Quotes

•    Dear CM, there are three dimensions to fulfilling your promises – 1. Length 2. Breadth 3. Debt

•    Antiques : One generation buys for self use, the next generation discards as useless & the third generation buys back @ absurd prices Modi’s dress bucks the trend !!!!

•    If Kumar Vishwas is an acclaimed poet, I am an Astronaut….

•    The meek shall inherit the world, if that’s Ok with you…

•    I haven’t lost my mind. I remember where I’ve kept it !!!

•    Breaking News : Digvijay Singh nominated for the Booker prize for his Fiction ~ “Sab Miley huey hai jee”

•    You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

•    It’s a sad day for ‘Cricket diplomacy’

•    Velas of the world unite to waste time. Happy Velantine day!!!!

•    Constitutional crisis in Delhi assembly. Protests & ‘Walkouts’ under threat

•    Scroll down for a Valentines Day special …….

•    To err is human, to rub it in is divine !!!!

•    Who says I am useless? I am often used to set a bad example…

•    Never underestimate the power of the court jester…

•    After AIB, AAP does a roast !!!

•    In politics, obituary precedes death…

•    It’s bad luck to be superstitious !!!

•    Obama expressed concern about the ‘Intolerance’ in India. The pot calling the ‘Non stick cookware’ Grey..

•    Inspired by RaGa, Infosys Sikka plans to restructure the organisation every quarter, for the next 5 years….

•    The consequences of Hitler’s win by One vote is well known. Let’s not waste ours’

•    Let’s practice some U-turns. Practice makes the man perfect!!!

•    In a democracy, anyone can become CM. That’s one of the greatest pitfalls of democracy…

•    Once you are in Hell with the new govt, where do you tell them to go?

•    Whenever I walk past a bar, I have a strong will, and a weak won’t …

•    The exit poll experts write better thrillers than the creative team at Ram Gopal Verma films ..

•    An Apple a day, keeps Windows away !!!

•    Facebook to add NOTA button on 7th Feb.

•    Rain predicted in Delhi on 07th Feb. Sab miley hue hai jee..It’s a conspiracy.

•    There are 3 views about this update. Your view, my view & Kejriwal’s view !!!!

•    The tree of life is self pruning…

•    Management Gyan ~ “To err is human, to blame it on an excel sheet is even more so.”

•    This Atishi Marlena is an angel. Always up in the air, and harping about something..

•    AAP releases it’s manifesto. It would remain valid over next 49 days

•    Two prominent reasons for people not minding their own business are – “No mind, no business”

•    “ceasefire violation” by Jayanti Natarajan

•    My next business venture is a “Travel agency for guilt trips”

•    Money is NOT the root of all evil. For further information, send me Rs.1000/- …

•    If it’s ‘Kabaddi’ for BJP, it seems like ‘Malkhamb’ for Congress.. #Delhipolls

•    Gossip is something you love to hear, about someone you dont…

•    Gyaan ~ “No matter how thin or thick your slice is, there still are two sides to it.”

•    Last week, I forgot how to ride a bike. I’m gonna practice hard over the next 5 days…

•    Just as I got my head together, my body started falling apart… #MiddleAge

•    Management Gyan ~ “Don’t be afraid of growing slowly, stay scared of being stationary.”

•    Management Gyan ~ “कायनात और अपने युद्ध में, कायनात पर पैसे लगाओ |”

•    I took an IQ test today, and the results were negative. I challenge everyone here to debate foregone conclusions

•    To tide over the falling Oil prices, the Arabs are planning radical reforms. Their women might be allowed to drive !!!!

•    Q : “Why does the politician walk after blowing his own trumpet?” A : “He’s trying to get away from the noise.”

•    Gyan ~ “Ability is good, but Stability is even better.”

•    Tendulkar is scared about Kejriwal challenging him to a debate on Cricket…

•    “When you reach home and are greeted with love, affection & elation, you are either on ‘Ghar Wapsi OR a wrong house” ~ Krishna Tirath

•    Tough Vs. Cough # Delhielections

•    Management Gyan ~ “Don’t try taking the ladder of success, wearing a Lungi”

•    “9 members of Censor Board resign”. जो 900 फिल्मे नहीं कर पायी, जो सरकार नहीं कर पायी, वो बाबाजी ने कर दिखाया ! ये दिव्य शक्ति नहीं तो क्या है?

•    To protest against the ‘Facial recognition software”, people clicked selfies,posted them on FB & alleged invasion of privacy.

•    Management Gyan : “Don’t get good at anything that you dont enjoy doing.”

•    “Research reveals that those who travel for work, are more learned.” I learnt well & can prefix & suffix $#@%^&* in 9 different languages…

•    Gyan : “If you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain.”

•    “I want to expose AAP” ~ Shazia Ilmi It’s a ‘Bikini situation’. What gets concealed is more important than what is revealed.

•    When the going gets tough, the tough get going. When the going gets wierd, the wierd join politics…

•    Now that TimesNow has debunked the Lupus theory, WHO has deleted it from the list of global diseases…

•    Dear client, when I want your opinion, I will give it to you …

•    At the gym, my actions creak louder than words…

•    “Have the cake & eat it too”…an abused sentence… Sure, it’s Cake; what else would you do with it?

•    Management Gyan ~ “Get them by the balls, the hearts & mind do follow”

•    Kejru bhai has the answer to everything, including “Why did the chicken cross the road”.

•    “Dear Sadhvi, lead by example. Go, have 4 kids & get back to us.” ~ Married

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