ 69… #numbers game

•    The Miss Universe contest is fixed… All the contestants are from Earth !!!!

•    Belated happy bday bhai

•    On the nation tonite, Arnab asked 5 question, gave 11 answers, and the panelists wondered about their existence !!!!

•    I want to introduce MY selves…..

•    Hey Menon, apologies for the delay, belated birthday wishes.Hope you had a good one:)

•    when in doubt, Poke !!!

•    “If you must lie, be brief” ~ Sign in Parliament

•    After accepting FDI in governance, why debate FDI in retail.. जीने वाले कज़ा से डरते है, ज़हर पी कर दवा से डरते है !!!

•    If I train my son to be polite & courteous, how would he drive on the Delhi roads?

•    “IOA suspends Indian sports. Indians & Westerners have different standards of hygiene” ~ Lalit Bhanot

•    Hey Happy Belated B’day Ramesh…..may you get the good sense to get some non-sense in the sense, for many years to come!

•    “Birthdays come only once a year !!!!!” Thanks everyone for just wishing me 🙂

•    I wish you a happy birthday, a nice life, full of joy, and I desire you continue in your mission of being happy, making happy beings. Congrats Old Monk

•    kehete hai…. Manzil mil hi jayegi, bhatak kar hi sahi….. tera aaj baddey hai . tum jeeyo hazaaro saal……. k din ho pachaas hazaar yeh tho bilkul na hoga sahi………. kyon ki dost aap jaise tho humesha zinda hai sattu k dil mein hi sahi iseeliye terku wish karrela hai fb pe hi sahi.. Appeee waala baddeeyyyyyyy 2 u dear RAMESH njoi kar le humare bina hi SAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

•    “we mistook FDI to be फ़ौरन direct investment. Wont support FDI ~ Samajwadi party

•    Life Mantra : “If the grass appears greener on the other side of the fence, time to check your fertilizer”

•    “Aila.. Ricky Ponting announces retirement.. I better import ‘Chowmein’ from Haryana” ~ Sachin

•    Today is “International spouse day”. The spouse is the only one who stands besides you, in all the troubles which you wouldnt have had, had you stayed single. Go, celebrate !!!

•    The drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts !!!!

•    Meira Kumar enters Limca book of records for repeating “kripya baith jaaiye” & “Shaant ho

•    “Monty Panesar & Graeme Swann wreck India.. Not the first time that a Sardar & a foreigner have screwed us, in tandem” ~ early morning SMS

•    BJP demotes JethMalani.. He is now Devar-Malani..

•    “Aam Admi Party? What a Kela” ~ ConGrace Party

•    on MG Road, saw a constable rebuking an auto driver for not removing his stalled vehicle from the road, while a little distance away, a 100 drunkards part of a ‘Baraat’ were dancing away to glory in the middle of the road….

•    आज कुछ गालियाँ खाने का मन है .. feel free to call me on 100….

•    Saturday horoscope : “Beware of the Toes you might step on today. They could be attached to the Ass which you might have to kiss tomorrow”

•    The nation is celebrating the loss of a BigBoss 7 participant… #kasab

•    Kasab reached the end of the long rope….

•    Humour is the consolation God gave us, for he knew what we would turn into !!!

•    A million people? Tiger thha ya Pied piper?

•    The “Save the Tiger” campaign failed !!!!

•    आज मेरे पास बिल्डिंग है, गाडी है, बैंक बैलेंस है, तुम्हारे पास क्या है? कित्ती गोली है इसका अन्दर ? गोली मार भेजे में, सन ऑफ़ सरदार Bhai Bhai dialogues from Goliwood this afternoon !!!

•    I have a secure job. No one else wants it….

•    “To let a fool kiss you is stupid…. To let a kiss fool everyone is business acumen” ~ Sri Sri Sri Yash chopra

•    Don’t allow anyone to walk your mind with dirty feet !!!

•    research has revealed that 86% of these labels are made in China….

•    Children’s day & Chacha Nehru are synonymous… His children, grandchildren, their
•    children & their children continue the ‘Kids play’..

•    Dhanteras is celebrated to commemorate Bhappi Lahiri’s birthday? #justasking

•    Money is the root of all evil, a man has to be rooted !!

•    Ekta Kapoor’s new comic investigative serial – “Kkkatju & Kkkarnad”

•    Thanks to Arvind Kejriwal, HSBC has decided not to call us anymore, and offer credit cards & personal loans..

•    marketing Gyan – “Rome didnt make a great empire by having meetings, instead they they killed their enemies”.

•    Mallya to Shopkeeper – “दुखी क्यों है “? Shopkeeper – “बर्तन नहीं बिक रहे ” Mallya – Get into the Airlines business, ये तो क्या, घर के बर्तन भी बिक जायेंगे “!

•    “Everything heard from me till date, are words put in my mouth by you” ~ GOD

•    Client to me- “You must be 40 something” Me – “Sorry, I am 39.95 + taxes” …….. Go calculate !!!!!

•    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world laughs louder !!!

•    Land reforms Bill

•    Never seen both Ajays more attentive !!!!

•    Thank God for media mercies 🙂

•    With Mr. Sudhir Krishna, Secretary, Urban development, Govt. Of India

•    Petrol Khatam hi nahi hondha !!!!

•    This is what led to the Award !! 🙂

•    Let’s open the deliberations…

•    Team GIREM, from Namma bengaluru !!!

•    Best Bull Crapper award !!!!

•    Let’s talk land !!!!

•    POLTU to POTUS – “That’s a mighty small house you’ve got. Much ado about being white”

•    I prefer the crook to the foolish. The crook does rest sometimes !!!!

•    साला, दिमाग का दही कर दिया सुबह सुबह !! by the way, लस्सी पियोगे ???

•    I find it “morally and intellectually inappropriate” to update my status !!!! ~ Jethmalani

•    Instead of CBI, the BJP has ordered an enquiry by AIIMS on Gadkari’s IQ !!!!

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