Quotes

•    haha…all urs bro…

•    Breaking news: A Raja chosen the new brand ambassador of Fevicol.

•    A nation with 60% population below 32 yrs of age still lends credence to the Octogenarians with verbal diarrhea. Why?

•    Steve jobs once disagreed with Rajni & lost a piece of the Apple.. (logo)

•    Ever since I’ve become an entrepreneur, I’ve got NO appointment letter

•    Now congress workers attack RSS offices. Wasn’t this the domain of Shiv Sena & MNS? None seems to have heard Napolean – “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”

•    dekh tere wajood ko hila ke rakh diya Ae Bhagwan, kab tak kahte rahoge ‘kitna badal gaya insaan’

•    How about locking up A Raja in a room with Manish Tiwary, Arnab Goswami & Arundharti Roy for a week? That should be punishment enough for his misdeeds

•    Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages

•    Maharashtra in serious trouble now. I am told that Prithviraj Chavan is educated, Engineering from BITS, management degree, Good administrator, worked on crucial issues under PMO, clean image, hardworking etc.etc. Holy cow, how can someone like that even be considered for CM?

•    Rahul says that the next CM of Maharashtra should be clean, honest, hard working & efficient. The congress has decided to Import from Norway now. (Italy didnt qualify)

•    Keh gaye sant Obama “yes we can!”. . . Chavan, Kalmadi Hit wicket. Sonia ‘man’ of the match.

•    Lions, Otters, FBI, Fast bowlers & Obamas always hunt in pairs

•    Ek pardesi aaya hamari gali, hamein gur ke laddoo diye, aur hamare padosi ko bura bhala kaha. Our leaders clapped like a bunch of gleeful urchins under the banyan tree. O’bomma banaya hamara (Bomma=doll)

•    See, even the most powerful man in the world has to continually thank his wife; why the hell am I cribbing

•    TGIM

•    O’bomma advised Mumbai to form an “Ideal society” instead of “Adarsh Society”

•    ND Tiwary’s trademark dialogue – “Saara shahar hamari LOINs ko jaanta hain”

•    Atheism is a religion with NO god.

•    O’Rama arrived yesterday, Obama today

•    21-10.. thats not Badminton. That is the Hyderabad cricket team… I tell you this girl Saina indeed has an effect on Hyderabad sports…

•    Every girl now wants an “Adarsh Pati”, living in the Adarsh society

•    Why doesn’t the word Abbreviation have any abbreviation?

•    Sonia ne Ashok Chavan se kaha “if your Mother in law is a distant relative, my son’s mom is a nobody?”

•    Leadership talk

•    Sometimes, it pays to talk sense

•    Sonia jee said in Mumbai-“Hum ko Adarsh society banana hai”. Hmm, now I understand…

•    Find enough clever things to say, U could be Rahul Gandhi. Write them down somewhere, whip up a controversy & U can be Arundhati

•    New Lieutenant to Commander – “If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?” Commander – “Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area.”

•    Best traffic advice – “Drive carefully. 90% of the people around are accidents anyways”

•    gud to see u all grown up once again

•    Tonite’s halloween party, I plan to go dressed as Arundhati Roy….

•    hey menon what has happened to you? inspired by Tom Hanks movie “BIG”. jokes apart your son has beautiful eyes. makes me wonder kis par gaya hai? must be manju.

•    There are people who like my advice so much that they frame it & hang it on the wall. Wish they also would use it.

•    Ms. Arundhati Roy wins the 1st Rakhi Sawant award in the “sensibility category”

•    Having a wife is living… Having a girlfriend along with wife is “Art of Living”… Getting caught is DHULAI Lama

•    Kanjhawala village in Delhi gets azaadi as a separate country. Arundhati Roy ki kasam !!!!! she herself sms’ed the approval..

•    Ram Jethmalani should become the brand ambassador for ‘Musli Power’

•    Draupadi fasted this day and got a bonus “KarvaPaanch’

•    Rape the word, none protests. Touch the sentiment behind the words, the world howls ‘Rape’. Ek lekhak ki Kahani

•    This day, 65 years ago, United nations was formed. Ever since, the world has been fragmented. “United” remains as a word ‘only’ now

•    Rajnikant chahte hai ke Big boss confession room mein aaye…

•    sochta hoon, time to take break from facebook… too many people reading the ‘book of my life’

•    India adopts the elephant as the national heritage animal, Aircel adopts the Tiger, many adopts the dying flora & fauna, someday soon, the human “capital” of India would be adopted too…

•    Ur this pic. is perfect, U r keeping eye on everyone this way

•    Dear Tiger woods, does ‘golf balls’ hurt as much as ‘Tennis elbow’?

•    2010: Both Shera & Tiger end up in deep Woods

•    Romanticism of penury sells. Draupadi was suffering ‘problems of plenty’ in everything yet, poverty marketed towards riches…

•    Mallika Sherawat was selected to enact Draupadi in a movie. They decided to drop the “cheer haran” from the script.

•    “What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary”…… (courtesy Richard Harkness, NYT)

•    Real estate is 98% hard work & 2% Jats….I am part of the 2%…

•    Intel’s now has “Rajni Inside”. Pum Pumpum pum pum

•    “7 inches are enough to satisfy the needy as well as connoisseurs”… dont imagine much. This is a discussion between Apple & Blackberry on the screen..

•    PM Manmohan Singh had to change his “SEAT” in CWG opening ceremony to accomodate Camila Parker “BOWELS”. Someone really got to the BOTTOM of the controversy…

•    My favourite two comedy shows on TV – Laughter challenge on Sony & News Hour with Arnab Goswami

•    The CWG OC & the condom vending machines at the games village has the same slogan. “Protect yourself & screw the rest”

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