Quotes

•    “Armpits to Arms”. RamDev to RamboDev….

•    Closets are for Skeletons, not for life…

•    The congrace core committee’s fav. TV debate today – “So you think U can dance”!!!!

•    Congress party adopts new Logo, in line with their thinking & actions…

•    Inspired living…

•    Dear Sir, “Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole”….

•    India has the world’s largest Muddle class…

•    How about some ‘cheer leaders’ sponsored by Kingfisher at Dharnas? Jab tamasha karna hi hai, poora karo..

•    All ‘sickular’ forces are joining hands to weed out corruption…

•    Nobody has died while “fasting unto Death”. People die when “starving to live” !!!!

•    Proven research findings – 1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. 2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now, which of above is being enacted for social change through Dharnas & fasting?)

•    Contort the body, distort the facts & Extort the moolah…. Version 2.0 of Jantar Mantar uprising…

•    Attitude – “everyone is entitled to my opinion. I don’t practice hypocrisy”

•    Obama after Abbottabad – “Excuse me, did you happen to find my Nobel peace prize.

•    I seem to have dropped it?”

•    Lahore Vilakuvvat!!!!

•    Whoever said “Kids play is easy” hasn’t seen Stanley ka Dabba.

•    “My father always used to say; don’t raise your voice, improve your argument” ~ Desmond Tutu

•    Baba Ramdev responds to critics of hunger fast – “Hum kare tho saala, character dheela hain”….

•    Nita aunty applied for a Box in the stadium. Seeing her boys, they amended ‘Box’ to ‘Container’.. Reliable over Reliance!!!!!!

•    Men have become the tools of their ‘tools’

•    oye kozikanjukochi!

•    I said ‘No’ to tobacco, but, it just wouldn’t listen…..

•    Save Jairam Ramesh. Only 1411 left…

•    Ramesh….Did u see the pics…..?

•    knowledge can be shared, but wisdom need to be acquired….

•    Writing about music is like dancing about architecture….. (anonymous)

•    Sir, regards how r u I have been trying 2 get in touch with u since long, can i have your cell no.

•    Sir, regards how r u I have been trying 2 get in touch with u since long, can i have your cell no.

•    NSG commandos to guard Tihar jail now. Almost 3% of the Indian GDP is locked up there…

•    It takes TWO to LIE. One to lie, and the other to listen….

•    Amul Baby grows into Kingfisher boy !!! As Arindam would say – “Think beyond Amul”

•    A movie on Karnataka politics titled “Khujli ka THE happy ending”

•    wish you a “warm welcome” is such an irritating greeting in this 44 degrees heat…

•    TV news debates are the best place to “Sell morals with a spice of entertainment”

•    Atheism is a GOD given right…

•    Hi sir good Morning nice to get a chance to communicate with you

•    WTF. I would burn Rs.1000 worth fuel to light a candle at Jantar Mantar to protest against the fuel hike…

•    Osama was watching Al-Porn to humiliate the maa-behen of Al-Amreeka.. Al-FBI reports.. no wonder, the cavewoman is spilling the beans…

•    The mixer grinder won against the color TV. Ceiling fan unsure about himself, while the laptop is happy to still be around…#TNelections

•    Never thought that Amma, Didi, Behanji would ever be political designations…

•    The average person laughs 13 times a day. Are you above average?

•    A movie on Sourav Ganguly’s life is titled “JUST DID IT” (sponsored by Nike)

•    “If you are one in a million, there are 6500 people exactly like you”. Talk about being different !!!!

•    raat ke saath gayee baat, mujhe hosh nahin…

•    Osama stole the thunder from DHL. Paki couriers “deliver anything, anywhere”. ABBOTT time to term mnc couriers BAD

•    A management consultant is a man who knows 101 ways to make love but doesn’t know any women

•    To commemorate ‘Akshaya tritiya’, Ram jethmalani defends Kanimozhi. No one is guilty till a scapegoat is punished

•    Fact: 80% of house dust is your own dead skin… “tinka-tinka marr rahe hain sab……”

•    Overheard – “Pakistan would have caught Osama long back, had kamran Akmal not been heading the operation”

•    Is there a Viagra like solution for the textually challenged?

•    Al-Fayda president got the Al-Qaida president killed (Arfa Khanum)

•    How come Rajnikant had no role to play?

•    Osama’s Fb status now reads – “I am not afraid of death, but I wish I weren’t there, when it happened”

•    The camels broke the straws’ back. Osama!!!

•    Best advice that the Royal groom got – “By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, still have a stable full of horses”

•    Twitter post by Rameshsrivats – Documentary on Air India -” Saare Zameen par”

•    Can we now organize the marriage of our very own “Desi prince”, and repeat visuals of the crown mother during ladies Sangeet?

•    kochi calling !!!!

•    Diggy Raja is the acronym for someone “perenially digging dirt”

•    Women dentists are preferred by men since they always ask men to “open you mouth”, rather than shut up

•    I need to have a better command on the language to say ‘nothing’

•    Twitter is the only place where nerds, jerks & quacks can have 500 followers….

•    I wish both DMK & AIADMK win in TN election. That way, every household would have 4 goats, one Mixer, TV & Laptop. Next elections, someone can promise electricity too, to run these…

•    Amar Chitra katha is not about the press conference of Amar Singh, it is a much mellower way of story telling…

•    Peacefully, Shanti se, I want to create a lot of nuisance today. I too might be allotted a few plots..

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