Quotes

•    I was born with a silver spoon, but life is bringing me up wid a fork up my a**

•    We had a good guy called Manmohan Singh as Finance minister some years back.

•    I hope the news channels would express their solidarity with the Japanese people by not inviting Suheil Seth with his expert comments about mother nature….

•    Arnab unravelling the mystery tonite on TimesNow – “what came first, the chicken or the egg” …. pity the scientists & philosophers who didn’t realize the power of a TV
•    panel debate..

•    I am neither responsible for what I say, nor what you understand. Ok, now that we both are on the same level, let’s have a conversation

•    Behanji ki Kasam, happy women’s day… aur agar aap ne wish nahi kiya, statue !!!!!

•    I laugh at adversities since there are more than enough to laugh at me

•    Aam aadmi requirement now – Roti, kapda aur Kapadia

•    Irish coffee contains 5 vital ingredients – Caffeine, sugar, fat, alcohol & a NICE KICK. Ask the English cricket team, they know best.

•    Is it a coincidence that most companies embroiled in the 2G scam are also into real estate?

•    Gaddafi’s days are numbered now. Barkha Dutt has reached Libyan borders

•    “Aastha” channel wins best business channel award…. Jo dikhta nahin, woh sabse zyada bikta hai !!!!!

•    The best part about budgetary debates is that ‘everyone’ makes sense without meaning much to ‘anyone’

•    Two bongs for my Buck!! Didi done, Dada’s budget underway…

•    Oscars, Budget & J&K assembly today.. quite a dramatic day with 1/2 and 1/4 experts ruling the roost on live TV…

•    Problem may come for Haywards 2000 & 5000, but you must take it as a Royal Challenge, otherwise people will call you an Old Monk And stick a Black Label on you but you must Fight like a Napoleon and live like a Bag Piper, Walk like a Johny walker, work till 8 pm, think Like a Director Special, then your life will be like Imperial Blue. If you will do all the above thing You will be the U B Export and then there will Be a very good value for your Signature.

•    If everything that you seek is already within you, “how about a last drink”?

•    Fact : JayAunty NutRajan is the cheap ConGrace PokePerson. Fiction: Jayanti Natarajan is the chief congress spokesperson…

•    If Holland wins the world cup match against England, Digvijay Singh is bound to see a Hindu Terror hand in that… Orange is not just a color..

•    A mathematical question: Why is Pizza made round, packet in a square box, to be eaten in triangles? Squaring off in circles?????

•    Gadhafi, true to his name, is obstinate. Gadha !!!!!

•    Who dare question the contribution of the Gandhis to the Indian Aviation sector? Havent the two best airports been named after Indira & Rajiv?

•    The propensity to dance on traffic laden Delhi roads is directly proportional to the affluence of the DIlliwala…

•    Revolutions tend to throw up new leaders & solutions…how about a JPC instead?

•    Only lemmings dont remain on the ledge long.. people like us thrive there…

•    MPD 2021 – A confused approach? My article for a leading daily..

•    “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery”. Poor tax evaders are led by example, while the leaders are aping their mentors…

•    Fact: The ant always falls on its right side, when intoxicated….. Thank god, I am more flexible..

•    Ramesh Menon recommends DDA to stop acquiring land for development projects – Indian Express.

•    In my next performance appraisal, I am going to cite “Coalition Dharma”.

•    Relationship is everything in life. Go ahead & test it with Delhi Police.

•    Looking to recruit someone really bad. Are U really that bad?

•    A closed mouth gathers no foot

•    Numerologists advice to married men this valentine day, “It is better to fall into a barrel of beer, than love”

•    Everyone is talking about Human Rights. I actually have no problems with their left

•    If there was no light, shadows wouldnt have been. If there were no god, there wouldnt have been atheists.

•    Attitudes are contagious. How about yours’?

•    God looked for me on Google, and fired his salvo !!!!!!!!

•    Arindam Choudhry’s advice to Egypt – “Think beyond the pyramids”

•    Aishwarya Rai’s wax expression in Madame Tussauds has been voted the most original & natural so far from her.

•    One Ass on the Horse, a few turbaned drunk apes dancing on the road, chamcham aunties dripping of paint, and a million stuck in traffic cursing the Bas&*^% for creating traffic snarls….. Welcome to the “Great Dilli wedding season”

•    “My Idol is BS Yediyurappa. Like him, I too am the victim of Black magic” – Hosni Mubarak to Al-Jaljeera TV

•    Barkha Dutt, Radia & Vir sanghvi invited to Egypt for expert assistance in government formation….

•    India also needs a “square” to start a revolution. Our protests start at the jantar mantar & end like it, all confused….

•    Be like a duck… Above the surface, look composed and unruffled. But below the surface, paddle like crazy. (success tip)

•    I will decide about procrastination later…

•    An alcoholic is a drunk who is scared of a hangover

•    Dear God, either give me less corruption, or a larger role to participate in it.

•    Air India just landed a full load of passengers from Cairo… 5 more Aircrafts booked in advance.. “Every revolution has a purpose”

•    Need to hold back this brat..

•    Leap of Faith..

•    Coaching by the Big Boy !!!

•    The lil one eggs me on to accelerate & jump over the obstacles..

•    The Egyptian Mummies live longer after Death. Life seems to be a passing phase. Mubarak ho!!!!

•    How many Onions would Diggy Raja take to “Just shut Up”…

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