Quotes

•    Didi went for a makeover, and the designer had a wardrobe malfunction…

•    Indians invented Multitasking. By God !!!!

•    Madness takes a toll OR the TOLL brings out the madness. The story of Gurgaon @ 10AM…

•    what you don’t tear apart, fall apart…

•    Spontaneity is the most practiced ….

•    If Lata didi is mellifluous, Yeshudas is Mallufluous … #malluhumour

•    Corporate Gyaan – “If you don’t succeed, your successor does, always”

•    The golden rule – “He who owns the gold, makes the rules”

•    Breaking News : All Adidas showrooms to be rebranded as A-didi’s in Kolkata.. Anyone found laughing can be prosecuted !!!

•    FB Warning : Do not accept a friend request from Maomata Banherjee… It could be a warrant..

•    Most traffic jams are caused by backseat drivers…

•    Recession time again…. Superman has an X-Ray clinic now

•    There are no winners in life…only survivors ~ Anonymous

•    Who says “Hindustan main Pratibha ki Kadr nahin”. Haven’t we elected a President?

•    The supreme court has upheld the Universal Right to education. We can now send a few parliamentarians back to school…

•    No coin has three sides…

•    Please help.. I am reminded by my PC to backup.. I can’t find the reverse gear

•    Just because God has given you one, Don’t act like one….

•    “Religion neutral marriages soon”….. Godmen complain that Govt. is “insensitive to business community”

•    Artificial intelligence is no substitute for Natural stupidity…

•    goodbye kochi, Goodbhai Gurgaon, Goodbuy Delhi… confuje hai saala lyphe

•    kochi kochi Hota hain…

•    If God is within me, he sure likes scotch..

•    Only horses remain in stable relationships

•    He had the right to keep silent, didn’t have the ability

•    UPA Vs IPL… Delhi defeated Kolkata, and Mamta didn’t burn the bridge down

•    How can a coup be staged by a Singh, Rajput or Brahmin? Haven’t these guys heard about reservation?

•    Ravindra Jadeja sold for $ 2.04 million, Vinay Kumar for $1.3 million.. Hafiz Saeed unsold @ reserve price of $10 million.. #IPL

•    New soap on Pak TV – “ZIndagi ISI ka naam hain” featuring Hafiz Saeed

•    Entrance to defense ministry has this plaque ~ “Hate the sin, love the sinner.” ….. Ok.Bye-bye. Tatra

•    70% of India, with no access to power, celebrate “Earth hour” today, AGAIN. The 1% who celebrated yesterday, have already issued press releases & SMS congratulatory messages. Well lit Happy hours tonite..

•    today is Shiturday.. do as much as you can

•    General defense repartee – “Go, take a leak”

•    Overheard @ Amethi – “Chhod ke apne, salim ki gali, Anarkali disco chali”.. Ok, Tata, Bye-bye, see you in 2014..

•    Tatra bribing = General knowledge

•    Saif has hired Agent Vinod to check out what the ^%$#@!&* happened to his movie..

•    If your glass is not half full, you haven’t been drinking !!!

•    with the IPL stating, all Kingfishers can legitimately be “on the ground”, than in the air..

•    “When one falls off the top of the tree, he slams every branch on the way down” ~ Our PM hell bent on proving this right

•    The government makes divorce easier on account of ‘Irretrievable differences”. Would be interesting to know how Mamta, Jaya & Maya react to this….

•    “Anything that is too stupid to be spoken, is Sung” ~ Voltaire had the foresight to comment about neo-hindi-film-songs…

•    “Government schools produce Naxalites, hence, all schools in India should be privatized” – Sri sri sri Fart of living

•    The fool fooling the foolish is not tomfoolery, its politics, you fool….

•    Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait? He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’

•    “Most motorcycle accidents are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle” ~ anonymous Ajay Dabas Shiv Raj Singh

•    You are again reading the “writing on the wall”

•    You are reading the “writing on the wall”

•    ButtGet session lived up to it’s intended purpose. Bravo PranabDa

•    “Dear Sachin, you hurt the Bangla sentiment, Mumbai Indians is not the fav. team of Mulayam, Jayalalitha didn’t distribute Toshiba TVs, I prefer rubber chappals, not
•    Adidas, Mallya prefers straight, not with coke, the govt still prefers LIC over AVIVA, we still lost the match. Please ROLLBACK the century, else, I will blame CPM for treachery – Mamta Ban-her-jee

•    Pranabda hired Sachin to take the sting away from the opposition

•    Innocent Mamta expects Manmohan Singh to “speak as well as take action”.. ….. yeh teri saadgi maar na daale mujhko..

•    I feel lonely when I am with people, or all by myself..

•    Maomata promised ‘Poribartan’ and delivers…

•    Gurgaon promotes 8 PM…Radico rejoices while Kingfisher protests

•    In the end, It’s all Ok… if not Ok, it’s not the end..

•    Akhilesh @ 38 is middle aged, Rahul continues to be young @ 43… “some wines neither mature, nor get old”.

•    Monday Gyaan – “I love my job, I love my office, I love my boss, I am self employed”

•    Your Karma is like rubber-band…. stretch it too much, it’s gonna snap & smack your face !!! Have a sinful weekend 🙂

•    Budget Mantra – “Buy one for the price of two, and get the second one free”

•    Mallya send a congratulatory note to the EC for “free & fair elections”… His products were distributed free & fair…

•    Soaps are no match to the Saas-Bahu-Beta-son-in-law saga being played on news channels..

•    “When the Elephant falls, the earth shakes”……. Dilli-UP- Hillela… #earthquake

•    “Taare Zameen Pe” was about praying to Dog.. even pun can be dyslexic

•    Money is not the evil, the Lust for money is the root of all evil…

•    Whoever believes Maya is not a four letter word, doesn’t understand Hindi…

•    The cabinet has approved parity between challans & the cost of the bottle. Easier for the drunks to calculate 🙂

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