Quotes

•    I need to Annalyze the Annatomy of the many Hazaar(e) comments from HeadDicks like Bukhari…..

•    Unlike Berlusconi, Mamtadi prefers Bonga-Bonga…

•    You either need ability OR a cute ass to have people follow you…..

•    As a “mark of respect” towards the argumentative skills of some people, I avoid inviting them to the meetings.

•    An amazing meeting with Kamal Nath, minister of Urban development. Glad that he
•    is attending the GIREM leadership summit @ Goa on 29th. Sept’ 2011. CERTES is proud to partner the summit…

•    God made man in the first place. That was for fun. Then he made the CONGRESS. that was the cruel joke…..

•    Arundhati royee !!!!!

•    “Demo-of-crazy” in full display… Jai Hind…..

•    It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong ~ Voltaire

•    Politics is too serious an issue to be left to the Politicians….

•    “Motogoo” androids now to invade our lives….

•    We continue to pay the price for independence, Literally….

•    Some people are too keen to prove their ‘descent from the apes’….

•    The pseudo experts on TV need their lipsticks replaced with Fevistik… “No chip chip, no jhik jhik” …No sen, sense, sensex or sex in these baseless expert speak….

•    Heard this – ” since my father’s money is being used, might as well pronounce it right as the ‘Folkswagen'”…..

•    Corporate world is the perfect example of “Ignorance & Confidence together being the perfect recipe for success”

•    Got lost in thought. I always get lost in unfamiliar territory…..

•    Golf is yet another four letter word….

•    If Ignorance is bliss, why do we have so many unhappy around?

•    Those who desire revenge should dig two graves….

•    Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same ~ Oscar Wilde

•    He who is rich & content is a ‘nobody’

•    Healthy eating tips : Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it.

•    How many people make a minority?

•    Computers are ‘masculine’ OR ‘feminine’ ?

•    Dictionary meaning : “Slutwalk is about a ‘needless morcha by & for the Besharams’

•    Yeddy, Steady, GO !!!!!!

•    Driving in the rain in the Pune-Mumbai expressway is indeed a drenching experience…

•    Whoever said Pune is a city of retirees? Everyone seems to be running all over the place….

•    Pune……

•    The drink tastes the same everywhere, it’s the company which makes the difference……

•    When you’re arguing with a fool, make sure he isn’t doing the same thing…

•    A Raja to the court – “Why is the media putting words in my mouth when I have both my feet already in them?”

•    A Raja to the court – “Why is the media putting words in mouth when I have both my feet already in them?”

•    Everyone cribs about “Miscarriage of justice”… Was the impregnation consensual?

•    Atheism is a god given right !!!!!

•    Three things have happened to Kalmadi. One, he remembers he has Dementia…. the other two he doesn’t remember…

•    “Monsoon deficit in Gurgaon. Let’s blame the RSS conspiracy” – Diggy Raja

•    Lord Shiva disapproves of the surging Bhakti swelling on the highway….

•    Open books are the hardest to read…

•    Don’t gloat much. Every weekend is followed by yet another week

•    Certes satya vachan

•    Dear PM, shuffling the same pack of cards dont turn jokers into Bishops, while the King, Queen & Jack are busy playing the same games..

•    rain rain come again, go away another day….

•    It’s raining ‘Bisons & Bulls’ in Mumbai….

•    thoda Capital Capital khelte hai Corporate Mumbai mein…

•    The author of the bestseller “The perfect marriage” has got divorced for the third time….

•    Navjot Singh Sidhu to enter BigBoss season 5. It would be known as the “BigPause” since no one else would speak anyways…

•    Oh Lord Padmanabhaswamy Temple, Kerala, please pardon my insolence and take me in your wings. I blame these worldly mortals for corrupting my beliefs & never realized that Godliness can be worth $22 billion.. give me some corner of the vault to park myself…

•    Believers only have Mangalvar, Thursday, Friday prayers, Sunday mass etc. Atheists have no holidays ever…

•    “Simi Garewal interviews Ash in Madame Tussaud” …. environmentalists protest on glorification of Plastic wax…

•    “Just a piddle can create a puddle” – monsoon muddle @ Gurgaon…

•    I need to find a job, apply for casual leave, and take rest. I am tired of sitting around, doing nothing….

•    Dear Slut-walkers, what’s in a name? Call yourself the Ethnic Vedic walkers and get supported by everyone… Much ado about nothing, to achieve nothing….

•    Never seen a tombstone that reads – “Died for not forwarding the chain mail to 25 people within 24 hours”

•    ki haal ji 🙂

•    TGIS….

•    why do people point at their wrist while asking for the time. Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

•    Mumbhai….

•    everyone, this pic is for U…

•    A personal picture message to all you here…

•    Any idiot can father a child, it takes a man to be a “Dad”

•    Look pal, corruption is here to stay. Let’s draft something & get done with..

•    Some roads are mirages which have a dead end at the start……..

•    After the Blue & White collared comes the Saffron collared worker !!!!!

•    38 degrees welcome in Delhi…

•    Bengaluru gyan – “All that tastes like tap water isn’t Kingfisher”

•    Bangalore has the highest number of IT companies, the most number of breweries & pubs and also leads in auto theft, in India. COINCIDENCE?

•    MacBull vida Hussein……

•    Bangalore beware!!!! On my way….

•    My internet is not behaving. Must be the RSS…. I have checked with reliable sources…..

•    lord oh lord the next ram-(dev)-esh?

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