Quotes

•    A scam a day keeps governance away !!!

•    CWG is no longer a can of worms, it’s already a Barrel full of Godzillas..

•    How dare U call me a dumb wit? I know the difference between the collapsed CWG Overbridge & ram Setu…

•    Corruption is truly secular. It cuts across caste, creed, sex & party lines. Vande Mataram

•    Kalmadi says Sheila should look within herself. She did, and found herself staring into a hollow barrel..

•    Mukesh Ambani named his new house “Antilia” since Neeta Aunty ne liya hai

•    Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and 2 diamonds. By the end you’ll wish you had a club and a spade! (courtesy RSK)

•    Heard a guy comment in the mall now-“Ladkiyan half baju T shirt pehne tho ‘Hep’, Ladke pehne tho ‘Phukre’. Kya zamaana aa gaya hai”

•    “Sri Sri Sri Facebook”. That is how some treat their Fb wall. Only Dogs take a liking to the sermons, and ‘water’ it down…One Leg up for the hollow..

•    God-sellers everywhere!!! Drunken freaks dance in front of the idols, middle of the road, while tax payers pray that the humans allow gods to pass by..

•    “Sri Sri Sri Facebook”. That is how some treat their wall. Dogs take a liking to the sermons, and ‘water’ it down…One Leg up for hollow sermons

•    Mika is singing today-“Raavan mein lag gayee aag, dil mera..” dhinchak, dhinchak…

•    Had JATland been a country, it would have been 5th on the CWG medal tally…

•    What a Monkey..

•    “The end justifies the means”. Kalmadi stays till the end, CWG was just the means

•    Ramesh Menon shared Mohammed Ashraf Ali -mlore’s video: making sarbath in srilanka.

•    Sri Lanka just beat Chennai..

•    Aman ki Asha would remain alive… Govt. appoints Interlock-tutors now. (interlocutors) Expect tuition & voluminous preachings from Academics, ex-editors .. solution doesnt seem to be the motive

•    All religious books & leaders drew up a big list of “Sins, do’s & dont’s etc”. Was homosexuality intentionally left out? Practice makes the preacher perfect???

•    Those who want to get “swept off their feet”, contact municipality. The Broom Obligeth, not the Groom

•    Gold medals are really not made of Gold. They’re made of sweat, determination & a hard-to-find alloy called Guts ~ Dan Gable

•    Fossils of the world’s earliest Gay Dinosaur Mega.sore.ass found.

•    Now that the Deobandi clerics endorse that Kashmir is part of India, we have One more player adding muck to the swamp…

•    Do U judge a person by his Facebook wall?

•    Credited to @anaggh on twitter : “Tomorrow 10th Oct has been declared as “World Porn Day!!!”As per Roman Calender Date it is: X X X”

•    Anil Kapoor plays Villain in Mission Impossible 4… His reply to Cruise missile in MI4 would be “Jhakkaaas”… Not Jack Ass U gora assH, this is “Indian Arab” speakeeng….

•    Poorva Preji-dent Musharraf sahab, If you burn your finger in a pot of boiling water, should you blame the water, the pot, the fire or yourself?

•    Musharraf & Zardari “U” turns in line with their Cricket team. Too frequent display of “No Balls”

•    Double standards suck. Most maintain upvaas, go off alcohol, become veg, pray to Durga, Kali, Write “Jai Mata di” on their wind shields, but forget to respect women in their daily life. As if the goddess is gender neutral!!!!

•    Bubble, bubble, Looming trouble. Jai Mata di today, “help Pranab da” tomorrow. Story of the Gurgaon Real estate players..

•    “CONFESSIONS are good for the soul, but hurt the Career”.. think twice before admittance this Navaratri

•    Yes, we have a Sheila Dixit in Delhi. These Goras forgot that they have Hornytown, hookertown, Dildo, Slutcreek, Fuck village & lund cities in their backyard. What’s the brouhaha New Zealander?

•    what r u upto nowadays besides drinking

•    SINGLE malt – drinking DOUBLE – seeing TRIPLE – fun QUADRUPLE – FIVE senses – SEX eludes – SEVEN heavens

•    I am retired. Tired yesterday, again today. RE-Tired.

•    India Ram Bharose 1/3rd of the match; Laxman scored 1/3rd of the winning runs, 1/3rd credit to the BCCI politics

•    The biggest impediment to the peace process are the Gurgaon cab drivers

•    Where r u these days? in hibernation? still nursing goa fever?

•    Big Boss, Baas (stink) or Boos? A congregation of nobodys

•    Neither Mandir, nor Masjid but our aspirations of health, wealth & happiness on display at the CWG opening ceremony. Hope the message is clear…

•    Played enough Games, let the sports begin !!!

•    A dispute over toilet paper led Kalmadi & MS Gill to dump the BigBoss house. Else, they were scheduled to play common games for wealth, inside.

•    Gandhi wud cringe in heaven when he knows that CWG rented toilet paper for Rs.400 per roll to wipe the Gora ass. SO much for the freedom he struggled for

•    People like Kalmadi ensure the relevance of Gandhi. Welcome dry day after the deluge

•    Those with zilch opinion call themselves ‘Political analyst’ & appear on Prime time English TV. No quote or responsibility sticks that way

•    2.7 acres. 1/3 is all one gets. What “grand” structure can be built? Why fool oneself & the world.

•    If Extremists on both sides are unhappy, there surely must be something right about the judgement !!! (one sensible comment by Javed Akhtar)

•    God exists. Even the High court says so

•    A new building being launched soon called the “RamMasjidAkhara”

•    Now that “Mandir wahin banega”, I would like to see some real devotees visiting rather than the Akharas functioning in the name of Mandir-Masjid

•    Babri issue to court isnt justice. Arnab Goswami could have solved it in one hour with 3 panelists, shobha de & Suhel Seth

•    A real pain this ComeOn wealth games Baton has become… Lathi daal diya into the mango people (aam admi) lives

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