Quotes

•    Dear Netaji, It took the mother hen to point out that the Jugnu doesn’t have a Lal Batti on it’s head…

•    Think beyond the MMS …. “Arindam Chaudhri for President”

•    Baith jaiye, shanth Ho jaiye, Baith jaiye…. while I cover two more countries at your cost….

•    Congrace Leadership mantra “Mere Paas Maa hai”.. 1984-2014 … Desh ki Maa Behen ho gayee

•    The Congress party would never call “A Spade a Spade”. They would rename it the “Rajiv Gandhi Khet Khalihaan Krishi Lauh aur Lakdi se nirmit Aujaar”

•    Is there anything that the iPad cannot do?

•    Rave party in Mumbai, Rant party in Delhi #IPL

•    Jin ko Dahej mein TV mila thha, how did they watch Satyamev jayate?

•    “A ‘future wife’ doesn’t walk off a TV debate” ~ Sri Sri Sri Wake up Sid

•    Saturday, May 19, 2012 at 3:13pm UTC+05:30

•    Ramesh Menon updated his status.

•    Half the day gone & no IPL controversy yet.. what would the media report today?

•    Sid Mallya is the new Digvijay Singh of Indian cricket…

•    Dear Wankhede, please do not ban SRK. He would join Sidhu in the TV studio. RaTWO

•    The sagging economy, Presidential polls, Land acquisition bill, too many other important events around, but most newspapers still covering SRK issue. Did someone
•    talk about standards in journalism?

•    Innocent SRK was discussing cricket with fuKKR, MCa-BCci… the communal people mistook it for Delhi language..

•    Pranabda as President, courtesy Grease, err, umm Greece

•    Two golden rules of Amreekan policy in West Asia ~ (1) If it ain’t broken, take it apart & try fixing it. If might doesn’t work, use diplomacy (2) When I want your opinion, I can beat the same out of you

•    New President of France Francois Hollande has no “Pratibha”. He would continue to live in a rented apartment.

•    Raja’s prolonged stay away from the Parliament was ‘Zero-loss’ to the nation

•    While the Jute industry is dying for lack of orders, Grain is decaying for want of Jute bags … Ironical

•    The Cartoons have removed the humor out of textbooks… Political science is laughing matter now..

•    Some of my clients are so poor that they can’t even afford to pay attention….

•    With Parliament deciding to be civil, what would the civil do? …A case of “Agar

•    Rupa ki baniyan pehnoge tho Rupa kya pehnegi”

•    There’s only one cute kid in this world, and every mother has one ~ Chinese proverb

•    The storm kisses my window….

•    Research has revealed that the Parliament “contributes more to amusement, than to knowledge”

•    Words thrown at each other never string into a conversation…..

•    Cartoons are the chief cause of stinks… proven yet again…

•    All Infrastructure projects would be allotted on PPP mode ~ Paisa, Power, Politics

•    Rajya Sabha news – If motions are adjourned / deferred so frequently, the old farts cannot but stink

•    whatever happened to manners? Even the voices in my head speak so loud…

•    Deccan Chargers are like the ageing Indians, neither perform at home, nor away #IPL

•    I appreciate Aamir Khan’s effort, and unique presentation, but don’t expect a weekly episode to change “How India thinks”

•    14 days of Dieting & all I have lost is “Two weeks”

•    Of course I am out of my mind.. I couldn’t stay long in an empty place…

•    “Satta-mev Jayate” – May the money bags win #IPL

•    Aamir’s Pratibha achieved in an hour, what Pratibha hasn’t in 5 years…

•    “Pain is inevitable, suffering is Optional”. You are ready to actualize your desires now 🙂

•    Sachin Might be thinking “congress” to be similar to “Mumbai Indians”, captained by sardar and owned by a woman (Gaganpreet Singh update)

•    There are NO blue pills for the soul

•    Sanity is a nice place to visit, difficult to live there long..

•    Presidential race Slogan~ WANTED : MEANINGFUL OVERNIGHT RELATIONSHIP

•    I am deeply indebted to the those who gave me credit… they are in-debt …

•    Most Tom, Dick & Banerjee poetic since morning about Satyajit Ray are watching Dirty picture… creative pretensions

•    Mallya won’t expand into Afghanistan, Talli-ban there..

•    Bad spellers of the world, UNTIE… We should remain twogather… Liek if you are not alradey there…

•    Some people have deprived their native place of their Idiot….

•    If today is a holiday, shouldn’t it be called “NO labour day”

•    This Coffee gives me a feeling of Deja Brew..

•    Two kinds of people a get together in Karaoke Bars.. “Those who shouldn’t drink, and those who can’t sing”

•    Masterji, Sidhu ki zubaan ek Bilaan chhoti kar do… #IPL

•    Bangaru was a LAX man.. else, he wouldn’t have got caught..

•    Atheists would have a field day, now that God has decided to join Rajya Sabha..

•    Punjabi CBI officer quizzed Quatorocchi. He answered “Maino kee Pata”

•    Maomata objects to Kolkata being called “City Of Joy”. Untruths won’t be tolerated !!!!

•    “Munaf Patel for Rashtrapati” … he’s non partisan, doesn’t do much, blames everyone around & embarasses his sponsors #IPL

•    S&P downgrades India. Pranabda says “it’s a figment of media imagination”. Diggy blames RSS. Con-grace rush to Rahul to save India. The Mango-people await their turn…

•    Under the British, MAN EXPLOITED MAN. Post independence we changed the order. The earlier Gandhis successfully maintained the tradition. Now, change is imminent. The ‘Young Youthful leadership’ is gonna reverse it again

•    Ulcers are not caused by what you eat, but by ‘What’s eating you’

•    One half of misery is the result of Ignorance. The other half is courtesy intelligence

•    The next president can only be a person with “Pratibha” …. the current incumbent has made sure…

•    Sarcasm & satire are services that we offer. Though the bills are paid by logical ventures

•    Yield to temptation, it may not pass you way again…. #diet

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