Quotes

•    life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes..

•    Michelle Obama is first lady. Who is Pratibha Patil? What do U call the queen’s husband?

•    The Rich Green ($) would buy out the poor green…. even the climate is influenced..

•    wondering about the insecurities of people leading to no decisions..

•    Now the “Green-piece” award for Obama after the Copenhaggle performance… climax change… oops..climate…

•    backup in progress………

•    koda-koda Yes Papa, eating jharkhand, NO Papa, scr>wing people, No Papa, Open your mouth, Hoo Hoo Hoo (last laugh continues)

•    guest lecture for 200 MBA students @ 10 AM. Looking forward to exciting n provocative 90 minutes. I’m looking fwd

•    guest lecture for 200 MBA students tomorrow. Looking forward to exciting n provocative 90 minutes..

•    like a kollywood movie, KCR spins Tale’n’Gaana with his son as the lead. now the real estate of HYD wud take centerstage

•    3000 cops provide security @ Nobel peace awards today. Peace????

•    No wonder Copenhagen attendance is 100%. The sx workers union announces free service for delegates if they show the delegate pass. Rajya Sabha adjourned today for lack of attendance. Is there a lesson for our leaders?

•    stupid debate of a muslim as a PM. Was Kalam the president or a muslim? He was CAPABLE. To design the Ram mandir, do U want a Bhakt or an architect/engineer. Stupidity can be masked by loyalty

•    Rahul Gandhi conveys “intent” and covers up “ability” well. heard him speak @ Lucknow. Impressive. A leader in the making. Sadly, opposition not throwing up credible competitors

•    Not just the Indian man, even the Tiger fell for the “fair & the lovely”… global phenomenon..

•    “The right to be heard doesnt imply the right to be taken seriously”

•    COpenhagen is sadly a negotiating table, rather than an agreed action table….

•    Why trim the leaves when the root is the cause?

•    Serena Williams’ wardrobe malfunctions. People run for cover. First to duck were the papa-raat-zee

•    Let me be the first to wish you on your new club status…Happy Birthday! It only gets better from now on…bigger cakes, more candles and always a seat on a crowded bus….welcome to Club Class!! Cheers!!

•    Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, and saw the great nation have a fall, the kings horses had “chara” and the men did a “Koda”, Everyone but the “aam aadmi” had a ball

•    CAT-astrophic test.. it just dosnt seem to seem to end

•    60 rowdies ransack cyberabad. Munnabhai police allow them to burn property n cars. sense of helplessness.. shame on us to be led by such leaders

•    Woods, Cat, Minarets drive attention away from the AFFAIRS of the state….

•    Indian Parliament anthem: Baa Baa Black sheeps, have U any rule, Yes sir, yes maam, three files full. two for the common man, one for the sake, we dont give a “F” coz we “F*” the rule!

•    Koda-Koda little star, how I wonder how stupid U are, Up above the common man, like a rapist of the law !!!!

•    babri-babri where have U been, I’ve been to ajodaya, whom no one has seen. One for the blind and one for the lame, no one for the billion for whom ram is just a game !!!

•    babri-babri where have U been, I’ve been to ajodaya, whom no one has seen. One for the blind and one for the lame, no one for the billion for whom ram is just a game !!!

•    DELHI ENTER GUINNESS RECORD BOOK. 30,000 marriages. 100 ‘Baraati each’. First time in the world, 30 lakh people danced together on any cities’ roads and
•    screwed the peace of another 35 lakh. First time, we burned a few million dollars worth of petrol on NOTHING.

•    “I earn a seven figure salary. Unfortunately, there’s a decimal point involved.”

•    GIREM Summit_Goa

•    everyone seems to be talking about the people who lost their lives in the Taj…. how about those who were at V.T, roads, hospitals etc???? The Shobha De effect…

•    “words words everywhere, but not a word of sense”… Liberhan revives the careers of many a dead politicians..literally..

•    Shilpa’s lehenga gets more coverage than Bal.. Raaj ki baat hai…

•    Lemmings are known to become irrational when their population grows, and committ suicide in mass numbers. Shiv Sena & MNS seem to be taking lessons from them…….

•    India is LOSING it’s world ranking… We have slipped to 80th most corrupt nation.. Jaago Brasht Jaago. Apne desh ke liye kuch karna hai..

•    MCD finally constitutes committee to implement Delhi masterplan 2021 …finally, the left hand would know what the right has planned…http://delhi-masterplan.com/news-articles/

•    Internet proves that a few million monkeys typing together on their keyboards don’t produce the works of Shakespeare…

•    Yet another ‘Bandh’ call by the battered Junta party(BJP).. if only it would serve any purpose..

•    Everyone says – “Its just a matter of time”. How much more???

•    I’m confused. My daughter tells me that Iron is a substance and sodium is a metal..

•    India arguing Tibet with China during Dalai Lama’s visit to an Indian state….”Begaani shaadi mein Abdullah diwana”

•    One stint in a foreign nation motivates many a “DESI” executive to display a ‘superior atitude” and ‘disdainful language’ while referring to the Indian culture. Pretension on the shoulder forces one to stoop low !!!

•    sometimes, it is easier to forget than to remember !!

•    You could also burn your finger when lighting a lamp. Dispel darkness, carefully !!!!

•    ‘committments’ become ‘words’ when people change

•    A man has to believe in something, has to stand up for himself. Belief leads to actions, and actions lead to happiness. I believe today is the right day for a drink!!!!

•    If only we dont display our “Bhakti” & “Shakti” on the main roads @ peak traffic hours !!!!

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