Quotes

•    Nithyananda, parmananda, reservationnanda, rapenanda, abductionnanda, satinanda, dowrynanda, wifebeatingnanda etc show our DESI BAND-AID approach to “happy International Womens day”. Get Real ladies.Plastic cards, plastic feelings, Archies & tweet wishes wont bring happiness.

•    If Vegetarians eat vegetables, Watch out for Humanitarians !!!!!

•    Alcohol is never an answer to anything, but it helps to foget the question !!

•    religion is a man’s manifestation of how gods should behave. better to have god control men, than man control god. Consequences visible. Godmen n God Senas.

•    I am feeling as helpless as the ‘genie’ about to be released outta the bottle.

•    Everyday, some godman caught with his “saffron clothes down”. still they get to acquire ashrams (land) and amass following(women). Is that a reflection of increasing vulnerability, assertiveness or Samakutra (something wrong with the spelling here)

•    Society is what we see in the mirror

•    Swayamvar – Rahul faces kasht(work), kkhasth(preference), kasht(pain) n caste crisis. Seeking bailout from perenially grinning brides. Ad-wani ankle to intervene

•    Heard this – sex is like salary. No one truthfully says how much he gets, but imagines that the other draws more.

•    I need to Unwind. Cant find my reverse button. might as well ‘repeat’

•    NDTV prog. on MF Hussain was sponsored by Qatar Airways. What an idea madamjee!! Somepne pls get offended. Gud opportunity to mix protest n pleasure. Can be gud business too

•    Arthik calling Arthik…Pranab babu’s new Friday release

•    some read so much between the lines that they miss the plot ~ RM

•    Did an Indian, Marathi, Mumbaikar or Individual smash the 200 run records yesterday? Do the menace(MNS) senas have a “ball in the face”?

•    God said – “Exist because U imagine I do”

•    Delhi Police Breaking news: India biggest trade partner of Afghanistan. We import most drugs n prostitutes. Another first for C’wealth games affaire

•    passion can create the problem, but it cant solve it.. what to be passionate about them?

•    how come all marital disputes in US are being resolved on live TV… endorsements for apologies too? thats capitalism the amreekan way…

•    Harvijay Singh Bahia posted something via Slide FunSpace.

•    If you cant be a good example, U better be a terrible warning !

•    Viagra on Feb 14th is harmful unless taken under medical supervision…

•    My name is Khanvelkar in Mumbai… Khan-na in Delhi..Khannan in Chennai and
•    KhanDas in Kolkata… Khandaans want to rule India…

•    Facebook is the biggest hub of psychophancy..everyone likes everyone..not even disagreeing..and levels of wow n appreciation undeserved in most quarters..

•    “Falling in love is so hard on the Knees”… everyone seems to be selling Mt.Valentino…or is it St.

•    Live, not exist

•    India Steyned !!!

•    Tired of being appreciated. How about someone swapping appreciation for cash?

•    Breaking news: Kong. asks its workers to watch SRK movie to protest Sena. 5 million say yes. SRK pays royalty to Bade miyan for this unique marketing ploy.. taxi-wallahs do the grind trying to earn a ticket…

•    Economics is the cause & reason for the Maha-Nuisance-Sena antics..

•    yet another sat’day passing by us…

•    The art of living is more like Wrestling, than dancing… You just cant be doing it alone..

•    If the world didnt suck, we would all have been floating…. It took a Newton to discover than the world sucks !!!!

•    Breaking news: Raj Thackeray insists on singing “Mile sur mera Tumhara” in Marathi…and Sena wants all cricket teams to appeal in Marathi when they play @ Brabourne stadium

•    “Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography”…wise man sayeth…

•    If U have everything, where would you put it?

•    Life is wasted in the living…..

•    whats easy to follow was the most difficult to write…

•    not what U have, but How U got there…

•    Behind every successful man is a surprised woman !!!

•    I told my wife-“I need more space”..she locked me out..

•    My wish for 2010 is that people will understand that autism is not a disease; people with autism are not looking for a cure but for ACCEPTANCE…… 93% won’t Copy and Paste this, will YOU make this your status for at least one hour?

•    “Copying from one is plagiarism, copying from many is research”. whats the fuss about the idiots researching..

•    something that pricks is called the “safety pin.” phannee….

•    kanjhawla Delhi

•    the “colors of ladies” indeed was a sharp marketing ploy… concealed revelation…

•    The society shuns discussing ladies apparel in public, but applauds full apge ads of ladies minus apparel…..some morals !!!

•    3 Idiots diminishes the charm of the 11 Idiots… everyone including this idiot debating it, endlessly.. inflation no longer the debate..

•    ALL WHO WANDER, ARE NOT LOST

•    Delhi besieged by the “F” word…. FOG

•    Why are the Raj Bhawan’s rest rooms for the aged, to romp & pump (oops..pomp) at the state’s expense? The Gora sahib legacy continues…

•    Aamir garners credit more than deserved. Every idiot who conceived & executed the project deserves the pie.. some dip their finger into the icing and own it.. we owe the taste to the chef n the oven

•    I thought life starts @ 40. Andy Tee-wary proved me wrong at 86. If he resigns on health grounds, I should be booked for running a pharma co.

•    Breaking news: Hugh Heffner & Tiger sign up for the Andy Tee-wary course on Team work.

•    Andy takes a health check up thru a 3some at Raj Bhawan. Resigns for fitness reasons. What an idea sirjee !!!!

•    why is the US media obsessed with the Tiger? We have our sacred cows like Andy Tee-wary working overtime to lead the jungle

•    nar rahe na naari, sabse active Andy Tee-wary

•    Christmas is not a date, but a state of mind. WHy create boundaries for celebration.

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