Quotes

•    Rahul Gandhi flagged off the half marathon yesterday. It was won by the candidate running away from him…

•    Management Gyan ~ “At first, if you dont succeed, your successor will.”

•    Act my age? I have never been this old earlier…

•    Listening & Hearing are two different senses…

•    Practice safe eating. Use condiments…

•    Dear Derek O’Brien, if both your feet are in your mouth, your arguments would not have any feet to stand on !!!!

•    Managment Gyan ~ “It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail in the process.”

•    Arun Jaitley wanted to bring down his Cholestrol. The Rajya Sabha blocked him !!!

•    अब तो खुदा खुद भी डरता है, के जाने कौन उसे बचाने की ज़िम्मेदारी उठा ले !!!

•    God gave pencils to Kids, to draw their future. Godmen considered it a threat !!!!

•    Are U serious? Are U serious? Are U serious? “A True Hindu should’ve said this 4 times” ~ Sakshi Maharaj

•    Article 19 of the constitution gives Owaisi the right to make a fool of himself …

•    Smriti Irani at school PTM ~ “How much did my kid score in English?” School

•    Principal ~ त्वम टेनशन एवं चिन्ताजडं स्वाध्यायान्मत् ! त्वम नन्दना अष्टि प्रतिशतम् प्राप्यते Aur le panga !!!!

•    In parts of the world, people who pray on the streets are called “Believers’. In Delhi, they’re called ‘Pedestrians’

•    “Information is giving out, communication is getting through.” #CertesGyan

•    Modi thinks 5 times before he says nothing !!!!

•    A recent study found out that only 35% of the educated would vote in Delhi. The good news is, almost 100% would crib & complain.

•    Half the people surveyed termed Rahul Gandhi’s time in office, a failure. The other half said ~ “You actually saw him in office?”

•    The FM proposes budget cuts. The light at the end of the tunnel would be switched off.

•    Necessity is the mother of invention ~ Plato Getting caught is the mother of invention ~ Palto Who is right?

•    Treat each day as your last; One day you would be right !!!!

•    If God is inside me, he sure loves scotch !!!

•    She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.

•    “I dedicate 2015 to SelfieLess service to the nation” – Marendra Nodi

•    Everyone was feeling Happy. Happy felt bad, and left the party.

•    It’s so simple to be wise. Think of a stupid update, and don’t post it.

•    History is a set of lies agreed upon by the victors.

•    MS Dhoni retires. MS Word & MS Excel still going strong. (on twitter)

•    Coalition Dharma to Ordinance Karma. Courtesy ‘Poriborton’.

•    Dear YoYo, here’s suggested lyrics for your next forlorn romantic number… “I’ve got the F, C & K. All I need is U”

•    Management Gyan ~ “Get rid of your if’s & and’s ; get off your Butts” !!!!

•    Tomorrow is “International Kal se Daru bandh” day !!!

•    If talking about god is the criterion to reach heaven, the TimesNow panelists would be there first.

•    Management Gyan ~ “Those who take pride in not making mistakes, usually end up reporting to those who make.”

•    Don’t get old. Become a classic !!!!

•    Don’t get afflicted with ‘Spiritual snobbery’. Symptom includes illusions that life can be enjoyed without having money

•    Fog disturbs ‘Ghar Wapsi’…

•    If you can’t read this, you could be CM someday !!

•    In 2015, I plan to pray regularly. It’s easier to have a conversation with God, than most people…

•    Management Gyan : “A Peacock sitting on it’s tail is just another Turkey”.

•    It’s been a great year. Thank you for being there, NOT HERE…

•    Management Gyan ~ “The squeaky wheels gets the grease”

•    I am increasingly getting worried that there isn’t enough anxiety in my life…

•    “Happy good governess day” – Kids

•    Gifts distributed, Santa is back home. Ghar Wapsi !!!!

•    Is there a difference between ‘Fat chance’ & ‘Slim chance’?

•    Your secrets are safe with me. Can’t say the same about people whom I share it with…

•    Never suffer in silence. You could whimper, moan & crib too..

•    After Chetan Bhagat’s ‘Half girlfriend’ comes ‘Half victory’ by Omar Abdullah

•    Gyan ~ “Under an able General, there are no weak troops.”

•    Aiyyo, aeiou… Even the vowel movement is restricted in this cold…

•    Our politicians have a poor sense of direction. Most forget which way is ‘Forward’.

•    Many people do things without any reason. Some may ‘Like’ this update…

•    With high speed trains, one could travel Delhi-Agra in an hour. Only if you can reach the station in 2 hours…

•    Rumi – “A novelist everyone quotes, not read by many.”

•    If you know everything, and still wondering where you are headed, you probably are ready to join Kejriwal..

•    “Even when I am not asleep, don’t think that I am awake.” ~ Deve Gowda

•    The parliament wanted to do something different in this session. So they passed a bill..

•    In a country run by a committee, be on the committee !!!!

•    “72 frustrated virgin men greet the LeT terrorists” – Hell Times report

•    Errors have been made. Others would be blamed !!!!

•    TODAY : India launched a Rocket into space. Pakistan launched a Rocket launcher to blow people into space. …

•    Arun Jaitley has announced that selfies would be taxed @ Rs.40/- per post. To be announced on 30th Feb’ 2015. Please don’t tag me too.

•    Recep Tayyip Erdoğan Şükrü Saraçoğlu These are the names of the Turkish PMs. Now you know why Modi isn’t planning a visit to Turkey.

•    “I now pronounce you wife n wife. The bride may kiss the bride” – overheard at Martina Navratilova wedding…

•    “Work is the curse of the drinking class” ~ Sri Sri Sri Mallya

Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57