Quotes

•    HC dismisses PILs filed by the ‘Manuwadis’. I support FDI now so that the Mangoes
•    can wear such essentials ~ Mayawati

•    ride to Agra expressway

•    Why are all storms named after women? … Katrina, Sandy, Nilam, Laura… Why not Rathore, Chulbul, Don, Chauhan ?

•    Breaking news : “Kasab has Dengue. MNS wants CBI to enquire if mosquito was Marathi, Bihari or Pakistani”

•    Dear Rahul Gandhi, managing India is as easy as a walk in the Park….. “Jurassic Park” !!!

•    Facebook has so many Philosourphers hawking motivational messages.. honey dipped sour grapes?

•    Middle age : When the only person asking U to take off your clothes, is the doctor, and he charges U for that !!!

•    Saturday ride to Yamuna Expressway…

•    I am told time travels @ the speed of 60 seconds per minute. True?

•    “Had so many women fasted in April, the Jan LokPal bill would have been passed by now” ~ Anna

•    Marriages are tough, one has to deal with emotions, lawyers & Karva chauth

•    life is a full circle

•    It’s not the length, but the performance that matters. That’s the play called Life !!!!

•    “Tharoor’s love -50 crores, BJP calls Tharoor “Love Guru”.. God surely loves idiots coz he made so many of them…

•    Too many Gandhi birthdays, too much Propaganda, time to have a propagandu minister …………..(inspired by ramesh Srivats)

•    I wish the Buck stopped at me. I could do with some now !!!!

•    थप्पड़ की गूँज सुनंदा है ??? इसका जवाब थरूर मिलेगा, बराबर मिलेगा !!!!!

•    Thappad Ki Goonj Sunanda hai???? Iska Jawab Tharror milega, barabar milega !!!!!

•    I wrote – “I accept your invite & confirm my participation”. They wrote back – “How worried should we be?”

•    Why remember quotes, when you can make them up …

•    There’s more meat on our plates than the skinny girl on the other table….

•    Dont just reshuffle the jokers in the pack, deal some winning hands !!!

•    Read on twitter – F1 GP is pronounced as ‘GronPree’ and not Grand pricks, unless you are referring to Mallya & his son !!

•    “New look Cabinet”. Everyone’s had a haircut, manicure, pedicure & facial.

•    Who suffers insanity? Aren’t we all enjoying it?

•    Naveen Jindal – “Bahadur” Nepali watchman – “Zee Sahab” Jindal – “You’re fired”!!

•    Hindsight gives you a view of the butt of the problem….

•    The US verdict on Rajat Gupta’s “reputation built over a lifetime” within this lifetime? so unlike Indian legal system….

•    To err is human, to mess it up completely is Gadkari !!!

•    Nitin Gadkari is a very tall leader … He only employs Directors as drivers & maids !!!

•    Raavan was the only man who could shout 10 times louder than his wife !!!!!

•    Whoever hacked into my computer, hoping that hacking is like sex, get in & get out, hoping that no trace was left behind, made a mistake. he is ordained to a month of Viagra laden Behanji & Amma !!!!

•    “A man is known by the company he keeps”… Gadkari kept all 36 company to himself

•    Mallya had promised the ‘ride of the lifetime’ on Kingfisher. The employees rue the fact that they have been taken on one !!!!

•    AnnieOne can walk into the studio, not every Kohli can perform !!!!

•    India has made progress. Rural folk use ‘Bisleri’ bottles instead of ‘Lota’ now. How can Jairam Ramesh advocate no bride policy?

•    Do not regret getting older & wiser. It’s a privilege denied to many !!

•    I rather ride my bike thinking about God, than sitting in the temple thinking about my bike..

•    OXYMORON : “A flying Kingfisher”

•    In the interest of the nation, Sharad Pawar won’t contest, Kingfisher won’t fly, Kejriwal wont reveal, Digvijay won’t talk !!

•    Dont trust competition. They dont want you to win…

•    Viewer discretion advised from 5.30 PM today on all news channels. Kejriwal to ‘EXPOSE’ Gadkari.. I prefer Hugh Heffner

•    TOI reports “Every hour of TV watching reduces your life by 22 minutes”. Ekta Kapoor is a serial killer !!!

•    Research has revealed that NOT all politicians are bad. Some are dead !!!

•    NDTV invited me to be the panelist for tonite’s prime time 9 PM news. I said “I am from Haryana, I had chowmein for lunch, you cant afford to telecast live”

•    Sachin Tendulkar to be made member of Order of Australia. Ravindra Jadeja nominated for order of Somalia….

•    Difference between the Pope & the Boss, Pope only expects you to kiss his ring ~ Happy International Bosses day !!!!

•    Be entertaining. God is watching you !!!!

•    Today is ‘International hand-washing day’. Salman Khurshid inaugurated it by washing his hands off everything…

•    With common sense diminishing fast, it’s likely to be classified ‘Superpower’ soon !!!!

•    When you dig n throw mud, do you lose ground??

•    Mallu Roke star !!

•    Congrats for a Great interview on NDTV Profit!

•    If you see no evil, hear no evil, time to repair the damn TV !!!

•    Been there, done that, and have the scars to prove that !!!

•    Rahul Gandhi says 70% of youth in Punjab are Drug addicts. Youth Congress to expand it’s base in Punjab !!!!

•    Mo Yan of China wins Nobel Prize in literature… Chetan Bhagat & Shobha De headed towards Jantar Mantar, Mayawati blames Suvarna, SP thinks it’s a conspiracy,
•    Mamta blames the center, Center blames BJP and BJP blames communists… “A million words would be printed without a word being read”

•    Vadra sent a ‘Thank you’ note in the morning to Amitabh Bachchan for having diverted the attention of millions… BJP plays spoilsport..

•    “professional politicians are so predictable, it’s the amateurs who play spoil sport” ~ Vadra

•    Today is World mental health day with “Depression” as the theme. Congress is celebrating it as “Vadra Day”

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