Quotes

•    God resides inside me, he sure likes scotch !!

•    The govt. is taking 10 steps to improve the economy from tomorrow. PranabDa to file his nomination. 09 more steps to go

•    “Led by a pack of jokers, the sense of humor evolves” ~ #Incredible India

•    Manmohan SIngh congratulates now Pak PM. ‘Nobody’ congratulates ‘Anybody’

•    Some things in China last long, very long…. Their population is proof !!!

•    I was always a gifted one, no one would have paid anyways ….

•    Those who have the right to remain silent, don’t have the Ability…. #politics

•    Dhoni & Dhoble for Greece..

•    Pakistanis now know what it is to be without a Prime Minister…

•    Without ME, this place is just AWESO

•    “It is easy to meet expenses, wherever you go, you will meet” ~ RBI

•    Sania Played, Sania won. Saina played, Saina won. Sonia played, Mamta Lost !!

•    MMS2014RG – that’s the BBM pin of Congress HQ”

•    Governments across the world are behaving identically. Thank god, ours’ aren’t trying anything different 🙂

•    Always happy to share my ignorance on Facebook. I have enough !!!!

•    In school, I was taught ‘anyone can be president’. Now I believe it

•    Money talks !!! It just said Goodbye to me

•    Q got castrated. He’s now O

•    Researchers have revealed that 1/7th of your life is spent on a Thursday…

•    I didn’t get a job coz it interferes with my life…

•    Wish I could sell my experience for what it cost me, I could retire Rich

•    Drinking is a sure way to slow death. Who’s in a hurry anyways?

•    U can never sink a shark in a bathtub….

•    When Standard & Poor talks rich, the world shits BRICS….

•    When the world puts you down, Look up & yell “teri maa ka Sakinaka”

•    Sania & Saina both won. Numerologists are confounded

•    When everything else fails, follow instructions

•    A few bankrupt nations are playing the euro Cup tonite. Winner would take home the Bailout package

•    Arnab Goswami has decided to keep ‘maun vrat’ on 30th Feb. The day would be observed as ‘world Piece day’

•    The origin of the word Cabinet is from the French word ‘cabine’ meaning Gambling House. Makes sense now

•    -..-_!-*..__–!.^.##@$%^&*!..__–. I’m so pissed that I had to update my status in morose code…

•    “Waterloo or Loo-water, it costs 35″… Montek

•    UP is finally headed for ‘Inclusive growth’. Mulayam’s son, bahu, brother, mausi’s son, mama’s Buah’s daughter, Baa, Kaka, Paa, ……. all have been INCLUDED..

•    Everyday after today, this day would be known as Rajiv Gandhi Paryavaran Divas. Happy world environment day !!!!!

•    Manmohan Singh smiled !!! Seems Global warming is thawing him..

•    “Rathoric sells” ~ Ramdev Fast & Rowdy Rathore both adjudged 100 cr blockbusters

•    Moses was sitting in the Egyptian ghetto. Things were terrible. Pharaoh wouldn’t even speak to him. The rest of the Israelites were mad at him and making the overseers even more irritable than usual, etc. He was about ready to give up. Suddenly a booming, sonorous voice spoke from above: “You, Moses, heed me! I have good news, and bad news.” Moses was staggered. The voice continued: “You, Moses, will lead the People of Israel from bondage. If Pharaoh refuses to release your bonds, I will smite Egypt with a rain of frogs” “You, Moses, will lead the People of Israel to the Promised Land. If Pharaoh blocks your way, I will smite Egypt with a plague of Locust.” “You, Moses, will lead the People of Israel to freedom and safety. If Pharaoh’s army pursues you, I will part the waters of the Red Sea to open your path to the Promised Land.” Moses was stunned. He stammered, “That’s… that’s fantastic. I can’t believe it! – – But what’s the bad news?” “You, Moses, must write the Environmental Impact Statement.”

•    To serve beer to friends at home – get Permit To burn buses & damage property- Free hand Jai Mumbai, Jai Maharashtra !!!!!

•    Economic explanation: The exchange rate of the determinants of the demand affected the economic systems, thereby GDP(real) impacted the economic wants through National debt, normative economics, productive resources, standard of value,Greece, Bhutan, Dollar, Euro, wages, UPA etc.etc.. Simple explanation : LAG GAYEE AAP KI….

•    Delhi’s so Hot that Poultry Farms are feeding ice cubes to the chicken lest they lay boiled eggs…

•    Nothin GoodCurry – Jaise naam, vaise darshan #BJP

•    Bharat Bandhe Mataram !!!!

•    Dictionary series: mammotha Banerjee |ˈmaməTH| [noun] A rare species, usually found in Bongo of the west, multi-faceted, Needless party host & knuckle fighter, MC,DJ & CPI hater, in random order, controls crowds while the state begs attention, commonly referred to as “mammoth error”

•    cartwheel |ˈkärtˌ(h)wēl| [noun] When a wired up celebrity assembles his family at a stadium and makes an ass of himself #SRK

•    When you stand straight, you do not have to fear a crooked shadow

•    Tunde kebabs @ Rs.150/-, Maharaja Kali Mirch @ Rs.350/-, Hazratganj Machchi @ 250/-, Minibar raids @ when the bill arrives, gupshup with Manoj Kriplani ‘Priceless’ #lucknow

•    With some Luck-now, I would get to speak to Dr. Kalam…. By the time Sapil Kibal arrives, I would be in my Burkha…

•    Speaking tomorrow @ the UP Development council seminar with Prez. Kalam, Mr.Kapil Sibal, Mr. Akhilesh Yadav, many more… Hope none of them have read my FB satire, else, would be rewarded on the spot.. Thappad !!!!!!

•    Today’s inspirational Quote : “Abundance happens to be however much I slice it away. Samose ki Kasam” ~ Nitin Gadkari

•    Re-doing our office terrace… proposed view… suggestions welcome….

•    Caught Working….

•    hierarchy of laughter.. LOL, ROFL, ROFLMAO, PetroLOL….

•    Thank god, it’s not 7.5 on the Richter…

•    “Cry yourselves Awake, You deserve Change” Take this change & 200 Ml petrol daal lo gaadi mein…

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