Quotes

•    There is no bigger lie than the written word….

•    It is never too late to become what you might have been…..

•    On teachers day, our MPs are showing the way forward to the next generation, on Live TV

•    Teachers day today, Hangover tomorrow………. #rerun

•    Please help starve the hands that feed you #coalgate

•    Life is Fair !!!! It’s unfair to everyone in equal measure…..

•    God created man, and Man returned the favor !!!

•    where there is a will, everyone wants to be in it….

•    You would be loved only till you learn to love yourself !!!!!

•    “Joker” joins the 100 crore club…… 100 crore Indians wants to slap the maker….

•    How come only a few apes evolved into Humans? Did the rest exercise the ‘status quo’ option?

•    Temper is the only thing one can lose, and still have….

•    A fools says to himself “There is no god” A smart ass tells that to everyone !!!!

•    In God we trust, rest as Arnab Goswami decides…

•    Knowledge is often mistaken for intelligence. This is like mistaking a cup of milk for a cow ~ Anonymous

•    I want to change the world, share the password please !!!

•    Had I worked as hard as everybody, I would have achieved as little as they !!!

•    Gurgaon to promote “Jam Tourism”… Bonding while stuck in Jams

•    Gurgaon drivers blow horns to break up the traffic Jam…

•    Hindu muslim aate jaate rehte hain, Nukkad ka maikhana chalta rehta hai….

•    Lost my dictionary. I am at a loss of words…

•    Life is fun, it’s the people who are weird !!!

•    before you ask the question, here is the standard answer – “”Hazaron jawabon se achchi hai khamoshi meri, na jaane kitne sawalon ki aabru rakhe.”

•    While the opposition was busy shooting itself in the toe, the Lawyers in government accidentally Sued themselves….

•    Flattery & Bribery both draw people to 10, Janpath…. for the latter, Police welcomes them with water cannons…

•    Dear Ministers, you have been ‘Appointed’, not ‘Anointed’ ….

•    Intelligence is constant on the earth, it’s just the population which is growing..

•    Twitter to meet Kapil Sibal for negotiations. Wonder if the conversation would be
•    restricted to 140 characters…

•    “Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned” – Sonia Gandhi has asked Congressmen to be aggressive on coal gate… Manish Tiwari Vs Arnab Goswami 🙂

•    Wonder why I am considered over the hill without getting to the top.. 🙂

•    What a performance

•    Palace turned hotel…

•    Jodhpur Fort

•    The kings had all the fun…

•    Tented accommodation on the banks of Udaipur lake…

•    Maharaja collection of vintage cars…

•    aerial view – Udaipur fort

•    Aerial view of Udaipur lake…

•    Udaipur..

•    IMG_2294

•    Who says being a tourist is easy… thank god for small mercies like beer…

•    the better half…

•    Boat ride to the Kings lair…

•    Udaipur fort

•    Fun to have the resort to yourselves….

•    huff-puff n reach the shores..

•    tents on the banks of Udaipur lake…

•    tents…

•    tented accommodation

•    dancing to the tunes of rain drops…

•    Party cancelled…. Unable to send more than 5 SMS…..

•    How I wish the office were a work free smoke place… 🙂

•    “Don’t Bloody stare” said my past when I looked back…..

•    ‘Status symbols’ are mere symbols, not status. Substance is !!!!

•    “20 advertisements in each newspaper”. Who says the govt. isn’t doing enough…..”Sad-Bhavna divas” !!!!!

•    6 days sans Gadgets & FB… Blame ‘coalition dharma’ …….

•    Politics is the second oldest profession in the world. It’s quite similar to the first.

•    No one likes me, no one respects me anymore… Think I qualified for Politics !!

•    Yamuna expressway open. Youth icons now can drive faster to dine with poor Dalit farmers !!

•    ‘Sharp’ doesn’t mean a pointed head…..

•    Everyone wants to serve God …….. as Advisors !!!!

•    It’s people who give drinking a bad name…

•    Modern face of taliban…

•    Dear God, either reduce corruption, or give me more avenues to participate !!! #rerun

•    Anna & Ramdev rishta is like to towel & body. If the body is clean, why wash the towel. If the towel is dirty, whats the point of the bath.

•    UPA encourages the “Argumentative Indian”… to distribute cellphones…

•    Dined at a family restaurant. Every table had an argument 🙂

•    Intercontinental Mumbai is like an endangered Animal eating an endangered plant… someone’s gonna die for the bills… Ajay Dabas Parvin Dabas

•    In Mumbai some are ‘Wise’, many ‘Otherwise’….

•    Mum-bhai !!!!!!!

•    Mary Zyada !!!!! Kaun Kombakht kehta hai ki hamara Kom kisi se kom hai?

•    Team Anna disbanded… Order placed for “Main bhi Neta hoon” caps…

•    NASA shuttle lands on Mars & relays pictures back to Earth. Every corner has Agarwal sweets…

•    The future would soon be a thing of the past…

•    Mujhse Fraandsheep karoge?

•    Difference between a Believer & an Atheist – 184 paid holidays per year

•    Headline 2014 – RG finally takes responsibility, media ‘responsible’ for loss Kejriwal to replace Khurshid as Law minister, Tushar Kapoor wins Oscar People take Ramesh Menon’s status updates seriously !!!

•    Oh Jeejas, today is Sawant day, call the media, call the media…

•    A man without a woman is like a neck without any pain !!!!

•    Dear new Minister, everyone has the right to be stupid, you seem to revel in abusing the privilege !!!!

•    Under the British, Man exploited man. Post independence, it’s the opposite

•    PC gets Finance, Shinde gets home, Moily gets power & India gets laid !!!

•    The power grids are like Janlokpal talks. Keeps tripping & failing

•    Sorry, I am not your type, I am NOT Inflatable !!!!

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