Quotes

•    knowledge & vegetables are alike. If you cant sell it, give it free; else, both ROT !!!

•    Religion weans one away from God !!!!

•    the mind is better unleashed, even if astray momentarily, than caged

•    “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”.. thats what I am doing now.. BOTH; daily.

•    a week of Bribery and “sweets Nothings” and traffic jams behind now…. time to get back to normal chaos..

•    I need to draw out my “bucket-list”…

•    New Nobel nomination for “research & sustained activity for converting alcohol into waste recyclable water through the process of running it through the human DNA and
•    god built process and prostaring peacefully on the side of the road”.. common man calls it alcoholism… peace inducing activity.. nominations welcome as every dilli-wala stands a chance to win..11 days of Intent can win now.

•    even my words meandered away and had to pull them back into the coherent sentence.. guess it made sense to those who listened to me.. god knows what I spoke of though…. what party?? Was I there last nite?? or was it this morning?? what the hell am I saying anyways.. sleep time again..

•    We are the people our parents warned us about !!!

•    shakespeare wont say -“what’s in a name anymore”. Mumbai cant be called Bombay… the paper tigers roar in their backyard…

•    The best time to plant a tree is 10 years ago. The next best time is now. Why plant imagination when facts are available.

•    The best time to plant a tree is 10 years ago. The next best time is now. Why plant imagination when facts are available.

•    If only God were allowed to do what he should, without human interference..

•    Religious beliefs defy eco-considerations. Collectively, we dented both the Economic & Ecological considerations by foisting centuries old beliefs on each other. The
•    Yamuna weeps…..post diwali, we weep literally..

•    Must watch..Technology catching up with our senses too..rather overtaking..

•    Look at the Ravan in the mirror and U would stop lighting the pyre of sensibilities

•    IMPLANTS make more news than the plants… we have front page news about enhancers, rather than enhance news on the front page..

•    EVERYONE NEEDS TO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING. Something that they intend to action, to do it right away. I BELIEVE in having another beer.

•    Tech-addiction – “I want my girlfriend to pay more attention to me. Do U have any perfume which smells like a computer”???

•    Ram is a vegetarian, hence he observed Navaratri. Esh is non-veg, and celebrated ID. Ram-esh collectively were led by their beliefs. Moral of the story – “Beliefs are led
•    through the alley of convenience”

•    Back in Delhi after a hectic Goa.. these seminars between drinks is indeed taxing..

•    I am tired of drinking .. I better have a drink n get to bed…ha.ha

•    goa goa, yes papa. Drinking beer no papa. telling a lie, no papa. Open you mouth. “You F%$#@^ lying stinking *^%$#. ja.ja.ja.

•    sat in the beer & had the bar. Goa gets to know the dilliwallahs

•    tera “financial atyachaar”……..

•    working on the mide-week presentation to an international audience…

•    if silence is gold(en), what is the stock market?

•    make this a special sunday…

•    whoever said that wallking in the rain is fun hasnt pushed a car through Delhi traffic..

•    is wondering how come things, ideas, people, desires, money surface years after you trunk it for good….

•    rain rain go away, come again another day !!!

•    “All people, races n coutries SMILE in the same language” – Rini Khanna

•    Delhiites pls read – BOMB SCARE IN DELHI @ 5 PLACES…PLS. EXERCISE CAUTION WHILE MOVING OUT

•    life is wasted in the living, from Monday to Monday..

•    so many have taught us, but very few were teachers…..

•    sat in the beer & had the bar….

•    There are good days, there are bad days. This seems to be one of them..

•    if there is no tomorrow today, there cant be one tomorrow anyways..

•    “I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry.” -Robert Benchley.

•    I jsut cant speak out the truth on “what’s on my mind”…

•    it’s funny..I dont remember being absent minded..

•    who’s packs your parachute?

•    bas itna sa khwab hai….

•    Promotion offer…New All curing pill…guaranteed results

•    Michaelangelo’s David returns to Europe from a TRIP TO US, sponsored by Coke,KFC & McDonalds!!!!

•    I admire “Soda drinking” people… I need to add alcohol to improve the taste, always !!!

•    set-wet-ready….. I am ready in this wet weather to get “Set”…

•    every problem needs to be tackled like a DOG. If you cant eat it, or hump it, piss on it and walk as if U did a favour by doing so.

•    Just-went singh passed by the Battered JUNTA party !!!!!!!!!

•    whiskey contains E211, E224 carcinogenic fats that kill flu… swines pls note!

•    “Mr.Poor-harassed-khan” is intrigued on why his fellow “concerned Indians” are raising a hue n cry?? even the Delhi high court has ruled that “Frisking” is Ok as long
•    as it is not public… Poor Khan, people dont even let him be frisked & promote movies in peace..tch.tch

•    US Embassy notification – “Please dont apply. H1N1 is not a new Visa”

•    US Embassy notification – “Please dont apply. H1N1 is not a new Visa”

•    TGIM… back to the workstation

•    “PRECAUTION is more important than ABSTINENCE” – Aren’t a Billion Independent Indians data enough???? Indulge your independence !!!

•    Breaking news: Hailey, Sheldon, Cook, Smith & Heller coming together to India to understand the Ambani fiction… This has more twists than what these gentlemen created in their entire careers. Karan Johar buys the movie rights – “It’s all about loving your Moolah”

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