Quotes

•    Man proposes, man disposes, God simply trudges through the courts

•    Goa to Gudgawa. What a rude awakening

•    whoa. A long break from Facebook indeed is refreshing. Best part, no one missed U too..

•    final day of the seminar. Tere mere beach mein..

•    hows it going there in Goa??

•    Who named the Break between drinking sessions as “Leadership Summit”?

•    Kick-Ass comm, LITERALLY

•    Oh Lord, please save me from your followers. They drag U to the beer on the beach

•    Who stuck this Palm in the path???

•    All who wander are not lost. Some cud be in Goa

•    seems neither munni, nor Jhandu balm can save CWG shame

•    When in Goa, do as the Goans do..

•    Braking News: Mehbooba Mufti seems the inspiration behind Savita Bhabhi. J&K remains PIECEful while “Aman ki Asha” a fantasy

•    They say “money talks”. Am I deaf???

•    Marriage is Give and Take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway

•    for all those who suffer loneliness, Time to burn some books in some religious place. A ton of attention follows..

•    Humility, honesty & humour can be stairs to superstardom

•    The Butt lands in Delhi to discuss his Boys’ No-balls with the ICC Chairman.

•    The ICC chairman has so many visitors & meetings, daliy. Wonder why Food & Agri. minister of India isnt working the same way

•    Rahul Gandhi, Salman Khan & Ash would remain “Youth” for another 15 years. I better apply to my son’s school for admission.

•    Rahul Gandhi says -“Politics is in your pants & shirts”. Wondering what was implied !!!!!!

•    I was a DUDE with AttiTUDE. I am now married & SUBDUED.

•    Come Via-Agra. You will see man’s greatest erections for a woman. Wah Taj !!!

•    Munni badnam hui, Darling………………………..Tere Liye

•    “Make Haleem, not War” !!!! Eid Mubarak

•    Chest thumping by Desi media about Quran burning in faraway land is like “Raah chalte bhains ke pichwade mein ungli”. Needless stoking

•    I hope this monsoon mausam ends. Else, I would officially be known as RUMesh

•    Desperately need to remain alive. I forgot to pay the insurance premiums

•    Hi Bro! How have you been ? it’s been loooong 20 years ….

•    Hyderabad patents the Haleem. Gudgawa too files patent for Bad roads & Traffic jams.

•    Burman da married Asha tai, and Bada behen lata is still Didi ???????

•    nice to c u i am finding u give me ur no. on +919815711112

•    Teachers day today. Hangover tomorrow

•    Jab se Blackberry & Apple ceased to be fruits, zindagi bahut kela ho gaya hai…

•    Adharma productions decide to rename their movie WTF. It was earlier WAF (we are family).

•    How can Swami Agniwaste call himself a Swami & defend cold blooded murder?

•    1 lakh foreigners visiting Delhi for 13 days, a few thousand crores spent on killing mosquitos to conscience… 1.5 crore people have been living here for years, none cared yet. (???)

•    India has a very large Muddle class. The classes can meddle with them

•    Force the Maoists to read Arundhati Roy’s essays. They would prefer to face the gallows

•    Who made the ICC chairman the Agriculture minister of India?

•    Oh Jeejas. Even Rakhi sawant has competition from across the border. Veena Mallik. Woh bhi Pakistani Punglish

•    Hi Ramesh how r u ? Catching up after 12 years.

•    MalaD and KalmaD are two irrelevant brands that get used after being screwed. Paisa, izzat and relevance, all lost..

•    Pakis with No balls seem to be filling up my Timelines. Cant we discuss normally endowed people? err, I mean ethically endowed

•    Good initiative. A ton of misconceptions about Farm Houses in Delhi, not withstanding the Fair business opportunity.

•    Pakistani men with “NO balls” were the headlines on Sunday, and got paid too.

•    Hows The Urban Planing is Being Updated with a Morphogenis Outlook?

•    The moti-moti aunty was speaking in PUNglish or ENGjabi?

•    CWG = kuch Game Shame ho jaaye….

•    India, the most promising land. If you dont believe,hear our leaders. Everyone is promising something or the other.

•    Why are some days known as dry days, while the rest are not known as Wet?

•    CWG = Only place where commission is released before the Purchase order.

•    Throwing stones gather no moss, or is it “stone throwers dont get rusted”

•    Where is the “Monk who Stole my Ferrari”

•    Vedanta Babu, JaiRam jee ki ! Environment Box-ited?

•    Do not speak until you can improve on silence- Buddhist saying

•    “Water Water everywhere, but not a drop to Drink”. This epic was written by Coleridge when he got stuck on MG Road during monsoons, with not a single THEKA in sight. Emotion evoking !!!

•    Caution: Conjunctivitis spreading in Gurgaon. Doctor told me that he is seeing more than 10 cases everyday. Only way to stop spread is to wash hands as frequently. IT DOESNT SPREAD IF ONE SITS WITH AN AFFECTED PERSON, OR LOOKING INTO THE EYE.

•    Gurgaon has literally implemented the metaphor – “Sweep the road from under your feet”

•    The Girem Summit Has Bullet AGENDAS .It would be Lot To see on Talks Made about Lookout Of Investors as WELL Commercial Space Optimization.

•    You cant accelerate the pregnancy by hiring Nine pregnant woman for One month each. Head count isnt always important

•    Gurgaon experiencing a Leh. Not the J&K wala, but Lehmann wala Leh. WhrTF did the road disappear?

•    If you pay peanuts, U get Monkeys. If you increase the salary by 300%, you get Godzillas. Happy parliamenting…

•    The ‘Didi’ set up the ‘Dada’ well, so that ‘Babas’ & ‘Babus’ play along. Mao Games Mamata se…

•    “Farmers in VIdarbha Protest against Peepli Live” – Behind every successful film is a trivial controversy. The opportunist gets Leadership by creating one.

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