Quotes

•    ‘Rags to riches’ ko Vadra kehte hain, ‘Riches to Rags’ ko Kingfisher !!!

•    “Interest free loan” doesn’t mean that You have no interest to return the loan…

•    Rahul Gandhi at a rally “Congress party mein Corrupt logon ke liye koi jagah nahi”. Someone from the crowd asked “kyon, Housefull ho gaya Kya”?

•    “Wasting time is an important part of living” ~ Facebook commandment

•    You can watch irrelevant people fighting needlessly on non issues on “BiggBoss” …Parliament convenes in December to continue the same…

•    PrincessG kissed an prince who turned into a toad….

•    Salman, Akshay Kumar & Ajay Devgun needlessly talk about 100 cr movies. Vadra has done better than all 3 put together, without starring in one…

•    Saara Shehar mujhe Vadra ke naam se jaanta hai – Lily, dont be silly – Mona, Loot lo Sona – DLF, tum khelte rehna

•    Did you enjoy the lunch at KFC in VK (with that beautiful gal) my friend ???

•    iDied ~ Steve Jobs

•    Life is inversely proportional to the economy ….. When the Sensex rises, everything else gets worse….

•    I’m told all good things must end. Wonder when do they start?

•    Life ka funda “No body till date has complained about the parachute not opening”

•    Laughter is like changing the diaper, doesnt change anything permanently, but takes the stink away temporarily…

•    I make sure I go to the bank with my salary cheque. It is too little to go by itself…

•    Barfi’s Law : The tools get the credit for the carpenter’s plagiarism….

•    A good firm push also is a helping hand…

•    our PM, Manmohan Singh said :

•    George Bush vowed “I will dance on the grave of Bin laden” Obama buried him at Sea !!!

•    If you have grown too big for your boots, buy bigger boots !!!!

•    “Paisa pedh par ugta nahin, paani mein beh jaata hai” ~ Ajit Pawar

•    Dont judge those who sin differently than you !!!!

•    Those who claim to be ‘Self made”, need not idolize their creator all the time…

•    Most people either complain or compliment about their looks, not their brains…

•    I was searching for the meaning of ‘Life’ since long, till my 6 year old pointed towards the dictionary

•    Although PM warned people by saying “Paisa pedh par nahi ugta”, a lot of them went ahead & bought tickets for ‘Heroine’ ~ inspired by Shivani Prakash

•    Kids are having all the fun with Unit test, weekly test, quarterly test, annual tests… Adults queue up for Blood test, BP test, Sugar test…..

•    Some people are marinated in perfume ….. most wear em’

•    Pfizer to use PMs posture for their blue pill advertisements…. “STIFF”

•    The British medical journal published a report “Inactivity kills”…. That shook up the #UPA government…

•    Manmohan Singh would spell out five important things at 8 PM. “You’ll, get, to, know, it”

•    The Pen drive is mightier than the sword !!!

•    सामने है जो उसे, लोग बुरा कहते है, जिसको देखा भी नहीं उसको खुदा कहते हैं !!! ….. The sinister draw cartoons, the cartoons turn sinister

•    The forecast by the empowered committee from the Ministry of science for tonight – “DARK”

•    There’s no better time than now, to procrastinate what you intended to finish yesterday…

•    “Too many cooks spoil the broth”, even if the restaurant is Italian !!!! #UPA

•    UPA is neither UNITED, nor PROGRESSIVE, nor an ALLIANCE today….

•    Been there, done that, remember nothing….

•    Two days in Mumbai, and you start liking Delhi all over again…

•    Got stuck in 2 hours of traffic.. Is that what’s popularly known as “Mumbai spirit”?

•    Yeh jo Mumbai, jo thha Bombay, yeh hai Mumbai kiski jaan……

•    I think I am drinking too much. The doctor accepted a bottle of scotch at the blood donation camp today…

•    “Aaj kuch Toofani karte hai” – Manmohan Singh’s opening remarks in cabinemeeting today. FDI in retail & Aviation followed !!!

•    Watching the rain from the work-desk

•    Presentations during seminars should be like a mini skirt, short to invoke interest, long enough to cover the subject…

•    Inspired by Barfi, Sunny leone’s new family entertainer to be titled “Laddoo”

•    SP & BSP are visionary parties. Both Bicycle & Elephant dont run on diesel

•    Tired of sitting & doing nothing, some have taken to meditation…

•    The corruption debates on TV are like being on a Rocking chair, everybody has something to move & shake, reaching nowhere !!

•    Whether you plan your future, or not, You still have to live through it…

•    Soon, people would rob a Gas station for a tank-full at the next…

•    If the world is full of “Incurable romantics”, wonder why no one’s developing a vaccine?

•    The world’s most advanced computer is out, almost human like. It can blame another computer !!!

•    9 out of 10 politicians agree that one of them is an idiot, and honest…

•    If I upload my new album of B&W pictures, will it be called ’50 shades of Grey’?

•    While ‘WE’ conveniently lie to justify ‘OUR’ truth about them, the ‘Mandir’ & ‘Masjid’ stand tall, amused….

•    Finance ministry proposes to bring the world’s oldest profession under the ambit of Service tax. Social welfare ministry objects (bakwaas news)

•    Washington post called our PM a ‘Tragic figure’, the sensex jumped up by 337 points.If they %$#mother@^&sister$@!* him, would the economy grow at 10.3%?

•    Coalgate, Scamgate, Watergate, 2Ggate, my 6 yr old son thinks IndiaGate is a monument dedicated to corruption in the country….

•    Under the constitution, our Votes Count… In caste politics, our Count Votes…

•    “It’s not the actors, but the script which is wrong” #coalgate

•    Iraq observed a Pregnant pause when America announced – “We are pulling out” !!!!

•    Law making like a bread factory. Better not seen how it’s made #loksabha

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