Quotes

•    Bisexuals are those who believe in Equal oportunity

•    How I long for the Bad old days….

•    Indian Met departments anthem – “Blame it on the rain”

•    11 Frenchmen made to run for 90 minutes, and buggered at the end. Thats not soccer, its porn. On moral grounds, ESPN wont telecast it

•    Surely, “Impossible is nothing”. Adidas signs Ash for her “being natural” ability

•    She calls herself ASH, not Aish. No wonder Raavan sent her back, and Ram had his doubts. Aish is spark while Ash is dust

•    People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.” ~ Unknown

•    “I will kick you so hard that even google wont be able to find you” lol. Now, thats some serious threat

•    Can Delhi ever imagine this?

•    I say “No to plastics”. Hence, not watching Ash.

•    are U Raa-warned? media gone crajee

•    All generalizations are false, including this one.

•    One more notification in the papers. Nice. Hope these guys keep up the pace

•    The swiss are a sPAIN in the aSs tonite.

•    eye the skies and they stare back. What a reckless lonely activity

•    Tragedy in Bhopal, Remedy all gas.

•    Marriage secrets rhyme- “One two, buckle the toe, three four, hit the floor. Five six, escape the fix, seven eight, dont be late, nine ten, bow to the HEN”.

•    Bhopal – No point now debating what is Right. I should be more on “who are left”

•    How about the PM appointing one GoM to assess what the F* have all the GOMs
•    achieved till date?

•    read this excellent quote – “I am extremely busy today. Can I ignore you later”

•    When you’re dead, you’ll end up in a box. So why live your life in one? – Robin Sharma

•    too little, too late, if ever it would ever

•    Dont expect others to be like u. Because life becomes really boring when u hav 2 live only with ur shadow. Accept the uniqueness in every human… Gud ni8 tc:-)

•    I realized that life is a series of well intentioned decisions preceded by poor judgement.

•    every noise has its own silence as its shadow, and shadows know how to speak to silence…

•    When the going gets tough, nothing gets going.

•    GODS & Governments help those who help themselves !! Honest people lead life dangerously, but satisfy themselves.

•    Baba, Babu & Babalog run the country. The chosen ones have limited mandates, and the art-of-living remains a shot at primetime news. The mango people (aam-aadmi) suck the kernels for survival

•    You can’t depend on your judgement when your imagination is out of focus – Mark Twain

•    Necessity is the mother of all inventions. Who fathered?

•    Markets crash yet again. The GREEKS have been screwing up since 320 B.C

•    Read this tweet- What is Rajnikant’s mail ID? gmail@rajnikant.com Lol… Only Rajni can do this

•    “setback pe setback, setback pe setback”. I need to uproot a couple of handpumps (a la Sunny Deol) to set things right.

•    Jacked. Whacked. Pissed. If thats life, so be it. Newspaper to Goodnite is a series of accidents. We traverse the hours, counting someone else’s sorrows

•    Sorry Mr. Vijay Mallya. I decided not to support your cause anymore. Bludy tired of helping U as a consumer. U need to pay now to enlist my support. I am not gonna pay for some days now.

•    Summer is the season when pollution is warmer, people colder and beer tastier, traffic murkier, life costlier and baaki sab theek hai. Aal eej not bloody well

•    “Laila ‘o’ Laila” … need a mini version in Saddi Dilli… 47 degrees of separation is unbearable..

•    We wish ‘sweet dreams’ at night, but our dreams keep us awake.

•    Let’s not state what it is, define what it could be, action what needs to be.

•    I would rather be Mr.Wordsworth, than Mr.Wordsmith

•    Terror hath no religion. It has a country now.

•    My daughter’s 13th birthday today. Abhi tho main jawaan hoon!!!!!!!

•    If the past tense of eat is ate, how come meet is not mate?

•    who says honesty is not practiced in Real estate industry. Misaal !!!

•    I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck- courtesy:Urmila Rao

•    while the gods make merry TOGETHER, his creation busy fragmenting itself. Doesnt seem an unanimous decision though

•    Que. of Facebook : “What is the biggest difference between life & Death?” Answer :”U cant be updating your status, when dead”. RIP smart man

•    Caste divides Hindus, Unites politicians. Should we practice since we know?

•    On mothers day, shakuni telecom minister thanks Kaurava Karunanidhi father for having allowed him to father the mother of scams. Jai Bharat Mata day !!!!

•    woh manzilon se nakal pade, talaash-e-raah ibteda ka, aur kho gaye har safar mein (some started at the destination looking for the start of the journey, and got lost in every journey)

•    3 beers down and words slip my vision. Convinced. Nasha alfaazon mein hota hai. Varna meri aankhen naachti nahin

•    Gurgaon, the millenium city is unique. We have more number of men, women and COWS on our roads, than the population of Norway

•    I am learning everyday. Someone told me today that he is a “chocoholic”. what a waste of holic

•    “Who cares if my grandkids aren’t gonna see a polar bear? I didn’t see a dinosaur”….. (interesting tweet from one who lives for today)

•    New slogans of CICIC Bank – (1) “We stalk the talk”. (2) “Your pain start now”. (3) “we have 3000 CC executives, and each of them wud call U” (4) Husband to Holiday
•    loans, unto death”

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