Quotes

•    Marriage is a wonderful institution, but how many would prefer to live in an institution?

•    Some people are free from prejudices. They hate everyone equally

•    Saas Bahu serials on TV are very educative. Every time the TV switches on, I go to the next room to read a book

•    nationalistic pride is when U see BMWs ferrying our leaders, swedish guns & Russian tanks trawling with Reid & Taylor suits saluting the cotton flag, and noises on swiss accounts banking our money, with a Billion helpless morons chatting onions in India. 62 years of Republic Zindabad

•    Whom would you believe more, Me or your own eyes?

•    What sane person can live this life & not become crazy??

•    A multi million dollar research has revealed that ‘marriage is the primary cause of divorce’.

•    Use Contraceptives on every conceivable occasion and avoid miscarriages caused by the stupid tongue

•    More Emoticons on display, than emotions

•    Thank God, I am almost an Atheist

•    IPL edition VIII – “and the reserve price for Ganguly is 15 kg Onions & 6 months supply of Petrol”

•    I feel like a reborn Dinosaur ever since I learnt that Ophiuchus is my new sunsign…

•    To live or to let Dye, is the hairy question….

•    Cabinet reshuffle is also known as ‘musical chair’

•    Heard a celebrated speaker at an economic presentation today – “a lot of people got
•    Laid during downturn”

•    Temptation is the only thing I cant resist

•    It is the cigarette which smokes, I am just a sucker !!!

•    Something sinister about this mirror on the wall. A funny looking guy, who calls himself Tom Cruise is staring at me !!!!

•    We have a very ‘Committeed’ government. For every problem, two committees are set up. Now, thats what you call Committee-ment!!!!

•    “It is necessary to build a bridge before naming it on deceased family members”… Hope this fact dawns on Indian politicians

•    We desperately need a Religion with some sense of humour. All existing religions have an excess of what we want the least..

•    Mandir-Masjid are the most easily available tools for land grabbing. How come same devouts arent outraged by rape & murder, but resort to arson on masjid demolition?

•    The secret of our being is the constancy to Purpose

•    Dear Mr. Nilekani, after I am tagged, serialled & identified as FO365890321XU, would I cease to be ‘Aam Aadmi’?

•    Time for some Bengali Director to announce a movie called the “Second Last Lear” with Sourav in the lead

•    SRK, used by 10 Janpath against Mamata, who blames CPM, while Amar Singh blames Bollywood & Mulayam. Maybe Yindoo terror funded by RSS is behind this kolkatan tragedy…Anil Ambani wanted to discredit the game his bhabhi is part of… ISI, CIA & mossad also take credit, while the sheikh plans AL Ras-O-Gollah team led by Sourav. Confused? this is the plot of the next book by Ban Drown called “Eye-Pee-Yell”

•    Men who think that “a woman’s place is in the kitchen” should not forget that that is where the knives are !!!

•    Sourav tho Raja Bojh se Gangu(te)ly bann gaye is IPL mein…

•    Sir, your name should be Google. You can throw up a million options for stupidity without search… thank God, U don’t leak a la Wiki

•    Samajhdaar ko Indicator kaafi hain !!!!!

•    When you shout, I can hear, not listen.

•    Eat well, stay fit, die anyway

•    There were more slaves than free citizens in ancient Greece, and they were often bought & sold, while the cattle were worshipped. Slaves were mostly unsure on life ahead. IPL auctions are inspired by those times.

•    In the hi-tech world of Blackberries, Apples & Oranges, it is the humble Onion which has become a tear jerker…

•    Telangana = the solution seems more complicated than the problem.. is the intent “divide & rule” OR “rule to divide”?

•    Whoever thinks that warm thoughts are enough to keep the winter chill away, hasn’t experienced Delhi.

•    Inflation up by 18.3%, Food prices up by 58% , IPL profits up by 73%. Well done Mr. Pawar, we surely are on our way to become a global SuperPawar

•    Braking NewJ : Akshay Kumar approaches Muthoot Gold loan for Tees Maar Khan debacle…. “Jab ghar pe pada ho sona, tab kaahe ka rona……”

•    God made Adam & Eve, Man converted the previlege to Adam & Steve

•    Thank U jee to everyone to jee miss me jee. This colding weather hain na jee, were frozing the thoughts jee, hence, was away from jee facebook… hain na jee…. Now, I am back with the fresh thoughts hain na jee…. hai jee, theek hai na jee?

•    Dont gooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

•    Bhaiya aana hi pada…..You agree or not you are addicted to FB:-)

•    Even a JPC cant prove 2 things.. Arundhati’s motherly & ND Tiwary’s fatherly instinct..

•    Braking news: The Onions would debut in 2013 when the Wiki Leaks on Shared
•    Power, err.. Sharad Pawar..

•    India was always about Power. Power Politics, Power licenses, Pawar IPL, Pawar Land, Pawar Lavasa, Pawar Sugarcane, Pawar Banks, Pawar in Onions too.. Oops, some spelling mistakes I Pawaresume…

•    Wonder what this santa dude does during the rest of the year?? Living with reindeers isnt that nice a thought..

•    Life is a great leveler.. Minions & ONIONS both get their high..

•    Manmohan SIngh outsourced Onions to the ICC Chairman… Aam aadmi dished out lemons…

•    Of all the things you wear, or dont wear, the expression is the most important..

•    Mayawati is a true bird lover. She is installing statues

•    Bus conductor jaisi zindagi ho gayee hai.. safar bhi roz ka, aur jaana bhi kahin nahin.. (not mine, yet another Menon’s quote)

•    Everyone wants to save the Tiger now… Whatever happened to the corporate slogan “Save your Ass” first?

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