Quotes

•    TimesNow is the only channel which announced the winner of F1 three days before the race… your channel is always breaking news…

•    Jo jhootha, wahi sikander…

•    Farce India race today !!!! Rs.32 Vs Rs.35000 per day. Both seek subsidy

•    The infamous Bengaluru traffic seems conspicuous by its absence….. Cab driver assures “return of frustration” tomorrow

•    ‘Impossible is nothing’ when the man tries, Or, the woman cries !!!

•    I wish I can place this ‘learned man’ under the Pedestal…..

•    if you want to measure yourself, place the tape around the heart, not the waist !!!

•    Even the Atheists were created by God

•    Credit card standards are falling rapidly in India. Almost everyone wants to give me one..

•    Yeddyurappa’s favourite love ballad – “You are MINE”

•    SHOEcalypse …… “Hush puppies are the new WMD missiles” !

•    LOoK Pal, Too many wRath yatras & Fast ones in Indian politics now. Need some
•    inSANITYat so that the AAm ADMi isnt left clutching to the kURNnel and a gRANT of Rs.32

•    A man pays Rs. 200 for a 100 rupee item he wants, BAD !! A woman can bargain & pay 100 for a 200 rupee item she doesn’t want.

•    stock tip for tomorrow – ” You don’t have to short sell liquor stocks, I had a few drinks after a spell of teetotalism. The future isn’t gloomy”.

•    Gandhiji’s portrait on all government departments is a stark reminder of -“what works here”.

•    An honest politician is one who stays bought, when bought !!!

•    Arnab Goswami of Times News has the honor of “Breaking Moon” on KarvaChauth. He also reported that some statues in NOIDA joined Digvijay SIngh observe a Maun Vrat

•    Today is ‘express sympathies with Draupadi’ day….

•    Some people in governance should distinguish between ‘transparency’ and ‘secrecy’.. smell the coffee dear Pretenders………

•    Dear Anna, you dont get things clean without getting something else dirty

•    Even the ‘best’ squash players, cant play as good as the wall

•    if the European debt is ‘Astronomical’, then the number of stars in the sky are ‘Economical’

•    for old times sake, how about a Mehfil dedicated to Jagjit Singh the coming Friday evening @ Delhi / Gurgaon ? Suggest a nice place where Jagjit lovers can get together to sing for him… suggestions? A sombre dutch party for the ghazal lovers. Takers?

•    “Mujhse bichhad ke khush rehte ho, meri tarah tum bhi jhoothe ho”…. RIP Jagjit Singh… we grew up on his mellifluous expressions….

•    Warning : Dont store your data on ‘cloud’ today. The met department forecasts rain!!!

•    Warning : Dont store your data on cloud today. The met department forecasts rain!!!

•    Beware ! Posterity wont do anything for you !!!

•    Though gold dust is precious, if it gets in your eyes, it obstructs your vision

•    If you havent experienced a DRY bad day, try spending Gandhi Jayanti in Goa.

•    Anyone who claims to see through women, is missing a lot !!!

•    Always remember you’re Unique. Just like everyone else.

•    “I never knew I was so popular”. A 100 tele-callers reach out to me everyday

•    I learn from other people’s mistakes since cant afford to make all of them myself…

•    An early morning ‘Chintan’ session in rural settings is indeed invigorating….

•    You can’t shake hands with your clenched fist !!!

•    for those who are torn between Improving the world, and enjoying the world, it must be pretty frustrating to plan their day….

•    When people have the freedom to do as they please, they end up imitating the other….

•    those who could not make paper kite, ended up making gods by the dozens… secular !!!!!!!!!

•    the necklace on her neck, is much more worth than what she carries in her head…

•    Medicine news: Pfizer is rebranding their blue pill as “Berlusconi”

•    If “Diesel” is a premium brand, what is Petrol now?

•    Very flattering comment – “Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with”.

•    “You are ‘old & out’ when regret replaces the dreams”…. Let me also maaro gyaan on FB…

•    many years back, only fools used to read my status updates. And now, history repeats itself…

•    You need a JOBS to have an APPLE everyday to keep the doctor away

•    “a lot of flaws, stitched together with good intentions, that’s how I want to remain”

•    Any Idiot can face a crisis; it is the day to day existence which wears you out !!!!!

•    Politicians create problems, and the government magnifies them !!!

•    “Tihar Jail Amar Rahe”….. literally…

•    It’s easier to market ‘self belief’ than to live up to them !!!

•    Life is a perpetual compromise between the ideal and the possible…..

•    Teachers’ day… Prequel to ‘hangover’

•    If I am here to do good to others, what are others here for?

•    Of course, there is space for everyone, but, don’t go about digging yours…..

•    How dare Om Puri insult the MPs who make a living by insulting everyone from the PM to the president???

•    God created mankind to make himself relevant. Man created religion to make god irrelevant…. Mutual irreverence !!!!!

•    You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough…

•    Thanks to intelligent people suffering fools, I have completed 2 year of
•    Facebooking…

•    A jobless JOB?

•    Necessity is the mother of ‘Intervention’ .. Govt. Slogan on Anna saga

•    dessert of the day at Congress canteen – “Humble Pie”

•    Dear Anna, please propose to the govt. that you agree that the bill would be known as “Rajeev gandhi Jan Lok Pal bill”, and it would be passed !!!!!!

•    Times don’t change, We do!!!!!

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