Quotes

•    BaBa spoke to Uncle sam’s man about Yindoo Terror, and the dog house came crumbling. This is what happens when mama bear’s fav. rabbit is designated as the next lion of the jungle

•    Is Assange the ‘God of Leaks’ now?

•    Larry King retires from CNN after 25 years. he is likely to move to IndiaTV and help the entertainment channel to pretend being a News Channel

•    Dearest God, please grant me the strength to overcome the urge to pray – (shashi Pazhoor menon)

•    Dear Sir, Teamwork means Bonding, not Bondage…

•    The early bird gets the worm, the late rising drunk orders Pizza..

•    In 1972, 800 unauthorized colonies were regularized in Delhi. 567 were in 1977, about 600 regularized between 1989-2002, & 1639 unauthorized colonies identified

•    for regularization in 2009. Is this the Culture of Urban development in Delhi?

•    It’s better to salute the setting sun, than the rising shadows

•    “Where there is a Tap, a Leak follows” – washroom Outlook in media

•    TOPline, BOTTOMline, MIDDLEmen .. Corporate India story unveiled.

•    Oba-mama to Mannu Bhai on outsourcing “Agar Rupa ki baniyan pehnoge tho Rupa kya Pehnegi”?. Mannu Bhai -“We are not in the business of snatching” (baniyans?
•    ugh..)

•    Overheard 2 Engleesh speaking page 9 personalities – ‘ “Is your daughter a boy or girl”

•    “Some politicians open their mouth to change the shoe” …..

•    Scientific research has been found to be a leading cause of cancer in rats!

•    Santa Claus Inc. outsources X’mas gifts to Chinese. No one can produce so many in 2 weeks time, but the Chinese.

•    One half of Delhi is dancing on the road, the other burning fuel & cursing the “ass on the Ghodi”. Happy Bedding season, err..umm, Wedding..

•    Chase you own dreams, than aspire to execute someone else’s.

•    Belated wishes for the 3rd of December. I notice many great people have either turned or are turning 47

•    You say TATA with an open Palm, not with one finger, Mr. Chandrashekhar!

•    Another first : Delhi police bribes Rajnikant not to jump traffic lights..

•    Science – Everything is Relative. Politics – Relative is everything.

•    Apni marzi se, kahan apne, SUFFER ke gham hain…

•    wudn’t have understood appay badday in malayalam even if u wud have written it ..but managed to get the idea with yr Ashamsagal!!

•    Work is the curse of the drinking classes – Oscar Wilde

•    Staying away from Facebook isn’t that difficult. Ek danda hona chahiye bas….

•    In three words, I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life…It goes on. – Robert Frost

•    3-4 days of induced absence from Facebook… achcha hai…

•    Holy cow!! Niira Radia got 60 crore as consultancy from 2 clients. What was the valuable advise on, “Big Bang Theory”?

•    There are more politicians in Cricket, than cricketers. Someone has even nominated the ICC president as our Agriculture minister

•    LIC scam – Zindagi ke saath bhi, ZIndagi ke baad bhi

•    Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs

•    A man’s sexuality goes through 3 stages- TRI-weekly, TRY-weekly, try-WEAKly – Sydnie Meltzer (read on twitter)

•    Pope says Condoms are acceptable. Was he under Durex? err, umm, I mean ‘Duress’

•    For a change, “corruption betters religion” in the media. The creators of the terminology of Hindu terror, Muslim terror, Christian missionary terror etc. are
•    finding it hard to coin a terminology for their own deeds. Suggestions?

•    Taaza khabar yeh hai ke Mr. Kalmadi is in Monaco. Isn’t that a tax haven?

•    “Think of the press as a great keyboard on which the government can play.” ~ Joseph Goebbels .. Impact revealed now in India..

•    All these scams remind me of a Voltaire quote – “It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong”… is that the direction?

•    Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. Why worry about tomorrow when it’s an inevitable today?

•    Ranbir Kapoor addressed the Hindustan Times Leadership summit today.. wow….. next year Tusshar kapoor, Uday Chopra & Ravindra Jadeja make keynote address.. Truly inspirational leaders…

•    Golmaal 5 featuring Burkha Dat – Now playing…

•    Lobbyists preaching morals is like “Pamela preaching Purdah”

•    Arent we tired of being smart… for a few days, let’s practice being a lemon, jumping in & out of Gin & tonic… takers?

•    Lesson # 01 on Asset management – Pamela Andersens silicon gets more media attention than Silicon valley..

•    Manish Tewary is the Rakhi Sawant (silicon propping up low substance) in Congress, while Suhel Seth being the English speaking version of Dolly Bindra, both let loose on primetime TV

•    Cannot figure out the Indian Media anymore! Headlines today claims they exposed Raja, Times Now claims the same, NDTVx24 claims they set the ball in motion, Jayalalithaa via Jaya TV claims she has brought closure… I am getting so sick and tired of the Indian Media turning yellower by the day.. the only wimp you do not hear from ever is Ambika Soni of MoI&B.. are there any guidelines?? Oh Mannu!!!!

•    Atheism : a non-prophet organization

•    Raja called the Telecom helpline. He was told that his cash card has been converted to post paid

•    Menon Sahib, i think jab se aapne yeh boat wali pic. lagai hai, Koi jabardast item nahi likhi hai tabse, I suggest U to change Ur profile pic., Aap ke bina Fb behaal hai

•    Is it a coincidence that a Man’s best friend barks to talk, while the one he lives with, talks in barks… god’s justice..

•    Kanimozhi’s meeting with Pranab Mukherjee was “all about loving your family”. Karan Johar saga

•    Sarojini Naidu said-“we spent a fortune keeping Gandhi in penury”…. We’ll have corruption galore to keep Manmohan honest.

•    All through the Anti India rants by separatists, congress keeps quiet. An Octogenarian talks about Sonia, and entire “All India Congress” jumps up in protest. Is that how priorities are stacked?

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