Quotes

•    Bappi Lahiri is the only Indian worth his “weight in Gold” .. Literally

•    Justin Bieber & Shahid Afridi both turn 18 today…

•    Success mantra – “Never on schedule, always on time”

•    How can Sehwag be dropped? Aren’t Jats already in the OBC list?

•    Look before you Leap today. The landing might take 4 years…

•    Trade Unions ensure trade-jam.. “Yeh Bandham tho, pyaar ka bandham hai”…

•    Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. ~ Barry LePatner

•    abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz…. I’ve said all that the English language could..

•    The Supreme court has vindicated the fundamental rights of the government to “sleep on everything”

•    Sri Sri Sri Vijay Mallya and the “art of screwing up” is flying high

•    Since God & the mirror don’t lie, I confront him everyday…

•    Toss & turn, copy & paste, some people worry at night that everything funny has been said. Then Facebook happens in the morning…

•    Oh god, if you exist, and can do, pray that this clone gets one more, so that cricket can remain a sport …. #sachin

•    “The color blind are trying to solve the Rubic cube”… electorate in UP elections

•    The UP elections would be caste in stone !!!!

•    If you aren’t on the edge, there aren’t too many people egging you !!!

•    Don’t be humble, you’re not great yet..

•    The political family is like a Cactus… everyone’s a Prick

•    from 3G to 3X.. technology surely inspires governance….

•    “If you don’t succeed, you run the risk of failure”……. Aahh, I can talk like george Bush.. hope the intelligence doesn’t get famous 🙂

•    As long as there is a consumer for “religious shit”, it would remain profitable to dispense it….. Jai Baba C’nath ji ki….

•    Even persistence takes a lot of practice

•    Happiness is nothing but good health & bad memory

•    Aryabhata discovered Zero, but Sapil Kibal was the one who popularized it

•    Indian team’s performance deserves a Chulbul Pandey, not Poonam pandey

•    If tomorrow never comes, where does it go?

•    Indian Cricket got locked in a candy store & starved to death….Be-Sahara, on crutches…

•    “When the wine is in, the wit is out”. Which one would you rather keep inside?

•    Where there is a Will, there’s a dead man !!!!

•    Breaking news: School children enlist clerics’ help to ban Physics text books. Government cites law & order problem and bans kids

•    The future is no longer what it used to be. Sigh !!!!

•    How come the Chinese calendar lasted this long. Was in created in Japan?

•    “How can the SC comment right on the many wrongs. Time to ban them too” – Sapil Kibal

•    5 days without TV, Newspaper, FB, controversy, helped. The world didn’t change much in the interim

•    “The early bird only gets a worm, the late bats are served a drink”. Be the creature you want to be

•    Cant judge a book by it’s movie… (An ode to Jaipur lit fest)

•    Take the lead, go to other peoples’ funeral, lest they attend yours first

•    Vidi Vici Win-free…. Oprah just reminded us about India

•    Kolaveri Di & RushDi flavor of the season. No one understand, but sing along

•    Someone please ban my status updates. I too can get a bit famous.

•    So Nice of You . Thank you so much Ramesh for the wishes

•    I am popular, everyone constantly waves to me. Someday, I wish, they wave all 5 fingers..

•    He who sleeps on the floor, will not fall off the bed

•    Samsung’s success sparks BJP to rename itself JanSung, since the Koreans have achieved better penetration

•    This Republic day, bravery award winners would be paraded on an Elephant covered by the EC

•    Research has revealed that accidents are the chief cause of Statistics

•    Five out of Four people are clueless about Indian politics….

•    What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line? ” Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where “:-))

•    Early morning learning – “To appreciate an Omelette, you don’t have to learn to lay eggs”

•    “To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent” ~ Robert Copeland

•    You can comment on this status update, this is prosecution proof. Google ki kasam !!!

•    God wants us to have Spiritual fruits, not religious nuts

•    Reservation is a great leveler. “Don’t think of yourselves as anything more than a decimal”

•    Oh God, please save me from your followers !!!

•    sorry the post was meant for ramesh menon! sorry for the goof up!

•    hello Rajiv, can u please tell me year and subject you were at cvs?

•    Even draping a carved out Behanji is an elephantine task..

•    A collection of acquired prejudices is often known as “common sense”

•    Looking into it, would you blame the mirror, or what you see?

•    Barbecue & Beer… thats the best part about our working days…

•    Sweet Delhi winter smells take me back in time. I am already NOSEtalgic

•    Indian team akin to faithful husbands. They perform only at home

•    All this discussion about the Rupee being devalued is noncents…

•    If you believe everything you read, better not read.

•    Believing is seeing. Sometimes.

•    A seven year old girl was sacrificed on some religious pretext, yesterday. In a un related news, cow slaughter has been banned. Today Incredible India.!!

•    “A lot of times in politics you have people look you in the eye and tell you what’s not on their mind.” ~ George W. Bush

•    “What’s on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?” ~Fred Allen

•    Research has revealed that 51% want new leadership, 49% feel we are governed by jerks.

•    Who says she didn’t have anything on? The radio was on…

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