Quotes

•    agreed, the brain is like a parachute. Dont be that open minded that the brains fall out. Picking trampled thoughts off the streets is supposed crow eating..

•    visited kids’ school for PTM today. kept wondering on how much have things changed since I went to the stables..err, school. point to ponder: would stables produce race horses or air-conditioned cocoons?

•    Everyone is kneaded in the same dough, but not baked in the same oven..Yiddish proverb

•    NSG commandos to Behanji-“bhagwan ke liye hamein chhod do”. She relents and recruits some Israelis. Of course, to save her izzat..

•    We are partnering GIREM-Gurgaon chapter to make a difference in Gurgaon. Must attend on 27th May’10 @ Epicenter. Register yourself at http://gurgaon.girem.in/. It would be worthwhile for sure since more than 150 corporates attending

•    what is this SECRETGURGAON group

•    Can we ask the Lok Sabha for a full refund for services not rendered?

•    Read this somewhere – “By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she’s wrong!”

•    BCCI says IPL was very transparent. everything was see through. If you dont believe, check out the IPL parties. everyone was wearing transparent dresses. See thru bidding process was the norm

•    Lalit Modi is the face of sacrifice. Desi version of “Martin Looter King”

•    Breaking news: Modi borrows Mongoose bat from Hayden to carry to BCCI meeting tomorrow. Balls beware. Bowlers can draft resolution

•    Macbooked !!

•    C K Prahlad, RIP… that was a Real man !!

•    Some Gyaan : Men who cant understand women are broadly classified into 2 groups – Bachelors & Husbands.

•    IPL is all about sweat & Equity, not “sweat-equity”. A topsy turvy duniya. Kya aap ke Namak mein toothpaste hai?

•    “Jaane kahaan se aayee hai” is not a movie about Sunanda Pushkar.

•    Kochi IPL team official Uniform

•    “Attitudes are contagious. Are yours worth catching”? Is that why some people are selling it all over the place?

•    I you intend to lead your life wisely, Ignore all quotes, including this one!

•    Double fault by Sania & Karbonn kamaal catch by Malik..

•    Only 2 places where divorce precedes marriage – Dictionary & Shoaib’s biography

•    Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

•    Atheist says – “there’s no God”. Scientist says – “show me the proof god exists”

•    Breaking news: Shoaib files for global patent for “telephonic impregnation”. He says he got married to phone-y wife, she says-she had miscarriage. Milte hai break ke baad

•    Breaking news: Behen Mayawati on Facebook now. She is updating her Statues status. Farmville players pls send some garlands

•    Had NDTV hosted “Sania ka Swayamvar” with Shoiab as padosi participant, journalists wud have been free to cover some real news. Sponsors bhi milte.

•    long back, it was “Roti, Kapda, Makaan” & Education in that order. Now it is statue, guards, garlands & Land. Behen** out to prove “live off the soil” adage. Kids eating mud to survive. No more money for kids’ education

•    Hyderabad had Charminar, Biryani & IT yesterday. Today it is Telangana, Saniamania, riots and scams. What about the ‘Mango-people’ (aam-admi)

•    American policy makers displaying intelligence

•    “kiss & be jailed, kill & get shelter”. Dubai Harem justice !!!!

•    Is ‘courtesy’ derived from curt or court ? or a combination of all.. confused about the ‘courtesies’ extended over the last few instances…friends specially..

•    Sania-Shoaib trying to give new dimensions to “Second-time-lucky”.. what a waste.. Indian media playing wedding planner

•    “I am a writer”…. Ok. What do you write? “I write Defective novels”

•    “Dont be a Yuvraj”..new corporate vocabulary for sulking non performing employees

•    one half of the world is dieting while the other seems to be starving..

•    She was once called DRAUPADI before the numerologists stepped in. Now she is Drraueupaddi…My story..

•    She was once called DRAUPADI before the numerologists stepped in. Now she is Drraueupaddi…My story..

•    Bite the hand that feeds you, and end up licking the boot which kicks you.

•    There is only one cute kid in the world. And every mom has em’

•    The most difficult journey to make is to meet halfway. Sometimes it takes ages !

•    The Common Man’s pain is the Conman’s gain. … Common-wealth for some, games played with some. Welcome to CWG Delhi 2010.

•    Chori ka status msg – Birla Institute of technology is known as BITS. Is that why the Tatas never got into it? Brrranding!!~ Lol Kajal

•    Weren’t we TALKING MORE when Blackberry & Apple were fruits?

•    Weren’t we TALKING MORE when Blackberry & Apple were fruits?

•    Broke !!! One of those rare moments when I wish – “If only Behanji hugs us when fully garlanded”

•    Long back, I found the meaning of love. But I forgot to write it down

•    Whyte-Machay, Kingfisher, royal challenge, McDowells, CHips, KFC… no wonder, the Bangalore team looks so dazed n drunk. The team too the sponsors too seriously

•    how long can U “shoot into the gun barrel pointed at U, and save thy self”. Ain’t it time to have objective discussions? cant kill relevance anymore. Society can lick the pop !!!

•    whoever said “Sunday are Fundays” didnt ever live in Gurgaon

•    Men gamble with playing cards, women with Tarot card. Both titillate & scare to achieve nothing

•    Parliament soon wud be lobbies, hobbies, bhabhis and Chabees. A happy family picnic

•    Parliament to be venue for “Womens musical chair event” post reservation. Men to stand around clapping, cheering ladies losing chair. case of few idiots representing a billion. Lage raho munni bai !!!!

•    Who says ‘money cant buy happiness’? Give me a bundle and watch my smile

•    Ladies, in your honour, one MNC has decided to rename themselves. They are gonna be called the LEHMANN SISTERS

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