Quotes

•    O’Brien ~ “Madam, eclipse. The moon is glowing Red”. Didi ~ “Go on TV & blame the communists”

•    Modi meets Zuckerberg. PMO productivity declines.

•    My wife & I share a credit card. We would love each other till “Debt do us apart”

•    HR Gyan : “A dog’s admiration is no conclusive evidence that you are likeable”

•    Jail-lalitha wins NoBail prize…… Heard on Twitter

•    “Modi is wasting govt. time n money. He should use it for benefit of farmers. Meanwhile, Supriya is merely a farmer” – Shared Power

•    “Aa Bail mujhe maar” said Jail-lalitha…

•    Dear China, please stop incursion into India. Else, we unleash Vadra & Pawar into your territory…

•    Kumar Ketkar has Vision. A ‘Tunnel vision’ !!!

•    Everything’s on sale today. Sadly, I am too poor to buy anything.

•    Sharad Pawar to join India’s fight with corruption. Sir, which side are you on?

•    Listening to Sonia Gandhi speak Hindi is ‘music to the ears’. Instrumental music !!!!

•    “Hi-fi, Wi-fi & Safai” – Modi

•    Jayalalitha is a ‘Goddess’. Now I understand the quote “Gods must be crazy”…

•    “Before you point your finger, make sure your hands are clean” … #SwachhBharat

•    Pankaja Munde has agreed to be Maharashtra CM. I am willing to replace Obama !!!!

•    We can’t prevent the ‘sorrow birds’ from flying into our head; what we must is prevent them ‘nesting in’ …

•    Naam Kom, darshan Zyada…..

•    Mr. Sardesai might be feeling helpless as someone “who took sleeping pills and laxatives on the same night”

•    Opportunities & Credit cards are alike. You can’t get one, till you already have one !!!

•    “When your heart speaks, make notes” #WorldHeartDay

•    Gandhis in Kashmir today. It’s called ‘Arresting the slide’ visit….

•    Right message, well delivered !!! Pakistan needs some Yoga lessons ….

•    Ayyo Amma Jail-alitha !!!!

•    Yo Amma so honest !!!!

•    Today is World Tourism day. Rahul Gandhi is in Delhi..

•    Arnab in USA. They get a taste of their own medicine.

•    We have enough religions to make us hate each other. It’s time for some that make us love… #MakeinIndia

•    Management Gyan : “If at first you don’t succeed, destroy the evidence that you ever tried”
•    What’s widely Made in India? – Excuses !!! #MakeInIndia

•    Raising a business & raising children are alike; they start with something called ‘Labour’. #MakeinIndia

•    These new phones are like my hairline. Every year, it gets thinner & lighter….

•    “It’s Jupiter velocity which took Mangalyaan to Mars” – Mom’s son….

•    Mangalyaan reports from Mars that “Men are from Earth, and so are women”.

•    Why didn’t Manmohan Singh complain about Power outage? “He’s lived the last 5 years without power”

•    The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance…

•    Sometimes, I should not resist clean thoughts entering the mind…

•    Kerala is so literate, even beggars are imported…..

•    Dear tail, please don’t try to wag the dog….

•    Snacking can’t get any fresh….

•    The state is not ‘Dry’ yet…

•    Kochi kochi hota hai ….

•    Winners don’t quit. Quitters never win. The one who never wins, nor quits, is called Bilawal Bhutto

•    “Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations”. Let’s have an honest chat !!!

•    A multinational coalition led by US has a strategy to defeat ISIS. How? “By getting everyone a Facebook account”.

•    urbanize ~ verb ˈəːb(ə)nʌɪz Creation of cities for communities to settle in, so that everyone gets to be ‘Lonesome’ together ….

•    Are you ‘Free’ this evening turns out to be most expensive …

•    Delhi tourism plans wants tourists to visit historical places. Red fort – where Akbar used to live, Lodhi Garden – where love used to bloom, Parliament house – where laws used to be made…..

•    This generation hasn’t seen the great depression, the great meltdown & great wars. Their great war is their ‘living’.

•    Is your work a ‘lot less fun’, and fun a ‘lot of work’? Welcome to top management !!!!

•    Samsung has announced the launch of a device which would enable peace & quiet in your life ~ A PHONELESS CORD

•    What? Scotland split from Britain? No buses burnt, no universities torched, no one shot. This kind of split is not “Our culture”

•    Not always does age come with wisdom. Sometimes, age comes alone….

•    The PM has clarified that posturing at the border is not War. War is what Arnab Goswami starts every evening @ 9 PM…

•    You only work 5 days, while the government spends on all 7. And you still ask what’s wrong with the economy?

•    Traffic rules being amended, fine to be increased 20 times. All those who love to speed, raise your right foot….

•    All these Love Jihad experts are like “the consultants who know a 100 ways to make love, but can’t find a date…”

•    You like to leave your message before the Beep? Do it here !!!
•    Money is the root of all evil. – A man needs roots !!!!

•    US is going to persuade ISIS to discard violence. They are sending B-52 bombers to negotiate…

•    Management Gyan : “Not all strings are attached”

•    Getting older is a privilege denied to many. Enjoy !!!!

•    One Sanjay Jha makes the Congress. Put a few together, it’s AAP

•    “I dont necessarily believe in everything I say” ~ Kejriwal

•    Corporate problem ~ “A good scapegoat is hard to find”

•    There are easier things that finding the meaning of life; Like Finding Fanny …

•    Practice makes a man perfect. Nobody is perfect. So, why practice?

•    Everyone wants to serve the nation, but, mostly in an ‘Advisory’ capacity ..

•    Whoever said – “a man can’t fall in love in his 40s” was never a biker.. She’s mine now !!!

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