Quotes

•    CIVIL SOCIETY in Anti corruption battle….

•    Armenia makes the game of Chess a mandatory subject in school. Ab India kya khelega?

•    Shining India needs to answer – “Is it progress if a cannibal uses knife and fork?”

•    Sharad Pawar moved to ICC-Dubai to allow increased sugar production in Baramati…

•    The Indian muddle class is being shown the middle finger for believing corruption would end with fasting… the reality show begins now!!!

•    Had Brrrrr Ambedkar sipped Pepsi instead of Coke, there would have been ‘nothing official’ about the constitution

•    Some TV channel is soon gonna air a programme called – “CD baat”

•    All this heat generated by the Anti corruption protestors is leading to global warming. In public interest, these guys must be defeated!!!

•    Ramesh Guess what? You know who just got a new Apple iPad2 to test out and keep without paying a cent. I don’t think this will last long, they are only sending out a limited supply of promo ipad2’s in each area so you should hurry. It did not come with any leather case or fancy accessories but who cares, it was free! This is where I got it from..

•    Today is the last day of some of your life.

•    “Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.” — Bill Gates

•    Ramesh Guess what? You know who just got a new Apple iPad2 to test out and keep without paying a cent. I don’t think this will last long, they are only sending out a limited supply of promo ipad2’s in each area so you should hurry. It did not come with any leather case or fancy accessories but who cares, it was free! This is where I got it from..

•    chennai were val thaty runs short… (well thirty)

•    Do you get a second chance to make a first impression?

•    Kerala CM signs up Prince Gandhi to endorse AMUL baby powder. Juvenile justice?

•    Where are those who crowned themselves “Youth Icons”? watching the IPL from the Aam Janta stands???

•    The Italian lady & the middle aged prince rushed to Mumbai & ITO to celebrate world cup win, threw lunch & dinner for neighbors, but, feel shy of approaching a fast unto death septuagenarian. Signing notifications to allot plots & petrol pumps easier than anti corruption measures, isnt it?

•    Politicians reciting Ghalib @ Jantar Mantar – “HAZARE khwaishen aisi, ke har khaarish pe dum nikle, bahut nichoda kambakhton ko, lekin phir bhi kum nikle”

•    The group of ministers entrusted with drafting the Lok Pal Anti corruption Bill is headed by Sharad Pawar. (the pun is on us)

•    PM to Dhoni – “I am proud of your Leadership”. Alas, Dhoni could not tell him “same to you”

•    Inside news: Sri Lanka has decided to throw the cup away tonite. Dolly Bindra has vowed to strip if Lanka win . Poonam Pandey challenged

•    Sreesanth chosen brand Ambassador for Incredible India…. “You dont find these anywhere else”

•    Aukat kya hai Sri Lanka ki… Saala India ka map lene jao toh uske saath free milta hai… (overheard on twitter)

•    Facebook has been instructed to ban any status message mentioning “Mohan or Gandhi”….. Ignorant morons, not Mohandas Gandhi, but Man-mohan & Prince
•    Gandhi…

•    I am spiritual……. I am a firm believer in spirits…. Especially the bottled kind.. Hic !

•    This Indo pak match is like the conversation between two ladies. One asked-“who is the best lover husband you’ve experienced”. The other could not say “Yours” ….. Too much needless jingoism…

•    This Zardari:Geelani visit to Mohali would be unique. They would neither discuss cricket, nor diplomacy. Kashmir problem would be decided on Net Run rate

•    Dear Election Commission, Is ‘Kind for votes’ acceptable in lieu of ‘Cash for votes’? Every party in Tamilnadu is promising free AC, Fridge, Laptop, Grinder..

•    kyon Shugnloo Shungloo karte ho, jab kuch karne se tum darte ho….

•    Dear Manmoron Singh.. Why dont you also invite some kashmiris, Maoist, communists, Tamilians, ULFA etc. to cricket matches? Shayad self created problems bhi solve ho jaaye..

•    Success breeds success. With whom though? Amoebic??

•    Very few things upset my wife. Happy to top that list

•    I pity the ‘Dahi Dimag’ of Julian Assange who reads through the Diplomatic shit from half the globe

•    Prince william’s bachelor party will be weird. Imagine stuffing money with pictures of your grandmother into a dancer’s G-string! – Suhel Seth on Twitter

•    Whatever happened to the ‘secular Ostriches” as soon as the Wiki leaked on Narendra Modi? double standards???

•    useless Pj : Karan Johar has bought the rights to Dum Maro Dum and is renaming “Dostana III” as Bum maro Bum

•    If only India had trusted the talent of Sreesanth, we wouldn’t have been meeting Australia in the Qtr. Finals

•    Gandhigiri version 2.0.11 – He features on all currency notes being exchanged in scamland…

•    Take fat from me and bank bal from god

•    i am working as a senior counsellor here.

•    Hic hic Holi!!!

•    Dear PM, you always remind us that “Caesars wife should be above suspicion”. Thank you !!! As the head of the Brutus clan, helpless words dont buy any sympathy, anymore…

•    “All roads lead to scams” – so simble….

•    Reality serial “Amma exchange” soon on news channels. Jayamma, Behanji, Maomata didi, Jayaunty Nutrajan, sundry to go to polls soon…

•    “Unhorny ko horny kar de, horny ko unhorny” ….. Amar Akbar Anthony sing for Wikileaks…

•    These RJs are so radio-active….

•    Hilarious Breaking Zehreela news – Downturn in SIlicon valley

•    India has a well defined Noclear programme (pun intended)

•    When life gives me vodka, am I supposed to still ask for lemons for balance?

•    Aren’t there enough fake pilots steering the nation? Why single out the aviation ones….

•    DGCA motto : The ideal pilot is the perfect blend of fictitious degrees & right connections..

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