Quotes

•    I am getting forgetful. I walked in someone else’s sleep….

•    Gagan Narang (Sky Discolored) is human multicolored spatial creation who throws lead with temporal qualia instrument (gun) at innate dots ~ Deepak Chopra

•    If God were on earth now, one thing he wouldn’t want to be is Hindu, Muslim, Christian, Sikh, Jew or Jain..

•    Some 3 letter words have to rely on 4 letter words to convey their true emotion….

•    Character is best discovered, than recovered !!!

•    Parliament slows down everything, including Age. That explains the many virile 70-80 year olds actively screwing the nation…

•    Some roads are best avoided, if you intend to travel on them !!!

•    I have reminded myself a Billion times not to exaggerate…

•    “Aman KI Asha Tunnel” now open in Jammu…

•    Hi, Don’t know how we got connected on facebook, but it’s certainly a delight…all of your quips need to be compiled into a well deserved book if not already done…

•    David after a USA trip sponsored by KFC, Coke, McD

•    The Olympic Gold medal has only 6 grams of Gold. No wonder, Bappi Lahiri isnt attracted to sports 🙂

•    Olympics reminds the world of the countries which are neither Islamist, OR @ war with USA… most assemble for the sport !!!!!

•    “Do boond Zindagi ke” ~ Both Amitabh Bachchan & N D Tiwary regret this…

•    Saas, Bahu & teenagers all watch Ekta Kapoor serve Adult comedy on TV & cinema.. “Kya Super FOOL hai hum”…

•    Rahul Gandhi ready to take on bigger responsibilities. He has hired Jackie Shroff as coach !!!!

•    Braking news – During routine stock taking @ Rashtrapati Bhavan, 2 acres were found missing….

•    Be sincere, whether you mean it or not !!!!

•    Sorry, I can’t think, I am at work !!!

•    Delhi HC hampers FDI inflow into India. Kalmadi barred from attending Olympics

•    The USA had Potus, we have Poltu now !!!!

•    When Sherlyn Chopra talks about “Mother Teresa”, I feel like telling her “Teri Mothersa”…

•    Deepak Chopra tweets in Physics, while the rest tweet in English !!!!

•    Sadly, Air India has declined to credit frequent flier miles to Pratibha Patil. Her last flight from Delhi to Pune is via Bali-South Africa-Lagos-Reyjkyavik & New York…

•    Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them ~ ANONYMOUS

•    Extremely proud of Ramesh Menon ‘s contributions towards the water episode of SatyaMev jayate! Sir, need you to be more visible here forth 🙂

•    If you store data on ‘cloud computing’, what happens when it rains? Learn from God himself !!!!

•    My boss complained that I don’t listen to him… I think that’s what he said…

•    BHai Jaan, Kahan ho. What happend to our gdyr’s meet. Rest is fine . How about you ! Gudlak

•    I want to keep my words soft & sweet, who knows, might have to eat them…

•    DESI TURBO…

•    DRVE CAREFULLY. The makers of both the car, and the driver, might recall their faulty produce….

•    Opportunity knocks, but temptation bangs the door….

•    Too much in moderation can be excess…

•    Closed minds don’t often come with closed mouths….

•    “Who is the English expert here”? I is. “Oh, Are you”? Yes, I are !!!

•    Right people, treated the wrong way, proves misplaced priorities….

•    Sometimes, Life is like a broken pencil…. Pointless…

•    India assured of at least one Gold medal…. Kalmadi attending Olympics !!!

•    Friday the 13th, liquor sales likely to break previous records today…. so much so for beliefs…

•    Today is world population day. Try explaining in one word 🙂

•    Don’t worry much about what people think, most don’t do it often anyways.. 🙂

•    My doctor scared the sh*t out of me when he said – “I practice Surgery”

•    Eurofact : There are far many ways to get indebted, than getting out of it..

•    FDI in retail in not the magical Blue Pill to give the economy an instant resurrection….

•    While the PM swears by his integrity & honesty, some quarters want us to believe that
•    FDI into single brand retail is the problem to all solutions 🙂 In an unrelated news, TIME mag has rated PM as “Underachiever”

•    If Mayawati is honest & innocent, I am Mother Teresa !!!!!

•    The rain gods undid the hard work of the Pigeons on the Mayawati statues…

•    Both of you three can now comment on this status update…

•    All of you, together, repeat after me ” We are all individuals”

•    On International Bikini day, Mallya puts his Goa beachside villa on sale.

•    “Angrezi accent by Desi munde” … that’s not what language & communication is about !!!

•    There is this grand barbecue party on ‘Animal Rights’… Invite yourself if you believe

•    “Skating on thin ice can get you into hot water”… strange corporate wisdom

•    Indian congress scientists are working to discover the Sub quota under God particle… Geelani to head panel

•    Science is taking God out of particles… Kan kan mein bhagwan hote hai

•    The ICC Chairman called a press conference today, and spoke about the Indian monsoon & agriculture…

•    I started with nothing, and I still own most of it….

•    How Paradoxical that Civil society is represented by Lawyers….

•    Scientists Study Tom Cruise !!! Scientology over Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz & Katie Holmes..

•    Most people watch TV for hours, and complain “There’s nothing on TV these days”

•    Roots define man. Money is the root of all evil. That explains !!

•    The garbage incinerator eats better than 25% of the population..

•    Delhi University announces cut-off of 99.25%. Those who don’t get admission, take heart, don’t despair, Rahul Gandhi will ride a bike, and dine at 2 Dalit homes, shortly..

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